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I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.


1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, wewe got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than wewe look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for wewe now!!" *Prepare yourself kwa getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did wewe say something?"

5. "Why do you...