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NEW SMUT. LILY/JAMES. FEEDBACK PWEAAAAAASE? no likey smut, no read, kay?

posted by lucius_malloy

Patience

A/N: I just wanted to try smut in the sekunde person.

He takes wewe kwa surprise every time, though you'd think you'd have learned to expect it kwa now.
You got married straight out of Hogwarts, hopelessly in upendo as wewe were, and moved into a one-bedroom flat overlooking Diagon Alley. In the few months since your graduation, you've managed to christen just about every spot in the flat (and some around it too), but still he manages to take wewe kwa surprise when he sneaks up behind wewe like this, sliding his warm hands under your shati to rest on your stomach. Not that it always happens in...

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My Toon Ships

posted by boolander25

a list? of epicosity? MUST READ.

Everyone ships someone together. In order from lesser shipping to MOST SHIPPED OF ALL, these are mine.^^
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Peter Pan/Wendy

Say what wewe want, cliche au whatever, but I totally ship these two together. Sure, Wendy's a Mary-Sue. I don't care. The chemistry between these two is great and wewe can't deny it.

Sarah and Jimmy

Yes, there is a pairing from EEnE that doesn't involve me that I am proud to ship. Even if I ship a pair of 6 (??IDFK??) mwaka olds together, so what? Suck it....

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The Pros and Cons of being a Bassoonist

posted by GemonkDruid

I should probably post this on the bassoon spot... but whatever. :P

Pros:

- It's a beautiful instrument that should be treasured.

- Also, almost no one plays it, so they're in demand in orchestras and whatnot. HIPSTER INSTRUMENT FTW.

- It's a swear word in German and Finnish and also possibly Italian.

- Sucking on the reed gives me many fond memories of being a baby. ^_^

- If wewe put a glove, glovu on juu of the bell, and play a low B flat, the glove, glovu will inflate. So freaking cool.

- wewe can poke/hit people with it accidentally-on-purpose.

- It gives wewe an excuse to be unladylike. In the sitting position,...

Leah Biggerstaff's "Shows I Obsess Over."

posted by rapunzeleah123

Leah Biggerstaff's "Shows I Obsess Over."

So, a bunch of people are doing these. I got the idea from Dark, who got it from Gred, I believe, then Luna and GD. I decided to do my own.

1. The Office (America, ABC and TBS)
Description: A bunch of guys and gals and their awkward, immature, and hilarious exploits in a boring (or not so much) paper office in Scranton, Pennsylvania, guided kwa misguided if well-meaning manager Michael Scott.
How I found it: Well, my dad had been watching it from the first season. When I started, I was hooked.
High point: When Jim and Pam got married.
Low point: WHEN MICHAEL...

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Trolling Omegle

posted by IzzyOzera

The whole conversationd wouldn't fit on one screenshot so here it is;
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: Oh! There wewe are! I've been looking for wewe forever!
Stranger: oh really?
You: I'll never say goodbye to you!
You: I'm crazy about you!
You: I upendo you!
Stranger: is that good au bad?
Stranger: well are wewe a guy au a girl?
You: Kurt, don't wewe upendo me?
Stranger: nope guess not
You: But Kurt it's me Blaine!
Stranger: that sucks dont it
You: :'(
Stranger: stop your bitchin
You: Kurt. It's me, Blaine! Your boyfriend.
Stranger: ha fuckin faggot
Stranger: i hate fags
Stranger: they are as bad as niggers and soicks
Stranger: spicks
You: I'M IN A RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!

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The Loves of My Life

posted by boolander25

Double D is concerned about the amount of embarrassment in this makala

Double D is concerned about the amount of embarrassment in this article

So I conducted a pick to see if people liked the idea of me uandishi an article/list about the cartoons/literary characters I've had crushes on and most alisema yes. So here is my orodha in chronological order (to the best of my remembering ability). Please don't think any lesser of me because of the people on here. :D
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#1. Bartok

So yeah, for wewe people who have seen Don Bluth's Anastasia, don't judge me. For people who haven't, don't judge me still. I was like what, 6 and yeah, I...

