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I don't know what this is but my cousion alisema to me to put it on shabiki pop i haven't watched it before Because i can't be botherd so here wewe go guys it's for a DARE!
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1 siku 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son wlked in n alisema "Wat doz bitch, kahaba n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

d nx siku d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women alisema "feel my titties" n the man alisema "feel my dick".

Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".

On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman alisema it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.

Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom alisema dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.

pango d door kengele rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n alisema "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the jikoni fuckin d turkey!
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did wewe know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes‚ I know‚" alisema the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But‚ madam‚ wewe must know that your privates are exposed!" alisema the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything wewe see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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"Then wewe onyesha up and drink my poison!"

Barnaby laughed with the others, but his moyo wasn't in it. He was concentrating too hard. Should he have picked one that was zaidi ribald?

"You didn't tell it right!"

He'd heard that one before, but Jim really had a good delivery, and got a big laugh. Barnaby thought he was ready, but just couldn't interject into the flow of jokes of the older guys.

"Don't worry - it'll stretch!"

Every mwaka his brother Al would meet with his Marafiki for their reunion. They each made a point of coming back to Gull Cove the same time each year, just for this night. Al was ten...
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