It was krisimasi morning and everyone was opening their gifts and DW was so happy about seeing the last gift thinking it was Tina The Talking Tabby. A toy that she would not shut up about. She opened it and it was a bata that could talk instead that could say 5000 things.

DW: Can it say meow?

Jane: Probably not.

DW looked sad.

Jane: Are wewe upset?

DW: No...........I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!!I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!! (She sobbing) SANTA HOW COULD wewe THIS IS THE WORSE krisimasi EVER!!!!

She hits the bata and it talked and she was happy and alisema for someone who is not a kitty hes...

D.W.: (after Arthur realizes that D.W. has accidentally broken his plane) If it could break the sound barrier, falling out of a window shouldn't be able to break it.
Arthur: (angrily) I told wewe not to touch it.
D.W.: wewe built it all wrong! Did wewe even read the directions?
(Arthur furiously gets on his feet and grits his teeth, but D.W. is too busy talking to be afraid.)
D.W.: It didn't fly for one second! It's not my fault if wewe made a plane that can't fly.
Arthur: (lividly) I told you... NOT TO TOUCH IT!!!!!!
(He punches D.W., and she hits the ground; D.W. wails in agony as she heads back inside.)...