On 8 January, Jimmy Kimmel took his late-night televisheni talk onyesha on ABC to 11:35PM, a whole 25 dakika before the time slot during which he had made his Bones for almost ten years beforehand. The walk-up to the songesha provided a whirlwind press tour for the comedian-turned-host that saw him lob bombs at jay Leno, reiterate his undying upendo for David Letterman and, of course, land him the cover of 2013’s first Rolling Stone. And it was in that particular publication where the following passage was first written:

“Even though the Live! broadcast will not end as (Jimmy) Fallon’s Late Night...

You know you're a Craig Ferguson shabiki when...


☠ wewe know what RSA stands for.

☠ You're in the RSA.

☠ wewe joined Twitter so that wewe can follow Craig and be an RSA skeleton.

☠ wewe have flooded Craig's Twitter& barua pepe with your questions, hoping one will get picked.

☠ wewe spent ages coming up with maswali to ask Craig, then realise that they're too lame to be picked out but send them to him anyway.

☠ wewe have experienced fergasm before.

☠ wewe were on wingu 9 (or higher) when you're email/tweet got read on the onyesha for the first time.

☠ wewe have kissed (or done something else to...)...