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 (c)Lisa Regna, A Write to Heal
(c)Lisa Regna, A Write to Heal
"The mystery of our time is the inability of decent people to get angry."-- Eric Hoffer

I'm going to ask wewe a swali right now, and wewe can feel free to answer honestly. Do wewe consider yourself a feminist?

After kusoma the responses to _lina_'s link, I decided to remind everyone here, particularly women in the western world, what feminism today is really about.

Modern women in Europe and North America enjoy a multitude of freedom that often goes underappreciated. Women today are afraid to call themselves feminists because of the negative stereotypes associated with that word. Before I talk...
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This is mainly directed toward those who feel they are too small. I have no experiance with the other side of the issue.

I get somewhat annoyed and insulted when girls talk negatively about their small breast.
Girls wearing a size C think they're flat chested.. I always considered C to be large, but what do I know?

Girls cry over size B

Little girls saying "I'm worried about my body development. I'm 11 years old and I'm only a C cup"

I am small.. I've never come across anyone my age (20) of similar size au smaller than me and I'm not at all exaggerating. Everyone who I see complaining about their...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an barua pepe I got.



TAKING A WOMAN TO kitanda

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- wewe take her to kitanda and tell her a story.

At 18 -- wewe tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- wewe don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells wewe a story and takes wewe to bed.

At 48 -- She tells wewe a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- wewe stay in kitanda to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If wewe take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
A long time ago, I wrote an makala on link, and the misconceptions about not calling yourself a feminist. Since it was so long, I highly doubt that it was read kwa its target audience, so I'm going to keep this one very short.

I won't repeat myself on detailing all the different schools of feminist thought, especially because I doubt you're interested. Instead, let me just say this: Feminism is like many religions au philosophies. Just as one person who calls herself a Christian can have vastly different maoni and beliefs kwa another calling herself a Christian, the same can happen with feminism....
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 Movie actress Marilyn Monroe was known as a sex symbol and "blonde bombshell." She's best known for her glamour, her comedic wit, and iconic portrayals of "dumb blondes."
Movie actress Marilyn Monroe was known as a sex symbol and "blonde bombshell." She's best known for her glamour, her comedic wit, and iconic portrayals of "dumb blondes."
we approve that marilyn monroe is one of the sexiest woman ever on earth. what so ever.. she really enjoy her life for being a woman... check some of her quotations a bout being a woman.

Selected Marilyn Monroe Quotations:
• It's all make believe, isn't it?

• If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere.

• I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it.

• I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.

• I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.

• I don't want to make money. I just want to be wonderful.

• I'm trying to find myself...
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posted by isabelle_905
Emails.

Guy/Girl

HOW TO TELL IF GUYS LIKE GIRLS:

1. The guy will be nice to you.
2. He will tell wewe that wewe did well, even if wewe did horrible.
3. He might make fun of you.
4. He’ll want to be your friend.
5. He might compliment wewe on your hair, even if wewe wear it that way every day.
6. He'll stick up for you.
7. He will start hanging out with your friends.
8. He'll flirt with you.
9. He’ll call wewe for no good reason.
10. He'll make eye contact with a happy grin on his face.

HOW TO TELL IF GIRLS LIKE GUYS:

1. They always talk about the different varieties au guys.
2. They stare at wewe with a smile...
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posted by terhenetar
I have seen this somewhere, probably even in this club, “this” being the statement that the best thing about being a woman is the ability to doll yourself up. I must say that I have been completely confused. I cannot understand why anyone would willingly objectify themselves and see it as something to be proud of. And, before wewe ask, I am not talking about BDSM au any variation thereof, because sexual preferences of consenting adults are absolutely none of my business. :) What I have in mind is making a doll out of yourself on a daily basis. One zaidi thing, I am not trying to belittle...
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How to get along with your mother.

This is for all the girls who have a mom.

Mothers…………..Ugh! They drive us crazy sometimes. They ground us for no reason, they yell at us for the littlest things, they imbarrise us, and wont leave us alone! Sometimes wewe just wanna yell and scream! Sadly wewe cant do that to your mother. But what wewe can do is prevent your mom from doing all these things. Before I give wewe these tips, im gonna help wewe like your mother more. And have a beter relationship with her. Your mom gave birth to you. She fed you, kept wewe alive, and raised wewe to the beautiful,...
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posted by Kiniko90
DISCLAIMER: makala taken from link. Originally from link kwa link.

