Mr. Norris what happened to Grit channel all i liked to see there were your movies, now i don't even see TV anymore. Loved all your movies, Happy Birthday and pray wewe are fine. God Bless. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What are u doing chuck ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am a big shabiki of your shows ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am a big shabiki of yours. I am enjoying Texas, Walker Ranger. My granddaughter and her husband got me the series set of Texas, Walker Ranger. I am visiting them in Houston, TX and we are having a great time. I also am watching the tapes everyday. Keep up the great work. I will be watching. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi all, i'm new member. Add shabiki me ^^ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck Norris was an only child.....eventually. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck and Superman had an arm wrestling contest, the loser had to start wearing his underwear over his pants ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I worship God, God worships Chuck Norris ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo I have a joke:
Chuck Norris had a race with Human Sonic. The loser had to turn into an animal that the winner chooses. :P ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Here's a test, the great white is chuck norris'
A) Snack food
B)Pet goldfish
C)Catch of the day
D) All of the above ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Is it weird for me to be looking myself up? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck Norris chemsha bongo 2013 - for Android

Chuck Norris once skewered a man with ...?
A) the skewer
B) the knife
C) the toothpick
D) the Eiffel Tower

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.chuck_norris_quiz ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i upendo u chuck ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

u know what i upendo chuck so much i can die hes just amazinf walker texas ranger 200 episodes ive seen it all lots of hes sinema not one i dislike i hate bruce lee and i am glad hes dead ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If Chuck Norris is so awesome, why doesn't he just come over to my house and slam my face into my keyboawsegjihke' ejgoeu';owortiqowtuj wejtgowptquwtow etttttj iWERPb etio'eeu n ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who would win chuck green au yo mama au chuck norris ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

pokenorris rocks ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck Norris doesn't win he just allows wewe to lose ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

fighting match with:Jesus And chuck norris who would win?

Chuck Norris :P ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

who can beat chuck norris??

Chuck Norris ..............

:P ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i am chuck fucking norris ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

People think CN is chemical formula for cyanide, yet...it stands for CHUCK NORRIS!!! Cyanide is machungwa, chungwa juisi compared to Chuck Norris!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Check out this Chuck Norris iPhone 4 hard case link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wow!! I thought just other people made jokes about Chuck Norris, but I'm dying of laughter kwa discovering that even his mashabiki make fun of him!!!!
What do you, people, think of Chuck Norris? That he's some kinda alien au something like that!? Anyway, LOL
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im chuck norris approved :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror, the mirror shatters because the mirror knows not to stand between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. O.o Add me if wewe think its awesome. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck norris vs. Superman vs. ultraman vs. goku,who would win? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

They say there's no chin under Chuck Norris's beard, it's just another fist! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

anyone who isn't a shabiki of Chuck Norris will get their butts kicked kwa him. :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I AM CHUCK F***ING NORRIS!
IVE SPREAD zaidi BLOOD AND GORE THAN 40 SCORE OF YOUR PUNY CIVIL WARS B****!
:) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

2,345th fan. Feelin speciallll <3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A few weeks zamani I was watching tv and he was doing a commerical for a game. I was like oh my god chuck norris? O.O
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They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to kuvuka, msalaba the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. kichaka was wondering how to kuvuka, msalaba a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera ever. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck Norris once throwed a grenade and killed 80 humans.
And then the grenade explode.

Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor, if Chuck Norris is really a God, he will come to my house and slam my head to the keyboarljghčsjfsčldjgvk.cdf,d-c.dfmadčDočJDDWEIQčfs<fjwFČ. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer... too bad he never cries. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck Norris once caught a bullet with his left testicle. The bullet was later found in president Kennedy after it ricocheted from over 14 miles away. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The only person try cry when Chuck Norris was born was the doctor. No one slaps chuck Norris.
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, it's descendants are known today as giraffes. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There is no Chuck Norris jokes, only facts. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck Norris smashed the meza, jedwali of elements because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Did wewe know Chuck norris had a role in nyota Wars? He was the force. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When Alexander kengele invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck norris. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, chuck norris doesn't get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norris'd. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Today, I had an assembly called Rachel's Challenge. Rachel Joy Scott was nice to everyone, even bullies. She even got 2 bullies turned around. Once, she saw a guy stranded on the side of the road while it was snowing, and she pulled over and helped him. She was the first to be shot at Columbine High School. The boys killed, because THEY were fed up with bullying. So tell me, do wewe accept the challenge? Please re-post this and accept Rachel's Challenge! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

chuck norris scares shit shitless ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Earth dones not obrit the sun. The sun obrit Chuck norris. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ghosts sit around the campfire and tell chuck norris stories ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas :P lol ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The Universe is constantly expanding, in a futile attempt to escape from Chuck Norris. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

GO CHUCK! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick wewe in the back of the face ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

awesome ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe know who else likes Chuck Norris?.....Chuck Norris! XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chuck norris makes onions cry ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita