HIIIII. So I got bored, This happened. Title and plot ideas were created from listening to Carrie Underwood's song 'Blown Away' [<--I upendo the song so much omfg] SO ENJOY. Hope wewe like it. I do not own any of the characters from The Avengers nor do I own YOU! Xp have fun~

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"She prayed, blow it down."
You woke up at 7:45 AM and made breakfast for yourself and you're Father, wewe were ashamed to call him 'Father' after all the horrid things he had done to you. You're every waking...

Sora was busy. REALLY BUSY. She couldn't wait to get back nyumbani to see her kids and Tyki. At work, it was hard as well. "So many assignments!" She thought. She had to work extra hard today. She finally got home. Just then, Tyki came up to her and kissed her on the cheek. Before she had time to react, Tyki said, "Sorry Sora, I going somewhere. Suprise mission." Sora was tired. She needed help taking care of the kids. "Tyki! Wai-" He was already out the door.

Sora and the kids were pretty calm and ok. Nothing really happened though Sora was still tired. She missed Tyki. "Stupid missions." She...

SO LIKE HI. I got bored and wrote this. SORRY IF ITS BAD. I hope wewe like it though xD It's a bit Cinderella-Ish, but I think the first part came out good. Hope it makes sense 'n all. It's a KHR fic thing so ._. Yeah. ENJOY. I OWN NOTHINGGG except Sepideh and Valentinaaaa c: I recommend wewe listen to link while wewe read xD
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Time has always never been on my side. Like, before my mother died, I didn't spend as much time with her as I wanted. au before my Dad re-married that wicked woman I never got the time to tell him what I wanted him to do. My name is Sepideh kwa the way. I...

HOLY SMOKES I FINALLY FINISHED CHAPTER 2 HAHAHAH WOW TOOK FOREVER. Well, I hope y'all enjoy~ IDK what i am going to do between wewe and Thor, the rating may be 'T' to 'T+' au i might just go cray-cray and go higher. Also, tell me if wewe want me to add any photos, i mean...TELL ME STUUUUFFFF.

:3 ENJOY~!
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"Every Tear-Soaked Whiskey Memory Blown Away"

As wewe walked down the mitaani, mtaa towards the Greyhound station, wewe saw almost no damage to the main part of town whatsoever. You...

Remember on my Author's Note in Blown Away? Welp, i alisema i would write the story about how Loki and Delbar met and became....Became the cray-cray couple they are today. So~ I hope wewe enjoy the little intro.

Enjoy mah stupid fanfiction |3

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Babysitter

Delbar Omideh was not you're normal 26 mwaka old. She was far from it in fact.
"Good Morning, Agent Hill~" The brunette greeted the SHIELD agent with a smile
"Director Fury wanted to see me?" She asked, she remembered getting a call at 2 in the morning, something about 'Babysitting'...

Okay so I know this chapter isn't the best one of them all - AND IS A BIT BORING I KNOW - but I was having a bit of writers block so~
Yeah.

BTW! 50 Shades of Blue: A Frost Giant Erotic Novel Is a parody to '50 Shades of Grey' that trashy Mommy Porn series kwa some old Twilight Fanfiction writer. So YEA. XD I thought it was funny,

Delbar plays nurse with a wasted Loki...Im thinking about maybe having some 'moments' between them in the next...Chapter. So we shall see!

Thank wewe for reading, Fanning and reviews are appreciated~ :3
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well, this song was first sung kwa Farhad, and i fell in upendo with that song. NOW there's this version, and i upendo it even more, i hope wewe all enjoy the translation that i found~ you MUST listen to the song while kusoma the lyrics, au it wont make sense. THANK YOU~ ENJOY~
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بوی عیدی بوی تو// booye eidi, booye to,
The scent of the money aliyopewa to children on eves,

بوی کاغذ رنگی// booye kaghaz-e-rangi,

The scent of color papers,


بوی تند تپش قلب من از دیدن تو// booye toned tapesh-e-ghalb-e-man az didan-e to,

The scent of...

