"I ran. I think I made it through three counties before I realized nobody was chasing me"
"Gee, Xander, what are wewe gonna teach when wewe fail in life? Advanced loser-being?"
"Buffy - upendo the hair. It just screams mitaani, mtaa urchin."
"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
"Damn it, Xander, what's going on? Who died and made wewe Elvis?"
"I aspire to help my fellow man.'Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty au something gross"
"It was a nightmare, a total nightmare. I mean, they promised me they'd take me to St. Croix, and then they just decide to go to Tuscany. Art and buildings? I was totally...
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