Right. I’m sorry to do this but I’ve been left with no other options seeing as Cook and JJ claim to remember less than I do about last night. This is an appeal. To the lady... Now Cook says that wewe were ginger but he also told me that wewe were 52 and he’d necked a load of acid so... Any way as I said, I’m really sorry about not being able to quite remember your face but I’m sure it was very beautiful...

We were at the Hot Sundee mashua Party and I remember we jumped into the water, as I now have a killer fucking cold and my trainers smell like (as Cook so eloquently put it) a mermaids...

It's great being a heart-throb, thank wewe very much. It's good, it's wierd. I've been uigizaji for a few years, but now this is different. I've had a lot of attention, shabiki letters through my door, and Facebook has gone through the roof with messages and friend requests. I keep pictures girls send me. And i hope i have a lot zaidi of them soon...

Apparently, I'm the new Dev Patel. It happened to him so quickly. But does lightning strike twice? i guess it could happen.

I was number 5,282 in the audition for Freddie. I had to wait for four and a half hours. Nine auditions later i got the part.

Girls...