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Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!

posted by zanhar1

A nerd and a dork mixed

Introduction: While in Kate's room Best and I begaun to make up our own words, now us Biggerstaffs can use them claim they're real words... for we now have Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!
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Giemongomous - really really big

Complasult - when someone complaments and inults wewe at the same time

Prefectify - the act of making something perfect

Prefectanomial - the thing being prefected

Jumo - The act of dancing out a window, Water created it kwa making a typo when typing jump.

Animeies - The plural of anime....

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My Toon Ships

posted by boolander25

a list? of epicosity? MUST READ.

Everyone ships someone together. In order from lesser shipping to MOST SHIPPED OF ALL, these are mine.^^
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Peter Pan/Wendy

Say what wewe want, cliche au whatever, but I totally ship these two together. Sure, Wendy's a Mary-Sue. I don't care. The chemistry between these two is great and wewe can't deny it.

Sarah and Jimmy

Yes, there is a pairing from EEnE that doesn't involve me that I am proud to ship. Even if I ship a pair of 6 (??IDFK??) mwaka olds together, so what? Suck it....

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Best Urban Dictionary Definitions Part 3

posted by simpleplan

Yet another one :P

Superbowl: a REALLY big bowl.
this superbowl can, like, hold all my cranberries! Mmmmm, cranberries!

Anime: 1. Japanese animation.

2. Yet another thing that americans managed to completely fuck up, resulting in poor translations, unnecessary censorship, horrible dubbing, and people who don't know any better hating Japan for it.
Cartoon Network and 4Kids are mostly responsible for the godawful anime that plays in the US.

(This one for GD XD) Clown kiss: Eating a girl out while she is on her period so when wewe are done your lips look like a clown.
I puked after giving a girl a clown...

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Best Urban Dictionary Definitions Part 2

posted by simpleplan

If I get reported becasue this shit will go down XD

Pig: a government-funded butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its punda (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" au "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school. Don't be surprised if wewe recognized the pig who's giving wewe a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.

Hungry: The worst possible torture...

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My Strange chakula Rules

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, I have some freaky rules about chakula that don’t even make sense to me. Here’s some of them:

HOT DOGS
1.    I eat the hot dog out of the bun, but I won’t eat the bun.
2.    I eat one end of the hot dog, but not the other.
3.    When I eat hot mbwa at home, I don’t eat either end of the hot dog.
4.    I won’t eat veal hot mbwa out of a bun.
5.    I won’t cut up hot mbwa from a restaurant.
RAMEN
1.    I lift the ramen, mashua above my head and eat the end of the ramen, mashua first....

Insanity

posted by harrypotterbest

I need constructive feedback, si'l vous plait :P And don't be shy xD Tell me EXACTLY what wewe think!
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His blood on my kisu is all I ever thought of, all I ever dreamed of. His presence made me go crazy with longing to drive my silver blade through his chest and be done with it. His mere glance was all I needed to remember how it had felt, when he had stood inayofuata to me, and whispered sweet lies of a place that didn’t exist. I remember how he felt that day, I remember his cold touch, how it made me shiver, I remember how I could hear my moyo beating...

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Story I wrote, feedback needed please :)

posted by harrypotterbest

She huddles in the corner, lonely and afraid, knowing that He will return tonight. Silent tears make their way down her cheeks. The room is unbearably cold; she shivers in her thin sweater, wrapping her arms around her again. She hates herself for crying, it is a weakness, it is useless, and no one will help her. They thought she was mad. Before, she was sure she wasn’t mad, yet now, she fears she is losing her mind.
The room’s temperature drops even zaidi and her blood runs cold. A huge gust of wind blows down the window, and she screams. He is getting zaidi powerful. And soon, oh, very...

My Brother is being so bloody stupid >:(

posted by simpleplan

He has not been going to school. He keeps uigizaji think he is sick he does not care they he will fail he does not care that he will be taken away. I just want to ngumi, punch him.......... he thinks nothing can happen he does this about 2 years zamani because some kid was not letting him play football but he says not one is picking on him so whats his bloody problem. We called his princible but he did not call back he alisema he help us but he is not even around. My dad he is never there so he no help. My mum she has to work alot she cant have the exra stress. All my brother cares about is his self.

sorry about the rant but i had to let it out

My very old, very bad now dead crossover

posted by Lunalovely

Alright, so ya'll know cause of the pick. This is my old Percy Jackson/Avatar crossover. For those that don't knowso wewe don't get lost, Avatar is a cartoon about a fictional world where people can control, au "bend" the 4 elements. And the Avatar, (s)he's like this powerful spirit that never dies and is supoosed to keep balance. Well, this incarnation, Aang, is an airbender, the last of his kind, cause the moto Nation killed them in a 100 mwaka war. Him and his Marafiki are trying to stop them from winning the war.

I admit, I took like the first 5 chapters from this other, unfinished abandoned...

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Harry Potter

posted by simpleplan

(Note: One siku I was very bored so I wrote this story I thought wewe guys would like to read it. The story will have spelling mistacks I sucks with spelling and Grammer.)

Once upone a time a monky stold Harry's Lucky Charms. Harry was mad he wanted to eat it becuse of it was the best wizarding chakula of all time but the monkey wanted to flush it down the potty. Harry chast the monkey all around the world and they can to potty city. The monkey throw the Lucky Charms it almost when in the potty intell Pikachu saved it. Harry Potter and Pikachu jump around becuse they got he lucky Charms but then Ash when over and kicked Harry and Pikachu stold the Lucky Carms then ran to NeverLand.

The End XD

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All About CheekyCheese

posted by TempCC

Heyy!

