Canada24's club.. My inayopendelewa Will Farrell quotes.. Because I forgot how funny this dude can be

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I&# 39; m gonna put my nut- sack, on your drum- set!!
I'm gonna put my nut-sack, on your drum-set!!
I&# 39; m Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself San Diego
I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself San Diego
If wewe have a small child, use it as a shield!...
If wewe have a small child, use it as a shield! They upendo the tender meat!
BLUE YOUR MY BOY!!!!
BLUE YOUR MY BOY!!!!
wewe sit on a thrown of lies!!
wewe sit on a thrown of lies!!
wewe smell like beef and cheese, wewe don&# 39; t smell...
wewe smell like beef and cheese, wewe don't smell like Santa.
Your name is liar, cause your telling lies!!
Your name is liar, cause your telling lies!!
wewe go to hell, and while you&# 39; re there, why don&# 39; t...
wewe go to hell, and while you're there, why don't wewe grab me a juicebox!
GATORS GOTTA POP THAT PUNK punda BITCH!!
GATORS GOTTA POP THAT PUNK punda BITCH!!
One siku I&# 39; ll get wewe over that ukuta of anger, and...
One siku I'll get wewe over that ukuta of anger, and it will be glorious!
Oh look, he&# 39; s flying!
Oh look, he's flying!
I&# 39; m Ricky Bobby. If wewe don&# 39; t chew Big Red, than...
I'm Ricky Bobby. If wewe don't chew Big Red, than fuck you.
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to...
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
Here&# 39; s the deal I&# 39; m the best there is. Plain and...
Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple..
You&# 39; re not a doctor... you&# 39; re a big, fat,...
You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
I&# 39; m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full...
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shi
Your waking the neighbours! SHUT UP!!
Your waking the neighbours! SHUT UP!!
I wasn&# 39; t * fired* from my job, I was laid off!!
I wasn't *fired* from my job, I was laid off!!
Why don&# 39; t wewe go back to your nyumbani on whore...
Why don't wewe go back to your nyumbani on whore island!!
wewe get my son to call wewe daddy. I * fuck* your...
wewe get my son to call wewe daddy. I *fuck* your wife!
I crapped gold!
I crapped gold!
don&# 39; t sexually harass me I&# 39; m already sad.
don't sexually harass me I'm already sad.
hujambo Derek, Sprechen ze dick!!!
hujambo Derek, Sprechen ze dick!!!
wewe CAN ALL EAT SHT!! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!! I&# 39; M THE...
wewe CAN ALL EAT SHT!! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!! I'M THE GREATEST MAN, IN THE WORLD!!
SANTA!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! Santa&# 39; s here ? I know...
SANTA!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! Santa's here ? I know him
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