Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Germans surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe can get a perfect score on your SATs kwa putting "Chuck norris" as every answer. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

the last perosn to look chuck norris in the eyes was stevie wonder. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Why did Chuck Norris kuvuka, msalaba the road? Pfft.... Chuch Norris didn't kuvuka, msalaba the road. The road moved under Chuck Norris. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Look, people, Chuck Norris is not that great! You're all like "oh he's a GOD!" But he's not! If he were, he'd come to my house and beat my head with the keyboarnjnhbbjlnhjubvgnjmnjvbgbn,bgnjmknhjbb ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

chuck norris doesnt have to pay taxes ever he send in a blacnk foramu and a picture of him croucheing.
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Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to kuvuka, msalaba the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. kichaka was wonderin how to kuvuka, msalaba a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Theres no theory of evolution. Theres only wanyama that Chuck Norris let them live.

When kengele invented first phone. Chuck Norris already had 2 messages. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Once poison snake bites Chuk Norris. After 3 horrible days in pain, snake died. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck Norris once came twice.
Chuck Norris nominated Big Brother.
Two guys decidet to rob a bank. Then 1 robber run on the left side other on the right side. Chuk Norris run after them both at the same time.
How many pushups Chuck Norris can do? All.
(sorry my english it's not very good) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When a zombie bits Chuck Norris, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris??
ALL OF IT!
HIDH ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

the reason pi is so long is because it's running away from Chuck Norris ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim threw land. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There are no steroids in baseball... Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even zaidi badass than in this one. When it was discovered kwa Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita