(Kurt walked down the hall, rushing to get Blaine and tell him the big news. He finally found him and walked up with an excited face)
Kurt: Yes!
Blaine: What?
Kurt: I'll marry wewe silly. Yes I'll marry you. It took a lot of thinking, but I realized that I am ready. I am so ready because I upendo wewe and I want to spend the rest of my life with wewe Blaine.
Blaine: Oh my god Kurt! This is the happiest siku of my life! I upendo wewe too Kurt. Thank wewe for choosing me. I figured some stuff out too. When wewe get into NYADA, we will songesha to New York and get married. wewe know since its legalized there. And that's all I got so far.
Kurt: Well, I am so flattered that wewe figured out our life, but remember my plan. Me and Rachel have a plan.
(Rachel then suddenly showed up with her planner at Kurt's side. She had been eavesdropping for the past couple of dakika because she was so excited to find out Kurt's answer)
Rachel: wewe see it is all in my planner wewe see. We will be on broadway after we graduate and then get married, but we can tho hat to the window because me and kurt are already engaged. And after we retire our broadway career we will have our own tasteful HBO series to end our careers and retire as one big happy family.
Blaine: Wow wewe guys really do have your life figured out.
(Santana went storming down the hall looking for Brittany. She wanted to find out the test results and she also wanted to have a nice talk with her mostly to apologize)
Santana What do the results say? Are wewe a mom?
Brittany: False alarm San. Look Santana, I'm am so sorry for even almost getting into this mess. I never meant for this to happen. I'm not ready for a kid at all, I wasn't even sure that this could happen. I thought storks bring babies, I didn't know. I just can be s stupid sometimes. That's why I need you. I upendo you, Santana.
Santana: Brittany wewe shouldn't be the one apologizing, I should. I treated wewe wrong. I'm sorry Brittany.
(Little did the girls know that the school news paper editor heard the whole conversation and found her new headline. Her name was Alex Jones)
Alex(to the school newspaper club): I have our inayofuata headline guys! Lost cheerleader becomes a mom!
Editor#1: oh my god, Brittany S. Pierce is pregnant?
Alex: Right on the dot young one. The nyota cheerio is with child.
Editor#2: I think I just got a boner.
Alex: Not time for that frank, just run the story.
Editor#3: Wait, am I the father?
Alex: John, this is not the time to make up a story. We all know you're a virgin. And I doubt she would go for you. Just run the freakin story!!
Kurt: Yes!
Blaine: What?
Kurt: I'll marry wewe silly. Yes I'll marry you. It took a lot of thinking, but I realized that I am ready. I am so ready because I upendo wewe and I want to spend the rest of my life with wewe Blaine.
Blaine: Oh my god Kurt! This is the happiest siku of my life! I upendo wewe too Kurt. Thank wewe for choosing me. I figured some stuff out too. When wewe get into NYADA, we will songesha to New York and get married. wewe know since its legalized there. And that's all I got so far.
Kurt: Well, I am so flattered that wewe figured out our life, but remember my plan. Me and Rachel have a plan.
(Rachel then suddenly showed up with her planner at Kurt's side. She had been eavesdropping for the past couple of dakika because she was so excited to find out Kurt's answer)
Rachel: wewe see it is all in my planner wewe see. We will be on broadway after we graduate and then get married, but we can tho hat to the window because me and kurt are already engaged. And after we retire our broadway career we will have our own tasteful HBO series to end our careers and retire as one big happy family.
Blaine: Wow wewe guys really do have your life figured out.
(Santana went storming down the hall looking for Brittany. She wanted to find out the test results and she also wanted to have a nice talk with her mostly to apologize)
Santana What do the results say? Are wewe a mom?
Brittany: False alarm San. Look Santana, I'm am so sorry for even almost getting into this mess. I never meant for this to happen. I'm not ready for a kid at all, I wasn't even sure that this could happen. I thought storks bring babies, I didn't know. I just can be s stupid sometimes. That's why I need you. I upendo you, Santana.
