Freaks and Geeks Fave Quotes?

cricket19 posted on Jan 18, 2008 at 08:50PM
Let's make a list of awesomely hilarious F&G quotes!

To start things off....

“Hey, I believe in god, man. I've seen him, I've felt his power! He plays drums for Led Zeppelin and his name is John Bonham, baby!”

Freaks and Geeks 8 majibu

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zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita papa said…
Bill Haverchuck: You know what would be cool? To find a girl in a bottle, like "I Dream of Jeanie". I'd like to make out with her on that little couch.

Sam Weir: Yeah, Cindy would look good in those puffy pants.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita abcd said…
Neil: So I wake up and guess what is on my bed
Bill: A turd?
Neil: yeah Bill, a turd
Bill: Gross
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita 0hKneeKey said…
Neal: Friday night, always a good night for some Sabbath.

~ or ~

Alan: Shut up, you little girl.
Bill Haverchuck: I'm not a little girl, I'm a bionic woman!

~ or ~

Kim: Are you calling me irrational? Because I'll tear your head off, Daniel. I'll tear it off and I'll throw it over that fence.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita BetterrDays said…
Bill: Remember that time in Science when I was going to let out a fart and it came out a poop and I had to flush my undies down the toilet. Do you think I wanted to tell you that?
IronMaidenSlave commented…
LMAO, I always die lauging at that part. zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Codypup said…
Bill has the best lines!

"You suck! Dallas rules!"
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Codypup said…
When I watched the series the first time I was IMing my friend who introduced me to it, and it looks like I saved the (four day long) convo of me basically quoting the show as I was watching it

Neal:If the cops trace this call, you're dead.
Bill:...No, if the cops trace this call YOU'RE dead

Nick: It's like, you cooked this in heaven...and brought it back down to your table (does this remind anyone of one of Jason's lines in HIMYM? about the wedding cake?)

Ken: See, that's why I don't carry a purse

Sam: Will girls ever like us?

Lindsey: You really like her!
Ken:...I feel odd

...Ken has the best lines too :)
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita adavila said…
Weir Dad:I used to have a friend who smoke in high school, you know what he´s doing know? HE´S DEAD
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita susie101 said…
Bill: mouse trap I WIN!

Bill: It didn't sound like a chair squeaking it sounded like cheese being cut!