You know you're a Craig Ferguson shabiki when...


☠ wewe know what RSA stands for.

☠ You're in the RSA.

☠ wewe joined Twitter so that wewe can follow Craig and be an RSA skeleton.

☠ wewe have flooded Craig's Twitter& barua pepe with your questions, hoping one will get picked.

☠ wewe spent ages coming up with maswali to ask Craig, then realise that they're too lame to be picked out but send them to him anyway.

☠ wewe have experienced fergasm before.

☠ wewe were on wingu 9 (or higher) when you're email/tweet got read on the onyesha for the first time.

☠ wewe have kissed (or done something else to...)...