This makala may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised
Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I upendo you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so wewe have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the upendo of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, wewe sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 mwaka olds and 17 mwaka olds being together?
Edward: Who cares about thoes laws, I upendo wewe and wewe and wewe upendo me...
Bella: Correction. I hate you. Your skin sparkles and you're gay. Not to mention your age.
Edward: But Bella...
Bella: *leaves*
Edward: I knew I should've taken Jessica!
Bella: *at Jacob's* Hey, Jake!
Jacob: Hi!
Bella: So wassup?
Jacob: You're pretty
Bella: Excuse me?
Jacob: *trys to touch boobs*
Bella: *pulls hand away* Jacob!
Jacob: You're pretty
Bella: Okay, that's enough! You're not getting any of me! *leaves*
Jacob: ... she's pretty
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE inayofuata DAY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bella: *at mayors* MAYOR! MAYOR!
Mayor: What is it?
Bella: SO THERE'S Wanyonya damu AND WEARWOLVES! I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!! *shows evidence*
Mayor: HOLY COW! LET'S GET EM!!!!!
*at Cullens house*
Mayor: We're banning wewe from the town.
Carslile: But...
Mayor: songesha SOMEWHERE ELSE! YOUR HOUSE AND ALL OF YOUR THINGS ARE ON SALE, VAMPIRES! YOU'RE NOT EVEN VAMPIRES! wewe SPARKLE!
Bella: Yeah!
Edward: Bella, how could you?
Bella: wewe liyng bitch!
*at Quillitete tribe bonfire place*
Mayor: songesha YOUR TRIBE SOMEWHERE ELSE, WOLVES!
Sam: Who did this?
Bella: Me, dog.
Sam: Grr....
Jacob: ... She's pretty
Sam: LETS GET HIM!!!!
Mayor: WHO'S THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN? songesha NOW!
The quillitetes and the cullens moved away. Bella found a nice well-rounded guy with black hair and blue eyes named Marcus, whom she married. Edward became gay, and Jacob just couldn't stop thinking about Bella. He tried to stalk her, and now is imprisoned for life.
and that's my version of Twilight!
Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I upendo you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so wewe have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the upendo of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, wewe sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 mwaka olds and 17 mwaka olds being together?
Edward: Who cares about thoes laws, I upendo wewe and wewe and wewe upendo me...
Bella: Correction. I hate you. Your skin sparkles and you're gay. Not to mention your age.
Edward: But Bella...
Bella: *leaves*
Edward: I knew I should've taken Jessica!
Bella: *at Jacob's* Hey, Jake!
Jacob: Hi!
Bella: So wassup?
Jacob: You're pretty
Bella: Excuse me?
Jacob: *trys to touch boobs*
Bella: *pulls hand away* Jacob!
Jacob: You're pretty
Bella: Okay, that's enough! You're not getting any of me! *leaves*
Jacob: ... she's pretty
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE inayofuata DAY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bella: *at mayors* MAYOR! MAYOR!
Mayor: What is it?
Bella: SO THERE'S Wanyonya damu AND WEARWOLVES! I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!! *shows evidence*
Mayor: HOLY COW! LET'S GET EM!!!!!
*at Cullens house*
Mayor: We're banning wewe from the town.
Carslile: But...
Mayor: songesha SOMEWHERE ELSE! YOUR HOUSE AND ALL OF YOUR THINGS ARE ON SALE, VAMPIRES! YOU'RE NOT EVEN VAMPIRES! wewe SPARKLE!
Bella: Yeah!
Edward: Bella, how could you?
Bella: wewe liyng bitch!
*at Quillitete tribe bonfire place*
Mayor: songesha YOUR TRIBE SOMEWHERE ELSE, WOLVES!
Sam: Who did this?
Bella: Me, dog.
Sam: Grr....
Jacob: ... She's pretty
Sam: LETS GET HIM!!!!
Mayor: WHO'S THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN? songesha NOW!
The quillitetes and the cullens moved away. Bella found a nice well-rounded guy with black hair and blue eyes named Marcus, whom she married. Edward became gay, and Jacob just couldn't stop thinking about Bella. He tried to stalk her, and now is imprisoned for life.
and that's my version of Twilight!