The Smart Blonde

A blond woman boards an airplane. She is extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her kiti, kiti cha and sits down inayofuata to a very curious young man.

He wants to test the whole dub blond thing and possibly make some money out of it. "Hey, wanna play a game?" he asks her. "No thank you, i just want to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all wewe have to do is answer the maswali that i ask you. If wewe don't know the answer, then wewe give me five dollars, and if I don't know the answer to your question, then Ill give wewe five dollars."

"I really don't want to...

My Boyfriend is Stuck

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.

He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.

At 60 off came the pants.

At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and Lost control of the car. He sveered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but he was stuck.

"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.

The man felt...