The Chuck and Blair Cronicles

(I HATE this ep, But I'm not gonna re write it-cba. This one isn't really a C/B ep it's zaidi of a Blair episode, But they do have C/B scenes but the inayofuata episode is defo about them! So hope wewe enjoy it anyway.)

Episode 6: We Aren't Family

GG: Ohh parents, Everyone's gotta upendo their parents, Sweet parents. Right Blair? -No. Mom dating V'd Dad, Not the step family wewe had in mind B. Could V be working her way onto the A-list?

At the Waldorf Appartment.
Ross and Eleanor are sitting on the kitanda cuddling and laughing.
Vanessa and Blair are standing behind them looking very angry and unpleased.

B: I do not believe this?
V: wewe think I do?
B: I can't have my Mom dating your Dad
V: Wow, for the first time I'm actually agreeing with you
B: I'd of taken Cyrus anyday over this...
V: How are we going to do this?
B: I don't know, But I will do it, I don't want wewe as my step sister
V: Feeling's mutual. (voice gets louder) Dad! Can we go now?

R: Oh but wewe and Blair are getting on so well.
V: (grins) Oh I wouldn't go that far...
B: (smiles) Neither would I
V: Dad, Lets go...
R: Alright Sweetie, Okay, I'll call wewe tomorrow (kisses Eleanor goodbye)
E: Alright honey, Bye
R: Bye
E: (Ross and Vanessa walk towards the elvator) Bye Vanessa
V: Bye Mrs Waldorf (Ross and Vanessa leave)
B: Mother, Honestly...
E: Oh don't start Blair
B: wewe can't tarehe him...
E: Why ever not? What's wrong with him?
B: What's right with him?
E: (hmph)
B: Mom, Please I'm asking wewe don't tarehe him
E: You've alisema that over and over to me over the years and I think it's about time I do something I want, Not what wewe want
B: (looks annoyed)

Chuck enters the appartment from the elevator.

C: Hello...
B: (smiles) Hey
E: Charles...
C: Mrs Waldorf, How are you?
E: Great, But I'm sure Blair will fill wewe in
B: Lets go

Blair and Chuck leave and enter the elevator.

C: What was punky brewster doing leaving here?
B: Well her Dad is dating my Mom
C: (bursts out laughing)
B: This isn't funny! I need to sort this out.
C: How wewe gonna do that?
B: Ohh I don't know, But I don't wanna talk about that tonight, I just wanna have fun
C: we can do fun...

Blair smiles and they both exit the elevator.

The inayofuata siku at school.
Serena and Blair are sitting on the steps talking.

S: So I read on Gossip Girl, wewe and Vaness could become family
B: Don't even put those two words together
S: (Smiles) Oh come on atleast your Mom's happy right?
B: Oh yeah, Mom Happy, So everyone's happy exept me, So if I'm not happy, Chuck isn't happy and if Chuck's not happy, The whole van der bass, besi family wont be happy, which includes you, So wewe agree with me on this.
S: Absolutly. (smiles)
B: Great well...Help me come up with a plan to get of him
S: hujambo no no no,
B: Come on Serena
S: Oh Okay I got one! (Blair looks enthusiastic) Throw headband at Ross. (smiles)
B: (Sarcastic) Ha Ha.
S: I'm sorry B. Why don't wewe ask Chuck?
B: I did, But he couldn't think of anything...right
S: (joking) Well wewe know if all fails wewe could always plant drugs on him
B: (Looks enthusiastic and looks at Serena)
S: No Blair. That's wrong, wewe can't do that
B: hujambo wewe alisema it not me
S: As a joke, wewe can't do that
B: Why not?
S: Because wewe can't Blair...Where would wewe get it from?
B: wewe forget who my boyfriend is...

School kengele rings.

S: (Serena stands up) I gotta get to class, But Blair don't do it...
B: If wewe say so...

Serena walks away, leaving Blair looking pleased with the idea.

GG: Spotted. S and B on the school steps. Discussing family matters B. Oh don't be shy let us all know...After all we all want to know what's going on inside that pretty head of yours...

Later in the siku at the van der bass, besi Appartment, In Chuck's room.
Blair and Chuck are making out.

B: Chuck..
C: MmmHmm (carries on kissing her)
B: I need wewe to do something
C: (stops and looks intreaged) name it? It's done
B: (smiles) It's about my Mom and ughh Ross, I need to end it and wewe can help me
C: What do wewe need?
B: (grins)

Blair begins to explain the plan to Chuck.
Chuck nods along.

B: So...
C: Little bitchy don't wewe think?
B: It's what I do best.
C: Don't I know it...
B: (smiles) You'll do it
C: For you, Always

They both continue to make out.
(Later at the Waldorf Appartment, Ross and Eleanor are in the jikoni talking. Blair joins them having put the drugs into Ross' kanzu, koti pocket. Eleanor and Ross are laughing and talking.)

B: Hello..
E: Oh Blair
R: hujambo Blair, How are wewe today?
B: I'm good,
R: Great, Well sweetie I'll get my kanzu, koti then we can leave.
B: Oh don't worry, I'll fetch it. (Blair goes and gets the kanzu, koti and hands it to Ross)
R: Thanks Blair

Ross puts the kanzu, koti on and while he does the bag of drugs falls out of the pocket.

E: Oh whats that? (Eleanor picks up the bag) What's this?
R: I have no idea, Eleanor I don't know, their not mine
E: (looks shocked) Well whose are they?
B: Yes whose?
R: I don't know, But their not mine
E: Then why are they in your coat!
R: I don't know!
E: wewe liar. (shouting) Just get out! Get out!!!
B: Go on go!
R: Eleanor...
E: GO!!!

Ross leaves.

B: Mom, I'm sorry
E: (Eleanor is crying, Blair hugs her, Blair looks realeved)

(Later in the evening)
Blair is her room talking lying on the bed.
Vanessa enters.

V: What the hell do wewe think your doing?
B: How did wewe get in here
V: Doesn't matter. Why did wewe do it?
B: What?
V: Planting drugs on my father!
B: Ohh, Get over it, wewe told me to fix it and I did, No zaidi step siblings WooHoo!
V: I can't believe wewe did that
B: Listen, I don't want my Mom dating au even marrying a loser like your father
V: Oh don't pretend this is about my Dad, Because lets face it Blair this was about you! And what Blair wants, Blair gets right? wewe can't ruin people's lives because your Blair Waldorf!
B: (gets up to face Vanessa) I think I can
V: Your not getting away with this
B: I think I just did
V: I'll bring wewe down Blair
B: With what? (grins)
V: I'll get wewe back for this
B: I'm so scared...

Vanessa leaves.
Blair grins and giggles to herself.

GG: V vowing vengance on Blair. Can V really take down the Queen B? There's only one way to find out, bitch, kahaba Fight, But we all know who's going to come out of that fight alive...You know wewe upendo me. xoxo Gossip Girl.

TO BE CONTINUED...

The inayofuata ep will be based around the death of Bart, He is killed, So defo a C/B ep. :D