This episode is made up of three shorts supposedly based on ideas sent in kwa viewers. In the first, Peter is granted three wishes kwa a genie and ends up as a shapeless blob after his Bones are all removed. In the second...

Stewie becomes obsessed with a British TV onyesha on PBS, leading him to decide to ditch his low-class surroundings and go live in England where everyone is cultured and educated. Brian chases him to the airport to stop him,..

Angered over Peter’s incessant jealousy, Lois insists they go see a marriage counselor. To their surprise, he recommends that they try dating other people for a while. Lois goes out with Quagmire, while...

Brian tries out for a part with a local theater troupe, but is met with little encouragement from the judges...

After getting pulled over for drunk driving, Brian is sentenced to do volunteer work caring for a cranky, reclusive old woman. Peter, meanwhile, has grown a full beard, only to have a rare breed of kumeza lay its eggs inside it..

krisimasi is coming, and Lois is doing all she can to get the Griffin household ready for the big occasion. Stewie is going to play Jesus in the town nativity scene, and Peter is going out to do the family’s gift shopping..

After letting a crook escape, Joe falls into a deep depression. Peter tries to snap him out of it kwa talking him into competing in the Special People’s Games...

While learning about his family history, Chris discovers that one of Peter’s ancestors was a black slave once owned kwa the Pewterschmidts.

In an effort to finally be accepted kwa Lois’ parents, Peter tries to become zaidi cultured. His efforts fail, however, until he’s invited to play poker with his father-in-law’s friends, Bill Gates, Michael Eisner and Ted Turner...

After the criminal that went to jail because of Chris’ identification breaks out, the entire family is sent to live in the deep south as part of the Witness Protection Program...