are you game?!
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GG: the upper east siders have got there alcohal and pizza and ready to start the war au dares. let the battle commense...
(Van der bass, besi apartment)
on the sofa is serena, nate and eric. chuck is on the single chair and blair is on his knee.
B(Blair): who wants to go first?
C(Chuck): i'll go first.
S(Serena): well then blair wewe can think of a equally bad dare to him because of the dares that he comes up with.
E(Eric): what dares does he come up with?
N(Nate): you'll see.
B: ok chuck truth au dare?
C: dare of course.
B:(blair's smile widens) i dare wewe to go outside and flash the good people of manhattan.
C: easy waldorf.
B: listen bass. pants have to be around wewe ankles for a good minute.
C: maybe the zaidi wewe drink the zaidi creative you'll get.
(Chuck goes out of the aprtment and down to the front of the hotel. they all watch from the window as chuck does his dare. after one dakika he comes back up)
C: i told wewe easy.
B: your turn to dare someone bass.
C: truth au dare serena?
S: truth.
C: is it true that wewe are georgina sparks kissed.
B: bass, besi thats crazy.
S: no its true.
C: what? i made that up.
S: its true. me and georgina were drunk and two guys told us to make out and we did.
(they all laugh)
S: my turn. eric truth au dare?
E: truth.
S: i cant believe im going to ask this but is the rumors on gossip girl about wewe not being a virgin true?
E: (looks a bit embarresed) yes its true.
B: way to go E.
E: ok nate truth au dare?
N: dare.
E: i dare wewe to kiss chuck.
B: little van der woodsens learning.
N: im not kissing chuck. no offense chuck.
C: well to bad im deeply offended. (laughs) but wewe do know what it means when wewe dont do a dare.
N: torcher.
B: S can wewe think of a suitable punishment?
S: well maybe for everyones first torcher we should go easy. so he has to sit in a bath of ice cold water for ten minutes.
N: thats easy.
C: butt naked. prepare to lose your balls.
B: i'll get the ice.
E: i'll fill the bath.
S: au wewe could still do the dare and be a man.
(Chuck, blair and eric laugh)
B: yes it is just a dare. unless wewe have a thing for chuck and thats why your scared.
N: fine i'll do the dare.
C: i was looking mbele to him frezzing his balls off.
(Nate kisses chuck and the others burst out laughing)
E: that wasnt a proper kiss.
N: wewe didnt set any rules. my turn. chuck truth au dare?
C: i've done a dare i choose truth.
N: is it true that wewe fell in upendo with blair straight after wewe slept with her?
C: now wewe could of came up with something better than that. of course it's true.
B: aww i upendo wewe bass.
C: i upendo wewe too waldorf.
S: blehhhhh. now can we get back to the game lovebirds?
C: blair truth au dare?
B: dare obviously bass.
C: my lucky day. i dare wewe to make out with serena and it has to be one full dakika waldorf.
B: fine but this means war chuck.
(Blair and serena make out for a minute)
C: how was your kiss?
B: she was better than you.
C: really? i find that hard to believe.
B: go get zaidi alcohal bass.
S: yeah we're sobering up kwa the minute.
(The inayofuata day)
blair and chuck are lying on the floor. eric's lying with his head in the sink with vomit in his hair. serena lying on the single chair that has tipped over and nate lying across the jikoni counter. blair is only in her skirt, upindo and bra, serena in her slip. and the guys are in their boxers. blair wakes up first.
B:(Puts on her top)serena wake up.
S: hmm what? uhhh my head hurts.
B: wewe should put on your clothes before i wake up chuck (Laughs quietly) it's the only reason i woke wewe up first.
S: thanks B. (gets dressed) what happened last night?
B: well im guessing from the cards all over the place and the fact that we were all missing items of clothing we played strip poker.
S: when did we stop playing dares?
B: well we stopped around the time when eric vomited up alcohal and pizza and decided to play a game of drinking snakes and ladders.
S: what's that? (Serena put on the kettle)
(Chuck enters the kitchen)
C: it's a game me and nate found recently and have been dying to try out. go up a ladder wewe tak one shot, go down a snake wewe take five. whoever wins gets a victory drink and the people who lose take as many shots as possible until they be sick.
B: again eric vomited first.
S: who won?
C: nate. where do we keep the pots?
S: in there (Points to a cuboard)
C:(takes out to pots) any of wewe with bad hangovers might want to cover your ears.
(blair and serena both cover their ears and chuck bangs the two pots together above nate's head)
N: What? stop banging the pots together.
C: why do wewe have a hangover?
B: aww poor nate jiunge the club. im going to wake eric.
C: do wewe want the pots?
B: no eric is new to this. plus he has vomit in his hair. it's a sad possible side affect of being drunk.
S: who wants coffee and who wants to explain when we decided to play strip poker.
B: chuck asked us who wanted to play you, nate and eric agreed but i didnt. the wewe convinced me to play.
S: why did eric want to play?
N: he had never played before.
C: he cant say that again.
B: eric wake up. (Shoves him)
E: what happened?
B:(Giggles) well wewe got drunk and now your going to get a kuoga because wewe have vomit in your hair.
E: my head hurts.
C: side effect of getting drunk. obviously serena got it worse.
S: no i didnt. i never through up once.
C: serena how much of the night do wewe remember?
S: not alot why?
C: wewe were sick in that vase over there and when eric vomited and passed out in the sink wewe vomited on his head. clearly kwa not remembering the night it is also a side effect.
E: how do wewe remember everything?
B: chuck's an experienced drinker. he drinks in the middle of the day. he has scotch for breakfast.
N: it's true. he asked for scotch in a cafe once.
S: i remember that.
C: it's a suprise wewe remember who wewe are the ammount of alcohal wewe had.
E: im of to clean serena's vomit out of my hair.
S: sorry eric.
B:(Laughs) last night was fun. the bits i remember. the weird thing was wewe all were in wewe underwear while i only had Lost my top.
N: one: wewe kept winning. two: as soon as wewe took off wewe juu wewe and chuck practically had sex on the floor over there.
B: i dont remember that. (laughs)
C: i do. it was fun. wewe were also wearing my scarf around your head.
S: i remember her wearing that.
C: congradulations wewe remember something.
(Serena poors a bit of hot water on his pants)
C: are wewe trying to burn my balls off.
S: yeah. stop being so sarcastic. au i'll call wewe dan humphrey.
N: she's calling war.
(Blair and serena look at each other)
B: your room now.
S: ok
(They run and the boys chase them chuck get blair before she get in and nate finally get serena)
S: daja vu.
B: only this time it's better.
C: why?
B: because im with wewe and serena's with nate. it's the way it's suppose to be.
S: we should take another picture.
N: why do wewe two always insist on pictures?
B: because memories.
C: ah yes the memory of the siku we all got drunk off our asses.
S: just shut up and let us take the picture.
(takes the picture)
B: i upendo the fact that we have been Marafiki since kindergarten.
S: and nothings going to change that.
GG: aww fun night for our favourite upper east siders. the non-judging breakfast club from kindergarten to college. nothings going to change their friendship. S couldnt be zaidi wrong. only one tiny little thing could mess up the friendship. and knowing wewe upper east siders it wont be long till that happens. au revoir for now. wewe know wewe upendo me. xoxo. gossip girl.
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sorry if this ones crap. i just wanted to do it as sort of history repeating its self only they think its better. the inayofuata one might break up the non judging breakfast club so thats why i did it.
be careful scandles just around the corner!