Shout out to Riley for commenting on each of the chapters! Thank you~ :D

So, Lokitty, Birdbrain and Shakespeare in the Park git sum lovin' *creepy grin* Well, zaidi like cheesy, fluffy stuff. We also get to see yours and Thor's relationship grow :3 YEY. I will also be doing a fanfic on Loki and Delbars relationship BEFORE this fanfic, so keep a look out for that (I'll be posting it soon....)

Sorry this fanfic is boring and stupid :3 Thank wewe for taking the time to glance at it.
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"She Heard Those Sirens Screaming Out"


You...

I need to update my other fanfics ~.~ Im bad!! D: Anyways....

Loki! Y U BAKA????.

enjoy! thanks for reading! Fanning and reviews are appreciated uwu

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Scarring Norse Gods is Easy.

The moment Delbar saw Director Fury, she slammed the door in his face. She ran to the group an start sputtering nonsense "Del? What's wrong?" Natasha asked "DIRECTOR FURY IS HERE. OHMYGOD EVERYONE HIDE HOLY-" "Agent Omideh? Is everything alright?" Delbar panicked and started cleaning up, forgetting to turn off the raunchy...

So I'm not really pleased about this one. : What do y'all think? I mean....Oh well.

: A Horchata is a milkshake made of almonds tiger nuts sugar and rice :)

Also VSQ is short for Vitamin String Quartet, you guys need to google they're songs. SO good :3

The Bad Touch song is a powerful song, and should not be used without caution.

Fanning and Comments are appreciated :3
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Ain't Nothing But Mammals

Delbar was awoken by the sound of her phone ringing, It was her best friend Arthur O'doul....

Welp. JUST IGNORE THIS I WAS BORED AND THIS WAS ALL I COULD THINK OF SO YEA.
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SO ONE DAY. Some bila mpangilio siku when Tyki decides to put on his Hobo glasses and walk around in a towel...

Tyki: *walks in with a towel* Sora~? Where's my Watch?

Me: I don't know. *keeps a straight face but is link*

Tyki: wewe sure? *puts hands on hips*

Me: Yea. *still keeps a straight face but link

Tyki: *turns around and looks for the watch* I could have sworn I left it on the table....

Me: *link* I know nothing. *link*

Tyki: Oh well *takes off his hobo glasses and cleans them*

Me: -link...

In my right hand is a Zoolbia! In my left hand is EXCALIBUR!!!! 

Wave you're flag, wave you're flag, it's a flag-waving parade! Towards the Enchanted world, Ba Man Bia!

Take our hands, make a circle, spin, and it's the world,

With my Black Stilettos, I'm in the best condition!  

Banafsh Sefid and Talaee are my colors!

Even if I'm shot at, I won't get discouraged! 

He-ta-li-a 

"Ehh~! Tyki? wewe want Zoolbia? Oh EXCALIBUR!!! Ok ok, for Jasdevi wewe say? 

Ahh~ oh Jasdevi~! Salom, Salom~ BOOM~! EXCALIBUR!!!! 

 
All done dear~ I sent them to Caster~! Haha! Eh?! No! Stop! wewe twisted Boyfriend~!~!" 

Wave...

:U Its all fun 'n games until Pirate Man comes in and ruins all the smutty goodness.

FURY WHY.

Enjoy :3 im actually proud of this one :D
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"Would wewe turn that racket down!" Loki spat after an saa had passed.
Delbar pretneded not to hear him "Hey Del," Natasha came in with the Oreos, Pepsi and Fries "How's things going?" She alisema placing the tray kwa Delbar "Great I suppose. He's just been complaining~" She alisema smiling, Natasha ruffled her hair and began to leave "Baiii Cherry-Piee" Delbar sang as she...