My name is Amber and I live somewhere in England. My family consists of my Mum, my Dad, my 9 mwaka old brother, two hamsters called Freddie and Dora and a cat called Flora who we've had since before I was born! :D

I have 2 main obsessions. Harry Potter (Duh) and Doctor Who. Lets start with Harry Potter. One evening I had nothing to read. I had read all the vitabu on my bookshelf. So, I complained to my Dad and he suggested a few titles including Harry Potter. I hated Harry Potter even though I had never watched any of the films au read any of the books. My friend liked HP so I decided to...

The Extent of My Musical Talent

posted by GemonkDruid

So these are all the instruments I remotely know how to play and shit like that.

Instrument: Voice
When I started: Pretty much my whole life? lol
Why I started: It's fun. :p
Skill level (out of 10): 6.5...7? I dunno, depends on the day. :p And what song.
Do I own one?: What a dumb question. lol
How cool I look playing it (out of 10): 7
How much I enjoy playing it (out of 10): 10

Instrument: Piano
When I started: 8 years ago, but I stopped.
Why I started: My parents forced me. Haha.
Skill level (out of 10): 2. x]
Do I own one?: Yes.
How cool I look playing it (out of 10): 4.
How much I enjoy playing it (out...

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wewe know you've read to much HP when....

posted by simpleplan

wewe know very well that wewe will never have read to much of Harry Potter!!! ::sniffs::
You say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter vitabu out so far ten au zaidi times!!! (I have!!!)
You follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
You often call a teacher wewe don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when wewe ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because wewe often ride around your nyumbani on a broom...

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Accio Acio :P x

posted by Italktosnakes

So everybody's doing these bio thingy mjigs, so I thought I should jiunge into this :) x
My name is Alice Lucy Nugent. My jina la mtumiaji is Italktosnakes, but wewe can call me Accio. I've been here for just over a mwaka now. I started on the '1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight' foramu and the first person I ever spoke to was Moo. From then on, I have spent almost everyday on this AWESOME website, and I really consider some of the people kn here as my best friends.
I live in England, but- before wewe all picture me with a posh accent with teas and crumpets- I am definitely NOT a Sloane/...

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But we're not stupid--

posted by Gred_and_Forge

We know we're called Gred and Forge

Yeah, since everyone else is uandishi makala about themselves, I guess it's time to jiunge in the anarchy.

First off, not giving out my name and age and exact location (Hawaii, that's all I'm gonna say). Not that I don't trust anyone, but with the way this page is growing in numbers, I'd like to keep some things private. Now that that's out of the way, on to the details of lil ol' me, miss Gred_and_Forge (or Gred au aunty au betch, etc. etc.)

I upendo where I live, but honestly, the stereotypes is getting kind of old. Yes, I live in a house (not a nyasi shack)...

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From A Newer Member's POV

posted by rapunzeleah123

Yes, I've seen all of the other makala from the older members, and I've been thinking: Wouldn't it be nice if they could get a newbie's perspective on all of this?

Well, first off:
I was a little confused at first. I mean, wewe guys mostly welcomed us with open arms and all that, but then wewe wrote the confession articles. I'm actually glad wewe did, because I understand that wewe were all close and stuff. But if we all were older members, au joined at the same time, would wewe be so concerned about our family being big? DL is right, imo. I'm glad she had the courage to write her article, because...

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Too late to put my two cents in...? WELL TOO BAD

posted by GemonkDruid

So... yeah.

This is about the hivi karibuni onslaught of mashabiki and everyone getting all worked up about it.

And it's kind of weird for me coz I'm only a spectator of events that happen like 7 hours zamani (STUPID FUCKING TIME ZONES) but I wanna put my opinion in too.

I like newbies.

I know I often post "You Must Be New" pics, but really. Newbies to me are like a blank sheet of paper. I dun, waliopelekwa mean this in a bad, Bella Swan-like way. I mean this in a moldable, teachable way. I like newbies because wewe can teach them the ways of... whatever the subject they may be new at. It's kind of like how I converted Best...

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(hope it's okay Water - wewe inspired something) My Biggerstaff story.

posted by 1-2vampire

The Biggerstaff Story
The Family is Formed

They laughed together, they talked together, they cried together. That night they ran together. Two girls ran from a mob of trolls, their green faces distorted and warty, their eyes a murky brown. They'd come from a village where debate was going around, over two religions, Twilitianity and Pottism.
Right now they ran through a forest, where the trees spindly and leafed hands and arms hung above them, shielding the sun from the muddy ground. The women wore long, billowing robes that flew behind them as they ran. They carried wands in their hands and...

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"One Last Go At A Joint Account": My Reply [Please Read!]

posted by KateKicksAss

So this is my response to this article, the "One Last Go At a Joint Account":
link

Please kubeba in mind that this is just my opinion, and I'm not trying to offend anyone au anything.

First off, making another joint account isn't going to stop anything.
Sure, maybe no one knows the nenosiri yet, but if anybody's going to go abusing anonymous accounts, there are two other ones that they can do that from. There's "xbiggerstaffx" and "MrMsBiggerstaff". They don't need to know about the new account. And besides, even if they did, they could just wait around for a while, and THEN abuse the new account....

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May-June BOTM Accio! :P

posted by alexthedog

1. If a genie granted wewe three wishes, what would they be?
Wish that JK Rowling would write another HP book- That would just be wicked:D x
Wish that there was no such thing as exams and that I was already the cleverest person ever :D x
Wish that Riker Lynch falls in upendo with me <33 x

2. Who is your closest fanpop friend?
Urrghh, I hate this question. But I'd have to say that it's mainly Moo, Malloy and Best- cause we were the 'Reasons Gang', Then Alex and Vamp, because I talk to them quite a bit. Then Miss, cause we're both Gleeks. Although I upendo wewe ALL, so much. but if I had to pick ONE,...