Mother Earth has discovered a great object, kakao bean, God made some people smart enough to figure out how to make chocolate. Now all thanks the Mother Earth and God we have a great thing - CHOCOLATE. If anyone dosen't like chocolate, then, no offense, but thats a little problem. chokoleti mashabiki will always strive to convince people to enjoy the majestic 'chocolate'. For we will gain zaidi and zaidi chokoleti mashabiki every mwaka but will also lose alot...if wewe know what I'm kinda trying to express.
KEEP CALM
AND
EAT CHOCOLATE
KEEP CALM
AND
EAT CHOCOLATE
Heart Shaped Banana Chocolate Mud Cake
There was no way I was going to say no, so I asked him what type of cake would they both like.
He told me they wanted a certain kind of chokoleti mud cake.
So I did my research to find a recipe to use as a guide and quickly discovered that no-one had ever made this recipe according to my Google search.
I knew immediately that I had to make it and be the first to have it on the internet.
Here it is for wewe to try - link
Eating Chocolate
Chocolate,
The sought-after reprieve
From everyday monotony.
{Can I have some?}
The sight,
That first glimpse
Of the beautifully dark surface.
{It’s amazing.}
The touch,
The mind numbing smoothness
Like waves washing over a hard rock.
{It’s unbelievable.}
The sound,
The hard deep “SNAP!” of it breaking
So wewe know it can be shared.
{But wewe won’t.}
The smell,
That underlying uchungu, chungu scent
And the heavy, masking, sweetness.
{Just take a bite.}
The anticipation,
The chokoleti is near
wewe think, should I? Dare I?
{Please do, yes, eat it.}
The taste,
That milky, rich, sweet flavor
A tang of thick bitterness,
And then in a gooey gulp, it’s gone.
{Oh, it’s so good.}
The After-taste,
The sense subsides
wewe samaki around with your tongue.
{It’s gone already?}
The return,
The chokoleti break is over
wewe go back to work.
{It wasn’t even that good.}
Ha ha ha.
Chocolate,
The sought-after reprieve
From everyday monotony.
{Can I have some?}
The sight,
That first glimpse
Of the beautifully dark surface.
{It’s amazing.}
The touch,
The mind numbing smoothness
Like waves washing over a hard rock.
{It’s unbelievable.}
The sound,
The hard deep “SNAP!” of it breaking
So wewe know it can be shared.
{But wewe won’t.}
The smell,
That underlying uchungu, chungu scent
And the heavy, masking, sweetness.
{Just take a bite.}
The anticipation,
The chokoleti is near
wewe think, should I? Dare I?
{Please do, yes, eat it.}
The taste,
That milky, rich, sweet flavor
A tang of thick bitterness,
And then in a gooey gulp, it’s gone.
{Oh, it’s so good.}
The After-taste,
The sense subsides
wewe samaki around with your tongue.
{It’s gone already?}
The return,
The chokoleti break is over
wewe go back to work.
{It wasn’t even that good.}
Ha ha ha.
This WAS My Chocolate Bar
Me:
╔╦╦
╠╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE!!?!
╚╩╩╩╝
Someone: I dunno but....
╠╬╬╬╣ Who took half of her chocolate?!
╠╬╬╬╣
╚╩╩╩╝
Someone Else: I DID!!!!! >:D
╔╦╦
╠╬╬╬╣
Someone Else Else: I took some >:D ╩╝
Someone Else Else Else: I CONFESS I ATE SOME OF IT *BURP* I'M A chokoleti ADDICT SORRY!!! ╝
Me: Problem Solved :D
Ingredients
here are few bits of chokoleti
3 Musketeers
Aero
Big Turk
Bounty
Butterfinger
Cadbury Creme Egg
Caramilk
Charleston Chew
cherry Blossom
Crunchie
Coffee Crisp
Nestlé Crunch
Crispy Crunch
Crunchie
Eatmore
Hershey Creamy maziwa chokoleti
Jersey maziwa
Junior Mints
Kit Kat
Malted maziwa
Mars
Mirage
Mr. Big
M & M's
Oh Henry!
PEP
Reese's karanga siagi Cup
Rolo
Skor
Smarties
Snickers
Spotted Dick
Sweet Marie
Turtles
Twix
The Nutty Professor Bar
Wunderbar
Zero bars
please tell me if u know anymore
3 Musketeers
Aero
Big Turk
Bounty
Butterfinger
Cadbury Creme Egg
Caramilk
Charleston Chew
cherry Blossom
Crunchie
Coffee Crisp
Nestlé Crunch
Crispy Crunch
Crunchie
Eatmore
Hershey Creamy maziwa chokoleti
Jersey maziwa
Junior Mints
Kit Kat
Malted maziwa
Mars
Mirage
Mr. Big
M & M's
Oh Henry!
PEP
Reese's karanga siagi Cup
Rolo
Skor
Smarties
Snickers
Spotted Dick
Sweet Marie
Turtles
Twix
The Nutty Professor Bar
Wunderbar
Zero bars
please tell me if u know anymore