Santana: Brittany wewe shouldn't be the one apologizing, I should. I treated wewe wrong. I'm sorry Brittany.
(Little did the girls know that the school news paper editor heard the whole conversation and found her new headline. Her name was Alex Jones)
Alex(to the school newspaper club): I have our inayofuata headline guys! Lost cheerleader becomes a mom!
Editor#1: oh my god, Brittany S. Pierce is pregnant?
Alex: Right on the dot young one. The nyota cheerio is with child.
Editor#2: I think I just got a boner.
Alex: Not time for that frank, just run the story.
Editor#3: Wait, am I the father?
Alex: John, this is not the time to make up a story. We all know you're a virgin. And I doubt she would go for you. Just run the freakin story!!
I have been saving up my pennies for decades, I am up to 12. FINALLY I have enough to go to the carnival. I go with my daddy. He buys me some cotton candy. I say 'this cotton Candy tastes like Kurt and Blaine look!' He gives me a weird look and spins ANTICLOCKWISE(lol) while saying'I have to go kwa Finn a new sweater, bye shortbread' and flies away singin'GO Your Own Way' kwa Fleetwood Mac.'Shortbread? He has never called me that before'says my brain. Is when your brain saying something is it thinking? But thats not my problem.My problem is how am I going to get home? Then, just my luck, a magical KLAINEBOW shows up with cartoon Kurt and Blaines on it. Thousands of them. I climb on to a stray upinde wa mvua unicorn and have a magical trip home!
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Kurt is a wonderful character, my favuorite character from the series. He shows alot of courage throughout the series and he dosent care what people say. He always speaks his mind and is and indipendant person. He may be gay, but that makes no difference to who we are, and people need to exept that. Kurt represents the gay community and is proud of it. Anyone who has other thoughts about how kurt dresses au speaks needs to look at there output on the world. It is important that our media has characters like kurt and that we need to be shown that people like kurt are no different than us, And that is why KURT ROCKS!!!
Proudly,
Jointhehunt
Proudly,
Jointhehunt
[MRS. SOWEBERRY (spoken)]
Right then, Oliver Twist,
your bed's underneath the counter.
wewe don't mind sleeping
among coffins I suppose?
It don't much matter whether wewe do
au wewe don't cause wewe can't sleep
nowhere else!
[OLIVER]
Where is love?
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneat the willow tree
That I've been dream of?
Where is she?
Who I close my eyes to see?
Will I ever know the sweet "hello"
That's only meant for me?
Who can say where she may hide?
Must I travel far and wide?
'Til I am bedside the someone who
I can mean somethin to ...
Where...?
Where is love?
Who can say where...she may hide?
Must I travel...far and wide?
'Til I am beside...the someone who
I can mean...something to...
Where?
Where is love?
Right then, Oliver Twist,
your bed's underneath the counter.
wewe don't mind sleeping
among coffins I suppose?
It don't much matter whether wewe do
au wewe don't cause wewe can't sleep
nowhere else!
[OLIVER]
Where is love?
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneat the willow tree
That I've been dream of?
Where is she?
Who I close my eyes to see?
Will I ever know the sweet "hello"
That's only meant for me?
Who can say where she may hide?
Must I travel far and wide?
'Til I am bedside the someone who
I can mean somethin to ...
Where...?
Where is love?
Who can say where...she may hide?
Must I travel...far and wide?
'Til I am beside...the someone who
I can mean...something to...
Where?
Where is love?
The 38-year-old singer and actress is expected to appear in the back nine episodes of the first season and would play the coach to rival Glee club Vocal Adrenaline.
Idina’s Wicked co-star, Kristin Chenoweth, also appeared on Glee earlier in the season, playing a down-on-her-luck singer with a penchant for drinking.
Glee’s fall finale is TONIGHT at 9/8c on fox, mbweha and will return on April 13, 2010 after American Idol finishes its run.
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