Oh heavens, this is like picking my favorite children (if I had children). Well -- I'll just do one per post.

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." -French Soldier (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Okay, I can't leave without putting my favorite Monty Python quote.

Black Knight: [calling after King Arthur] Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take what's coming to you, you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

here's a classic line
"you'll regret that maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life" casablanca

"...Now listen. Did you ever hear of the Napoleonic code, Stella?... Now just let me enlighten you on a point or two... Now we got here in the state of Louisiana what's known as the Napoleonic code. You see, now according to that, what belongs to the wife belongs to the husband also, and vice versa... It looks to me like you've been swindled baby. And when you get swindled under Napoleonic code, I get swindled too and I don't like to get swindled..." Stanley Kowalski(Marlon Brando), A Streetcar Named Desire

Here is a little joke I made up myself: (It fits in this forum)

Q: How do you realize that you are a film freak??
A: When your long-time girlfriend asks you "Would you like to have a baby with me?" and you respond "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"

Job Skeffington:" A woman is beautiful when she's loved, and only then."

Fanny Trellis Skeffington: "Nonsense. A woman is beautiful when she has eight hours' sleep and goes to the beauty parlor every day. Bone structure has a lot to do with it too"...Bette Davis ,Claude Raines Mr. Skeffington