Loki needs love. He needs Delbar love. *Troll Face* Sorry for taking so long, I was...I was busy. :
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"'Til There's Nothing Left Standing, Nothing Left of Yesterday"



Tony gave wewe a room that had a really great view of New York, wewe got comfortable in the place very quickly. "Greetings, (Y/N)," Thor alisema knocking on you're door "May I come in?" He asked, "Yeah, come in." wewe said, wewe were on you're kitanda kusoma some vitabu Dr. Banner had aliyopewa you. "I brought some of this delicious pastry called 'Pie' for you." Thor said...

IT TOOK ME LONG ENOUGH HUH??! XD Sorry. Seriously, I got uber busy...Forgive me! HOPE Y'ALL ENJOY THIS CHAPTER. Its short, and sucky, I know; And it might be like that for awhile. Sorry. I even think I wrote Reborn OOC. Oh well. *le sigh* WILL pakia zaidi picha later.

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After I put on my bathing suit under my clothes and grabbed a pair of night clothes, (there was no way I was working on a weekend) and left for the hotel. "Reborn...?" I timidly walked into the Penthouse "No, Shamal, I'm working." I overheard Reborn say, he was talking to that same official looking man, he was...

Yay part 33333 Finally getting somewhere sheesh. Hope y'all enjoy, (*cough cough*DamianiskindalikeCruz*Cough cough*) I dun, waliopelekwa own KHR just the few OC's in here & the plot. Also I will be adding zaidi picha to it eventually so, pleaazzzzzeeeeeh check back. Thanks <3

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I woke up with Reborns arms wrapped around me tightly "Re-" I turned and saw Reborn sleeping peacefully, his shati was all wrinkly and his hat was off 'He looks so cute...' I thought as I traced his chin with my finger "Ngh..." He frowned "Ciao..." I whispered in a cute manner, the corners of his mouth twitched...

Is it short? I hope not ;w; i will come back hariri & add stuff later. Anyways, enjoy part 2, I don't own KHR, just the few OC's and the plot. :3 (Sorry I lack in picha ;;3;;)

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"Ciao mia bella~" my hairstylist, Antonio greeted Mireio and I as we came in "Ciao, Antonio" I alisema smiling "You called...?" He gasped dramatically "Mia bella! wewe are in neeeedddd of a trim! Come come! I make wewe molto molto bella!" He dragged me away to the sinks to wash my hair. After about 2 hours of him adding highlights, then cutting, then removing tin, then trimming, then him asking about my life,...

Hi, well I guess this is a okay fic...? Idk, -.-" what do wewe guys think? ;u;? I made Mireio smiliar to my Sissy Sinna, just Mireio is a Lot zaidi hyper than Sinna. If wewe see a mispelling au anything, please tell me so I can fix it ^^'. I dont own Katekyo Hitman Reborn! nust the few OC's I have in here & the plot. Hope y'all like. Enjoy my stupid Fanfiction ;u;

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I am a businesswoman, I deal with the Mafia and normal humans. I own several businesses...And I deal with....Non-Human 'things', wewe know, magical trafficking, disrespectful Mages, ect. My name is Photine Lombardi,...

**WARNING** several questions, TRUE stories, raging, funny moments, intense agitating complaining and drama is in this article. If wewe are a Hater. GTFO my club's, my page, my articles, my photos, my wall, MY EVERYTHING. wewe need to FOCUS haters. If wewe are one of my Amigos, my BFFs, my Marafiki who are like my 2nd family (♥♥♥I upendo wewe guies) feel free to ask maswali about this makala (in comment's ↓), fanning would be awesome and stuff. Ill only be answering ONCE. :3 enjoy my long makala my Friends

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I think at some time in my life, I ticked...

It was a hot summer day, the children and I went off to the beach, pwani to play, Kardia, Degel, Antonio, my brothers Gilbert, Allen and Ludwig joined us on our outing, along with Lenalee and a few others, which that made it turn into a party. Once we arrived, and set up everything, the children started playing, swimming and exploring as children do, Lenalee and Ludwig  stayed in the shade, where I was, and watched them play, Antonio, Gilbert, Kardia, Allen and Degel, where off on their own exploring my private island, after a saa au so, Alone ran up to me "Momma, where's  Spain?" He alisema looking...