One difference between a guitar, gitaa and a samaki is that wewe can't tuna fish. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Congress is like krisimasi lights. Half of them don't work, and those that do aren't very bright. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What do wewe find in ancient Greece?

...

Ancient chips! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What did the blanket say to the bed? I've got wewe covered! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What did the person at the bridge tell the kengele before the kengele went under the bridge? "Toll, please!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Two sharks are eating a clown fish. One of them says, "I don't know about you, but this tastes funny to me." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida rather not be here. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve chakula here." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What did the hedgehog say when he backed into a cactus? "Is that you, Mum?" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Why did the farmer stomp in his field and pour supu on it? He was trying to grow mashed potatoes with gravy. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What did one eye say to the other? "Just between wewe and me, something smells." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Oh Latvians...stop making jokes...there not funny -_- ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What do wewe call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what wewe call him. He's not going to come. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Here is a funny joke oh no girl did u not know combs were Even ... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I laugh at everything!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!!! XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

a girl breaks up with her boyfriend others think she's bi
boy 1 wanna run for boys 100m dash? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sam finds him a new one, and the chicken goes back out, book under his wing.Later,the chicken comes back!"Book,bookbook!" he says. He walks out after the Sam gets him a book.Sam follows the chicken.After a while, they end up at the back of a farm. He keeps following the chicken until they get to a pond with a large lillipad with a large frog on top. The chicken walks right up to the frog and hands him the book.
The Frog, astonishingly, shakes his head, and says, "Read it. Read it"!!!
LOL!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

PART ONE
A chicken walks into the library,up to the front desk. He says to Sam the librarian, "Book, book book!" So the Sam gets him a book. The chicken walks out with the book under its wing.Half an saa later, the chicken comes back. Again he says, "Book, book book!" and puts the old book on the desk.
END OF PART ONE
(Its too long to fit it in one post) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

100 funny ways to answer your phone and they're hilarious!!
link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

what did Dora and Diego say when they went to a hotel?
a: WE DId WE DID IT! u know like the song at the end of each show
like if u get it ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Mum:What's the first thing wewe learnt at school???
Daughter:How to speak without moving my lips:D

Mum:What are wewe going to dress up in the school Halloween party???
Daughter:A pupil
Mum:A pupil??But pupil wewe are every siku at school,aren't you???
Daughter:No mum at school i go as a tourist :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Doctor: "Why should I examine you? You'll never pay me!"
Patient: " Why should I pay you?! You're completely incompetent!"
Doctor: "Good point"
( places stethoscope on patient's forehead)
Doctor: " Turn your head and cough" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i heared thiz from my friend at my school so i thought y not put it on here: wat do u call black people standing in front of white people = an eclipse.
again i got thiz joke from my friend at my school ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I like jokes that are so awful, but are so funny 'coz they're bad. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

what do wewe call 500 indians without titys? indian,nippleless,500 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

my friend has a motorcycle made of 2 kwa 4s.when he starts it up it goes....wooden....wooden. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i like jokes whenever iam in a good au a bad mood..!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

People who ask "Can I ask wewe a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? I loled forever ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

thats ssssooooo funny :P ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am the 500th shabiki ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How much cocaine can Charile Sheen handle a week?? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ok....so the grandma thinks LOL means lots of upendo so she texts her grandaugter "my dog died LOL" haha ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i have a joke for wewe if wewe read my comment
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Chris Brown
LiL Wayne, Chris Brown + J.Holiday just died.Lil Wayne choked on a lollipop. Chris Brown Had NO AIR and J.Holiday Suffcated.*

ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Fluff
What is pink and fluffy?

pink fluff!

ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ketchup
there was a daddy tomato,a mommy, and a kid tomato. The kid nyanya said”where are we going?” The daddy nyanya said”chut up already, come on we don’t have all day”. The daddy nyanya went over to the kid nyanya and stepped on him and alisema KETCHUP!!!

ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

somebody read this

i am wee todd did
i am wee todd did
i am sofa king wee todd did

read it over and over till wewe get it u will probably laugh ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dear cosmetic companies,

Thanks for putting that, "For external use only" sticker on my lotion.

Sincerely, was definitely planning to drink it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Another drawing competition, a participant came up to the referee and showed him an empty paper, the referee: What is on your drawing? The guy: A cow eating grass. Referee: Where is the grass? Guy: The cow ate it. Referee: Where is the cow? Guy: She went to look for nyasi in another place. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There was a competition for the fastest drawing, one guy drew a dot and alisema "finished!" The referee asked him :What is that on your drawing?" The guy answered "An tembo coming from far. far, far, far, far, far away" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

the red man was in the kuoga when the green man knocked and his door, the red man quickly put a towel on and went downstairs but as soon as the red man opened the door his towel fell down. the green man ran across the road in shock horror and got knocked down kwa a car.

The moral au this story is to NEVER run across the road when the red man flashes :L xxxx haha ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe peoples is just silly. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

In Soviet Russia translator translates you!
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story of my life buttcrack on my kisu but it keeps avoiding me story of my soul putting a hole in my story dnt think wrong i wasnt going to put wat u think i was ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like chicken wings i could really use some sauce right now sauce right sauce right now can my friend alisema half of this lmbo ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wat the most disturbing thing on earth?

answer:perez hilton ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

what do wewe call teeth wewe get for a dollar ? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

what does the hillbilly call a deer with no eye ?
tricky one ? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Why did the cookie go to the doctor ? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

why DID the chicken kuvuka, msalaba the road? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita