So,the winners are:



ROBERT PATTINSON
Gel, mousse AND pomade. My God, these new Wanyonya damu are soooo high-maintenance!



RIHANNA
When Rihanna's in a hurry, she reaches for her Jonas Brother toupee.



KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
Imagine the headlines: “Knightley’s Dude ‘Do!” and “Keira Loses Hair kwa the Fistful!”



JADA PINKETT SMITH
When bad wigs happen to good people angling for Dr. Callie's Grey's Anatomy hairdo.



MILEY CYRUS
WTF, I can't find my Hannah Montana wig!!!



BRITNEY SPEARS
Concealing a uyoga head with a limp Taylor mwepesi, teleka weave, hmm??



BRAD PITT
C'mere,...