Real women do not have curves. Real women do not look like just one thing.

Real women have curves, and not. They are tall, and not. They are brown-skinned, and olive-skinned, and not. They have small breasts, and big ones, and no breasts whatsoever.

Real women start their lives as baby girls. And as baby boys. And as babies of indeterminate biological sex whose bodies terrify their doctors and families into making all kinds of very sudden decisions.

Real women have big hands and small hands and long elegant fingers and short stubby...
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posted by isabelle_905
Another email.

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the meza, jedwali with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the maziwa carton.




WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check au charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a televisheni set in her purse. "So, do wewe always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
1.) Eat Chocolate. chokoleti helps wewe have less stress which will make wewe feel better when having PMS.

2.) Try not to act like wewe are having your Premenstrual Syndrome. Such as, walking like something is wrong with your pad/tampon. Act like wewe have nothing wrong with wewe and act natural. Then, no one will know.

3.) When coming back from school/work, go to bed. Laying down helps your period and lets it go zaidi smoothly so wewe won't have a delay in your usual period time. It also helps wewe relax.

4.) Be careful to not jump so much. It'll make all the blood come out faster and it'll make wewe feel, a bit uncomfortable.

5.) Change your pad/tampon daily au hourly.
posted by vider69
If I was aliyopewa the choice I would still prefer to be a woman, I believe in equal rights however being a woman is a great thing, there's nothing like having a girls night in (or a girls night out) Watching chick flicks (no matter what age wewe are) being independent, as I have found since I am 'happily' divorced from my ten plus mwaka marriage, now I'm enjoying being a woman zaidi than ever. I can do what I like and being in charge of 'the remote' is great, I understand that 'some' people have experienced messy divorces au choose to be in a relationship, but I'm just happy to embrace my 'new life' and I'm loving it, it would be great to have a 'being single' spot (if there isn't one already)
Being a woman to me is:
Changing my hair color whenever I want.
Dressing up au being bummy and enjoying it.
Being feminine.
Watching a 'chick flick' with a glass of red wine and good quality chocolate.
And many, many other things that would take me forever to write.
posted by addi123456
Lets stop bullying


This is for all the kids who get bullied, and for the people who do bully.

Most kids get bullied every single siku at school, outside, at the park, au even in there own house. If wewe are one of those kids, send me a story and I will make sure to help you(= Y in the world do they bully!? I will tell wewe y. 1. Because it lifts them up, it gives them power. If wewe want power, don’t bully on a little kid! What if wewe were that little child. They just wanna live life the fullest. What if that child died that day, and the only memories he has au his family has is of him getting...
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posted by cassie-1-2-3
Just a warning, I’m really weird about talking about this kind of stuff, so I may seem a little immature here.



I know that there are many females of various ages who suffer from the dreaded menstrual cramps (I hate the word “period” when used in this sense, so I’m going to avoid it as much as I can)

There are a few ways wewe can get rid of the cramps once they start, but I personally, would rather avoid them all together. What I do to achieve this is very VERY simple. This may sound a little disgusting to some of you, and it’s a little awkward for me to share, but the best thing to do...
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posted by isabelle_905
This isn't an attempt to pass this makala off as my own. I read it and I thought maybe others would appreciate it as well.


By Jessica Leigh Griffith


This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become Marafiki and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, who provide a comforting hug and a supportive audience for a story they've heard a thousand times....
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posted by isabelle_905
From another barua pepe I got.
Ladies: Have a sense of humour!! ;)



New Evening Classes for Women

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What wewe Want Without...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an barua pepe I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten kwa his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, wewe must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for zaidi than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless wewe actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free bia in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...
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posted by breebree446
The Difference between wewe and me!
Calling me FAKE won't make wewe REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make wewe SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make wewe STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make wewe PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make wewe RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make wewe SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make wewe COOL,
So why bother?



This is from a little something I found online. This makes a lot of sense to me and I bet it makes sense to other girls like me. Bullying is an ugly thing. Don't let them get to you, girls. They aren't worth your time.
posted by isabelle_905
Another email…


Dear Tech Support,

Last mwaka I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in ujumla, jumla system performance - particularly in the maua, ua and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf klabu 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging...
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