is this what Twilight mashabiki like? sick people

Ever since its hivi karibuni creation I have not been able to stop visiting this spot (Not that it's a problem...haha). I decided to sit down and ponder and from my pondering came this list.

1. Everybody rates EVERYTHING.
I mean EVERYTHING. Nothing goes unrated and everyone always rates fairly.

2. The foramu are always buzzing.
I absolutely upendo visiting the forums. Someone is always there looking to chat and the maoni are sure to put a smile on my face.

3. I can have intelligent and enjoyable conversations
I don't feel like I talk to someone and all they have to say is, "OMG wewe upendo (insert...

This makala may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised




Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I upendo you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so wewe have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the upendo of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, wewe sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 mwaka olds and 17 mwaka olds...

Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice au animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton au the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style ikoni despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it kwa a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...

I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a shabiki of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, au adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...

It's called "Daughter of Darkness" kwa V.C. Andrews.

This book was just aweful. It's about a 17 mwaka old vampire girl named Lorelie Patio (Mary Sue alert!) whos only purpose in life is to be her Daddy's sex slave. This book is filled with shallow evaluations of beauty, anti feminism, poor morals, and disgusting turn of events.

Lorelie has three sisters who are manipulated and emotionally abused kwa their father. The worst thing about it is that it's never seen as a bad thing. It's disguised as fatherly love. None of the characters recognize the manipulation au abuse. wewe have to read between the...

This is under 'opinion' so please don't send any hate, it's just a though I had.

I have read various explainations both on this site and others about things antis point out as plot holes. (Ex: Renessme, Imprinting, Vampire Transformation, ect.) And I think that it's great that some people do think it through and don't just take it because it is what was written. What I don't understand is why wewe should have too.

In my mind, when an mwandishi creates a story with a new au different breed of creature they should explain it atleast to some degree.

I'm not saying she needs to explain every little thing,...

1. Twilight is the product of an immature writer. It reads like something out of my notebook from freshman year.
2. The only difference between Twilight and fanfiction.net is marginally better grammar.
3. And even that isn’t so great sometimes. English major fail.
4. I’ve read fanfiction that is lightyears better than Twitripe.
5. The prose is purple amethyst! Deep, luscious, dazzling amethyst that scintillates and glitters incandescently in the sun!
6. Not to mention, it’s also insanely repetitive.
7. THESAURUS ABUSE! Fancy words are not necessarily better words.
8. The storyline is trite and...

Dear Ms. Meyer,

Hi. I’m Tria. It’s nice to meet you. As wewe have probably guessed, I am uandishi to wewe concerning your series known as “The Twilight Saga.” If you’ll forgive me for being rude, I’d like to be blunt.

You fail.

Again, apologies for my rudeness. If you’ll allow me, I’m going to back up this assumption of your literary failure.

Let’s start with the plots, looking at each book individually, and then the vitabu as a whole.
Twilight: Barely has a plot. The book is 300 au so pages of nothing happening besides mooning on about Edward and his eyes. Then wewe throw in three...

After kusoma the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" kwa bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella swan a heroine. If wewe do, wewe have got a really great deal of imagination, au a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight mashabiki would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens...

Note: It’s important for me to communicate that I don’t know the mwandishi of Twilight au her family personally and I do not intend them any insult; this makala is purely academic speculation inspired kwa a story which will remain a timeless work of art. It is the emotional accessibility of the work which makes commentary such as this possible. I may be projecting the whole thing… But that’s exactly why Twilight is so successful, because it invites us so welcomingly into the story!

Every shabiki knows the story of the Twilight Saga.
There are many theories as to what makes the story such a pop-culture...

As a shabiki of Twilight, I am part of a lot of related spots and discussions. However, as a Jacob & Bella fan, I often find myself disagreeing with most of the opinions of Twilight fans. In this makala I'll go through some maoni I've read (slightly altered - don't want anyone out to get me!) and why I disagree with them. It's really just an informal rant. :P

'Edward & Bella have things in common unlike Jacob & Bella'

... What exactly? Let me guess: Classical music? Bella knows one song and suddenly they have something in common. They both read? When do we actually read of Bella reading...

Soo, I read Twilight in 2005 and seriously thought it was the best thing I'd ever read, and never thought I'd read anything better. How young and stupidly naive I was!

When I first bought it, it was treasured, as were New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn & all the money wasting merchandise I purchased to. But over the past 2 years, I've seen the shabiki base grow and grow and GROW into something that is just pretty hectic and down right ridiculous.

I personally feel sorry for the cast, especially Robert Pattinson. Poor guy, can't even walk out his front door without being mobbed. There's such thing...

As someone who liked Wanyonya damu before the fad started I'm one of the many people who dislikes the Twilight vampires. And thinks they should be reclassified as pixies. au that at least Zombie Bram Stoker should go have a serious talk with Stephenie Meyer about vampires... What do wewe mean Bram Stoker hasn't risen as a zombie in protest to the Twilight vampires? Why don't wewe go prove it? I'll wait...

...

...They didn't come back, so I'm assuming Zombie Bram ate their brains. We'll have to carry on without them. Anyway, I must admit Meyerpires are an interpretation of the vampire myth I just don't...

*A lot of people may here may freak out on me for asking this but I really need some help*

Okay, I have been wondering about this for such a long time. And now, I absolutely want an answer!!

I have been Team Switzerland since the end of New Moon. I really like both Edward and Jacob, and I have no huge problems with them. (Well, ok, there's one issue I have with both but it evens out the score and I am not getting into those). But after some point, I began to wonder...which team would I be on if I really had to choose? It soon became something important for me to know, and every time I see a...

Disclaimer: The title of the makala may seem to be a bit strange, as most of my makala that I have ilitumwa on here are usually issues I have with the Twilight Saga, but I decided that myself as an anti, wanted to write about things I actually do like about the series. Guarantee, I actually do think Stephanie Meyer did create some characters in this series, and I just wanted to orodha my juu 8. This will be in no particular order.
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Jasper Hale

If hypothetically, I were to meet the Cullen, I would think that Jasper would be the only one I probably be remotely afraid of in any sort of way. Or...