From an barua pepe I got.
TAKING A WOMAN TO kitanda
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- wewe take her to kitanda and tell her a story.
At 18 -- wewe tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- wewe don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells wewe a story and takes wewe to bed.
At 48 -- She tells wewe a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- wewe stay in kitanda to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If wewe take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
TAKING A WOMAN TO kitanda
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- wewe take her to kitanda and tell her a story.
At 18 -- wewe tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- wewe don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells wewe a story and takes wewe to bed.
At 48 -- She tells wewe a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- wewe stay in kitanda to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If wewe take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
1.) Eat Chocolate. chokoleti helps wewe have less stress which will make wewe feel better when having PMS.
2.) Try not to act like wewe are having your Premenstrual Syndrome. Such as, walking like something is wrong with your pad/tampon. Act like wewe have nothing wrong with wewe and act natural. Then, no one will know.
3.) When coming back from school/work, go to bed. Laying down helps your period and lets it go zaidi smoothly so wewe won't have a delay in your usual period time. It also helps wewe relax.
4.) Be careful to not jump so much. It'll make all the blood come out faster and it'll make wewe feel, a bit uncomfortable.
5.) Change your pad/tampon daily au hourly.
2.) Try not to act like wewe are having your Premenstrual Syndrome. Such as, walking like something is wrong with your pad/tampon. Act like wewe have nothing wrong with wewe and act natural. Then, no one will know.
3.) When coming back from school/work, go to bed. Laying down helps your period and lets it go zaidi smoothly so wewe won't have a delay in your usual period time. It also helps wewe relax.
4.) Be careful to not jump so much. It'll make all the blood come out faster and it'll make wewe feel, a bit uncomfortable.
5.) Change your pad/tampon daily au hourly.
Being a woman to me is:
Changing my hair color whenever I want.
Dressing up au being bummy and enjoying it.
Being feminine.
Watching a 'chick flick' with a glass of red wine and good quality chocolate.
And many, many other things that would take me forever to write.
Calling me FAKE won't make wewe REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make wewe SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make wewe STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make wewe PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make wewe RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make wewe SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make wewe COOL,
So why bother?
This is from a little something I found online. This makes a lot of sense to me and I bet it makes sense to other girls like me. Bullying is an ugly thing. Don't let them get to you, girls. They aren't worth your time.