1. "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!"
2. "Bite My Colossal Metal Ass!"
3. "Bite My Glorious Golden Ass!"
4. "Lick My Frozen Metal Ass!"
5. "Hey, end of universe, BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!"
6. "Hey, whats this fat ugly thing? A frog? A toad? YO MAMA! HAHA!"
7. "DO THE BENDER, DO THE BENDER!"
8. "Whoa, mama! Get a room wewe two! (Guy says: We're in a room!) Well then, lose some weight!"
9. "Stop touching my junk, pervert!"
10. "You know whats funny? (Fry Says : what?) wewe weiner!"
11. "Well, bite my shiny metal....OHHHHH NOOOOOO!"
12. "Bite My Red Hot Glowing Ass!"
13. "She'll be coming round the mountin when she...