What Klaus alisema to Damon in the cell during those two scenes really played on my mind over and over. The first scene was the one about what Damon says to Elena that's made her fall for him and the sekunde scene being the one where Klaus was shattering Damon's moyo about his fears of losing Elena to Stefan again and him not being able to live up to Stefan. In both those scenes I got really annoyed with Klaus but after watching them over and over I found that each scene could easily be used to mock and laugh at Klaus because of how incapable of upendo he is and how he can't seem to grasp the feeling of love, so who is he to sit and place judgment on Damon's feelings for Elena and also say what he believes is true upendo when he doesn't even know the full story au has seen what's been happening all this time. So I took advantage of all this and decided to write another mocking makala but this time I've targeted our good friend klaus, whom I upendo but his character just pissed me off in 4x12. Anyway it's me uandishi as though Klaus is talking but It's my thoughts that are being written and I'm basically just making a huge joke out of Klaus and his logic. So enjoy :)
First Scene:
"So um Damon seeing as though I have to babysit wewe for god knows how long and there's still a good saa au so till I need to feed wewe your baby bottle of blood lets talk about upendo shall we. I'd like to think that it's an emotion I'm very much familiar with and seem to feel for so many people, including my dear mother whom I murdered years ago. May she rest in peace. Now Damon how is it that dear sweet Elena can overlook all your flaws? I mean you've done some pretty screwed up sh*t in your past but now you've changed for the better and wewe allow your humanity to dictate your life. Yet I still can't quite fathom how someone as handsome, honest, loyal, caring, protective, selfless and loving as wewe could land a girl as compassionate and as forgiving as Elena. Though I'll admit I am quite sure it has nothing to do with the sire bond. So did wewe manipulate her, compel her? Actually scratch that I'm just trying to get under your skin, but please for the upendo of god give me some damn advice on how wewe scored with her? What is it wewe say to her that keeps her around? I'll admit I'm envious of wewe both. I want Caroline and I to be just like wewe and Elena."
sekunde scene:
"Now I know I asked wewe for upendo advice instead of Stefan but your brother Stefan's upendo for Elena is stronger than yours even though he let her die just a few weeks back and now he can't seem to accept her as a vampire. wewe on the other hand would of saved her in a heartbeat had it of been wewe on the bridge that night and also wewe seem to accept Elena in any shape au form. Yet I'm still convinced Stefan's upendo is the strongest. I mean Stefan resisted compulsion so he wouldn't have to bite Elena now that's love. wewe however could not resist compulsion even though wewe begged Jeremy to kill wewe instead so wewe wouldn't have to kill him. wewe were willing to die then and there for Elena and Jeremy but no that upendo is not enough. Not nearly enough as Saint Stefan's. I mean Stefan let Elena die alone in a car at the bottom of a river but he was able to resist the urge to bite her for like 5 sekunde until eventually he did so he must definitely upendo her more, don't wewe think? Being able to restrain yourself for a little while from feeding on the person wewe upendo is a much bigger declaration of upendo than saving them from dying, and willing to die without hesitation kwa the hands of the person wewe have been compelled to kill, true story look it up in the Klaus handbook of love, I wrote it. See Damon I know zaidi about upendo than anyone else in the world. They call me Klaus Cupid Mikaelson because I'm like the Angel of upendo baby. I've got all the ladies lining up even my current crush Caroline is banging on my front door at this very sekunde hoping I'll let her in for some serious lovin. Oh and I know you're very much in upendo with Elena even though just a few dakika zamani I was saying the complete opposite because wewe couldn't seem to fight the compulsion for her. But just so wewe know, Elena will run back to Stefan once she turns human because remember that time while she was under your sire bond influence wewe flat out told her in a clear concise way that the one thing that would make wewe the happiest man in the world is if she fell out of upendo with Stefan and fell deeply in upendo with you? Do wewe remember that Damon? I'm an expert in this field and I can tell wewe right here right now to just give up dude your fairytale ending ain't coming. I'm also a certified Psychic incase wewe didn't know, I can predict the future. Like remember all those times that I could foresee every disaster that came my way like when wewe all desiccated me, when Tyler was going behind my back and unsiring my hybrids. I could foresee it all. I'm Nostradamus the second. Now sit here and shut up while I go save my brother Kols punda from another crazy situation I saw coming from a mile away..."
First Scene:
"So um Damon seeing as though I have to babysit wewe for god knows how long and there's still a good saa au so till I need to feed wewe your baby bottle of blood lets talk about upendo shall we. I'd like to think that it's an emotion I'm very much familiar with and seem to feel for so many people, including my dear mother whom I murdered years ago. May she rest in peace. Now Damon how is it that dear sweet Elena can overlook all your flaws? I mean you've done some pretty screwed up sh*t in your past but now you've changed for the better and wewe allow your humanity to dictate your life. Yet I still can't quite fathom how someone as handsome, honest, loyal, caring, protective, selfless and loving as wewe could land a girl as compassionate and as forgiving as Elena. Though I'll admit I am quite sure it has nothing to do with the sire bond. So did wewe manipulate her, compel her? Actually scratch that I'm just trying to get under your skin, but please for the upendo of god give me some damn advice on how wewe scored with her? What is it wewe say to her that keeps her around? I'll admit I'm envious of wewe both. I want Caroline and I to be just like wewe and Elena."
sekunde scene:
"Now I know I asked wewe for upendo advice instead of Stefan but your brother Stefan's upendo for Elena is stronger than yours even though he let her die just a few weeks back and now he can't seem to accept her as a vampire. wewe on the other hand would of saved her in a heartbeat had it of been wewe on the bridge that night and also wewe seem to accept Elena in any shape au form. Yet I'm still convinced Stefan's upendo is the strongest. I mean Stefan resisted compulsion so he wouldn't have to bite Elena now that's love. wewe however could not resist compulsion even though wewe begged Jeremy to kill wewe instead so wewe wouldn't have to kill him. wewe were willing to die then and there for Elena and Jeremy but no that upendo is not enough. Not nearly enough as Saint Stefan's. I mean Stefan let Elena die alone in a car at the bottom of a river but he was able to resist the urge to bite her for like 5 sekunde until eventually he did so he must definitely upendo her more, don't wewe think? Being able to restrain yourself for a little while from feeding on the person wewe upendo is a much bigger declaration of upendo than saving them from dying, and willing to die without hesitation kwa the hands of the person wewe have been compelled to kill, true story look it up in the Klaus handbook of love, I wrote it. See Damon I know zaidi about upendo than anyone else in the world. They call me Klaus Cupid Mikaelson because I'm like the Angel of upendo baby. I've got all the ladies lining up even my current crush Caroline is banging on my front door at this very sekunde hoping I'll let her in for some serious lovin. Oh and I know you're very much in upendo with Elena even though just a few dakika zamani I was saying the complete opposite because wewe couldn't seem to fight the compulsion for her. But just so wewe know, Elena will run back to Stefan once she turns human because remember that time while she was under your sire bond influence wewe flat out told her in a clear concise way that the one thing that would make wewe the happiest man in the world is if she fell out of upendo with Stefan and fell deeply in upendo with you? Do wewe remember that Damon? I'm an expert in this field and I can tell wewe right here right now to just give up dude your fairytale ending ain't coming. I'm also a certified Psychic incase wewe didn't know, I can predict the future. Like remember all those times that I could foresee every disaster that came my way like when wewe all desiccated me, when Tyler was going behind my back and unsiring my hybrids. I could foresee it all. I'm Nostradamus the second. Now sit here and shut up while I go save my brother Kols punda from another crazy situation I saw coming from a mile away..."