Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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posted by renrae
We have a discussion on the foramu here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...
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In which Dylan and Cole discuss Chinese food, sleeping and vampires. (The Twilight stuff happens around 1:23, if wewe want to skip ahead. It's awesome.) xD
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Source: ilitumwa in the Twilight Carzy Merchandise foramu kwa JoseVanders
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I would like to note that anne mchele wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne aliiba it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank kwa Wanyonya damu but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The Wanyonya damu skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...
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posted by OCFan123
Okay, so I just wrote an makala called "Bella Swan: A Rant", and it seems a lot people liked it, which mad me glad! But I've deicided to write an makala about Jacob Black, one of the most loved, yet hated characters in the twilight saga
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Now, what I don't get is why so many people (Especially Edward lovers) hate the guy so much. Okay, yes, he can be selfish, but he was so kind and sweet in New Moon to Bella. He helped her when no one else could, and started to make her smile and laugh again. I really loved him in New Moon(more than Edward, that's for sure.) And to say I was ticked off when...
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*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If wewe know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" kwa Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him...
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1. In Twilight, the "romance" as they call it is just there from the beginning. In Percy Jackson and the Olympians (We'll call it PJO), the Percy-Annabeth relationship was apparent from the start, but built up until the kiss in Battle of The Labryrinth and eventually their relationship began in The Last Olympian.
2. In Battle Of The Labryrinth, Percy ran into Greek mythology's equivilent to vampires: the empousai. These were ugly creatures who had flaming hair, one goat leg, one metal leg, fangs, were deadly poisonous, and usually disguised themselves as mean cheerleaders. In Twilight, the...
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posted by TriaRose
Dear Ms. Meyer,

Hi. I’m Tria. It’s nice to meet you. As wewe have probably guessed, I am uandishi to wewe concerning your series known as “The Twilight Saga.” If you’ll forgive me for being rude, I’d like to be blunt.

You fail.

Again, apologies for my rudeness. If you’ll allow me, I’m going to back up this assumption of your literary failure.

Let’s start with the plots, looking at each book individually, and then the vitabu as a whole.
Twilight: Barely has a plot. The book is 300 au so pages of nothing happening besides mooning on about Edward and his eyes. Then wewe throw in three...
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I don't like Twilight. I find the characters shallow; the plot boring and cliche; and the hidden messages frightening. But in the hands of another mwandishi - someone who wouldn't let their religious upbringing, their misogynistic views, and their twisted romantic ideals colour the story - it could have been really fantastic.

First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the ujumla, jumla uandishi polished up.

Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.

Take Rosalie, for example. If Rosalie's...
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Credit to _lina_ and cinders, because they did it first. zaidi credit to link because that's where this is from. _lina_ used the same one.

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Number 1: Someone tells wewe au he admits that he has hit women in the past. He has talked about his killing sprees, he has killed another woman (Yes, she is a vampire. Who cares?) in front of her. Check!

Number 2: He refers to all women he has dated in the past with derogatory terms. He may also refer to his mother using such terms as well. Not sure about checking this one au not. He says she is the first one he dated, but then he talks of Tanya,...
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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but zaidi often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would Wanyonya damu go to high school?”, au “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, au can be logically theorized. These are usually followed kwa “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, au “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, au my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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posted by XDRoseLuvsHP
There are three (3) big categories of abuse. These are the ones that happen on a daily basis, and they are not at all uncommon :( In Twilight, all three of these abusive categories are represented kwa a character. They are grouped as follows:

Psychological Abuse: Edward Cullen
Sexual Abuse: Jacob Black
Physical Abuse: Sam Uley

Now, wewe Twilighters are probably thinking, "Whaa-? That's ridiculous!" No, actually, it is not, if wewe will give me a chance to explain.





Edward Cullen does indeed abuse Bella psychologically. He constantly refers to her stupidity and her clumsiness. Some may call this "keeping...
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posted by nuxi
{edited, added some stuff, just an informal consideration of a few of the arguments that support the accusation}

"Bella swan is a sociopath."

It’s an extreme statement, to be sure. However, it’s not one to be dismissed offhand, without consideration towards its arguments.

First, here are a couple definitions of the term sociopath.
-Random House Dictionary:
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility au social conscience.
-American Heritage Dictionary of Cultural Literacy:
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal....
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Source: Paramount and some 70s magazine
OK, this is my very first makala - I have never written an makala for fanpop before. It's a poor excuse if this turns out to be the poorest makala ever submitted, but I'm going to use it anyway... please go easy on me xD. This is LONG, so kubeba with me, I appreciate it!

I have been wondering for some time now about Bella's vulnerability, state of mind, and ujumla, jumla mental well-being. New Moon, in the beginning, was my favourite book of the series, for two reasons: Jacob Black was instantly likeable and interesting, winning the title of my favourite character, but also the black hole that Bella...
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