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Why I think Snape is even worse then James.

posted by simpleplan

First of this is my opinion and I really do not care if wewe agree with it au not.

Snape's worst memory: "This will liven wewe up, Padfoot," alisema James quietly. "Look who it is..."
"Excellent," he alisema softly. "Snivellus."
Harry turned to see what Sirius was looking at.
Snape was on his feet again, and was stowing the O.W.L. paper in his bag. As he emerged from the shadows of the bushes and set off across the grass, Sirius and James stood up. Lupin and Wormtail remained sitting: Lupin was still staring down at his book, though his eyes were not moving and a faint frown line had appeared between...

What the moyo wants sequel to Justice and Revelations Chapter 4

posted by hsmgirl14a

The sun shined through the window inaonyesha the start of a brand new day. It was the siku after the incident with Troy. She had been getting many owls over the past few days and most of what she had been getting was not that bad. She was still lying on her kitanda awake. She had woken up an saa zamani and she was just lying there in silence. Her uncle was sitting in a chair inayofuata to her bedside fast asleep. She still had his suit koti, jacket on. She sat up in her kitanda as the door opened to reveal Mrs. Weasley. She looked up and watched as Mrs. Weasley walked over to her and helped her out of bed. Sirius woke...

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What the moyo wants sequel to Justice and Revelations Chapter 2

posted by hsmgirl14a

She tried to walk out of the room without attracting the attention. It did not work. She bumped right into him. She groaned and tried to walk around him. He blocked her every which way she went. “Troy can wewe please just songesha out of my way. I have important things that I need to attend to and you’re blocking my way.” Troy smirked at her with his bluish green eyes setting a moto deep within her soul that made every inch of her body hot. She glared at him wanting him to songesha out of her way. “Troy songesha out of my way now”, she alisema as she tried not to attract attention to herself kwa yelling....

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Truth..

posted by DracoLuver

There are many things I wish to capture on written words, and hopefully I will be able to do so in an organized manner. For those unaware of who I am, my name is DracoLuver - otherwise known as Draco, DL, au Ash. I’m one of the older members of the Biggerstaffs.
A few people have ilitumwa their personal feelings, but I will tell wewe right now that this is not solely on what I feel, but zaidi of the truth. And I know for sure many of wewe might hate me after kusoma this. I’ve mgawanyiko, baidisha this into three parts:

Immaturity 1
Messages to 2a and 2b
Recovery

Immaturity

I know that many people are hurt about...

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I'm Not Your Leader

posted by lucius_malloy

wewe guys know that, right? I don't have any special power au right over the rest of you. And I thought wewe all knew that, but lately it's seemed like maybe not all of wewe do.
So, just to clarify: just because I'm oldest according to the mti doesn't mean that I'm some sort of Head Biggerstaff. There is no Head Biggerstaff. There is no one person who gets to make all decisions in a very dictator-like way; we just have to all pitch in and make the best with what we're given.
And yes, maybe lately it's been looking like I've been making decisions, but it's never been me alone, it's always me and...

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Things Not To At Hogwarts

posted by Lunalovely

(So i found this in my notepad, and I wanted to share.
It's like if wewe got in trouble and were forced to write lines.
The reasons the numbers are bila mpangilio are cause these are my inayopendelewa from some orodha i can no longer find, plus this (*) means that I would so do that. (**) means that I probably would, if I had zaidi balls, au was less lazy, and (***) means I would so do it, if I had Marafiki to do it with, mostly, Fred and George.

3) No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I must not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.*
8) I will not use Umbridge’s quill to...

