These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually alisema in court, word for word, taken down and now published kwa court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: Are wewe sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your tarehe of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were wewe in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: wewe forget? Can wewe give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight au thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband alisema to wewe when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Do wewe know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo au the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: wewe do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the inayofuata morning?
A: Did wewe actually pass the bar exam?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
Q: Were wewe present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the tarehe of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were wewe doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: kwa death.
Q: And kwa whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can wewe describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, au a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have wewe performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?
Q: What school did wewe go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Do wewe recall the time that wewe examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the meza, jedwali wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him.
Q: Are wewe qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before wewe performed the autopsy, did wewe check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did wewe check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did wewe check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when wewe began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can wewe be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my dawati in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