What the moyo wants sequel to Justice and Revelations Chapter 1

posted by hsmgirl14a

It was the siku of the big and grand party for the krisimasi holidays almost a mwezi early. Caitlin Black had been able to convince Albus Dumbledore to let her and her Marafiki go nyumbani early for the holidays. Their schoolwork and all were going to be sent kwa the owls and Caitlin had her uncle to help her if she did not get something. It had been a few years since her and George had gotten together. She was still happily in upendo with him. They played pranks and had so much fun together at school. They had fights like regular couples did. One of their fights caused Caitlin to have to go to the...

tervehdys från malloy

posted by lucius_malloy

hello there, it's me again. lucius_malloy, also known kwa very many other names... malloy, emma, emmy, mommy, auntie, shlag... wewe get the point. call me what wewe feel like, as long as I get that you're talking to me.
this makala might turn out kinda long, since I upendo uandishi all sorts of about me's and stuff.
having turned 15 years old in december, I am a proud fourth-year ravenclaw. I reside in a small, cold country called finland, tucked away between sweden and russia and not under any condition part of scandinavia. *shudder*. people have rarely heard of finland, but when they have, it's...

STICK A FORK IN ME, I AM DONE

posted by lucius_malloy

With my compulsory education, that is.
And because I am feeling very something-y, I decided to tell wewe all a little about that compulsory education. wewe can tell me to shut up if wewe like :D

Anyhow, I survived this compulsory education without ever
- getting detention
- getting a 7 au worse on a ripoti card (scale of 4-10)
- wearing make-up to school
- drinking
- smoking
- using other illicit substances
- getting suspended au expelled
- getting sent to the principal's office
- telling a teacher to fuck off (I did lecture my homeroom teacher about respect once though)

Things I achieved were
- getting a...

IB Entrance Exam Rant

posted by lucius_malloy

I just kinda need to rant this all out, and also I kinda hope it might help y'all if wewe ever apply for the IB :D this might turn out crazy long though...

Part One: In The Morning
I swear, I've never been as nervous and/or panicky as I was this morning. Not even the siku of my confirmation, the siku of my summer job interview and the siku I left for Brazil put together. I mean, in a way, it's just one test (well, technically two); but on the other hand, that one test will basically determine my future for the inayofuata three years and possibly even further. So, yes, I was zaidi than slightly nervous....

Lottie's Destiny -- (c) 12-year-old Malloy ;)

posted by lucius_malloy

I looked at the piece of paper in my hand. I had found it on my dawati this morning. It wasn’t my handwriting, au mum’s, au even Immie’s. All it alisema was: Lottie--to find your destiny, go to 13 Loophole Way. Secretly, I thought it was my father’s handwriting. He passed away last year, when I was 13. At breakfast, I casually mentioned this to mum. This was the reaction I got:
“Charlotte Irene Endale! Your father is- your father is- is dead. He would not-could not leave wewe a note in the middle of the night!” I could see the tears in her eyes so I alisema “Bye, mum! Have a nice day!”...

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We Can't Fight Amongst Ourselves

posted by lucius_malloy

Siriusly, guys, we can't. What with all the troll business going on (even if it is mostly over now), we have to stay together, okay? And even if there was no threat, we're a family. Families aren't supposed to fight over silly things (Accio, Water, I'm looking at you). Of course, if it were a big thing -- if someone badmouthed someone else, their family IRL, au something to that effect, au basically hurt another Biggerstaff in anyway -- that would be understandable. That, the rest of us would let wewe hash, reli out for a few days, befotr stepping in and trying to help the arguers find a solution....

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Letter to America

posted by emilyroxx

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in hivi karibuni years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not...

A summary of RENT -the awesomeest musical ever!!- (one that's so good I can ignore my bad grammar!)

posted by Ms_Mea

Hello guys :) Mea here!
As some of wewe know, I’m a total RENThead, and I’m in upendo with the musical RENT. Since I upendo this musical/movie so much, but not many people know about it au have heard of it, I decided to write an makala about it :) I’m basically giving wewe a summary and a few nukuu from this movie/musical so wewe can get a taste of it. I’d rather wewe guys not get it from some bila mpangilio source. wewe can trust this biggerstaff to give wewe the real info on this musical, so here it is (BTW, I have two versions: ones a short version with no spoilers, and one’s long with TONS of...