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21 things the Twilight Saga has that the Harry Potter series doesn't

posted by AprilCandy42

1. Sparkles.
2. Lust.
3. Super-whiny Mary Sues
4. Renestard, err I mean, Renesmee.
5. Swan. (no, not just BELLA Swan! Don't forget the better Bella, BELLATRIX!!!)
6. Jacob (no, not Jacob BLACK, because the surname of Black is in HP too!)
7. zaidi of Romeo and Juliet.
8. Edwart, *cough*, Edward Cullen.
9. Rosalie Hale.
10. Jasper Hale.
11. Alice Cullen.
12. Emmett Cullen.
13. Vampire Baseball.
14. Thesaurus Rape.
15. Stephenie Meyer (The bitch, kahaba who wrote it all)
16. The Volturi.
17. Tyler's Van.
18. Imprinting.
19. Rated R-ness.
20. Unreal werewolves.
21. Horrible vampires.

That's all I got. So, there's 21, so what if that's kind of a whole lot? HP has Severus Snape! Beat that, Toilet!

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The World Should Wake Up From the Tyrant Government of "Twilight"

posted by ryomaidol

I have researched the following and well, I am not really surprised about the results. But I still ask some questions.

Why is Twilight zaidi "popular" when HP sold zaidi than 400 million while Twilight only sold 53 million? Also, Twilight is just 45% in the nyanya meter while HP is 83% in the nyanya meter? Third, Twilight sold about $191,449,475 while HP sold about $283,879,025? Another is Twilight is never shown in Kid's almanacs (the World and Time yearly almanacs) while HP is seen may times over. Twilight fans, don't wewe see, HP is better even of wewe turn the world upside down au inside out!...

Twilight and New Moon Outtakes [Continued]

posted by youknowit101

First part
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She gestured to a row of wooden
chairs against the wall. The looked like they belonged with someone’s dinning room
table.
“Okay,” I agreed. I walked over to the chairs and sat right in the middle,
suddenly wishing I had a book. I hadn’t read anything for a while, outside of school.
And even then, when some ridiculous upendo story was part of the curriculum, I would
cheat with cliff notes. It was a relief to be working on Animal Farm now. But there had
to be other salama books. Political thrillers. Murder mysteries. Grisly murders were no
problem; just as long as there was no starry-eyed,...

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50 Things That Could Turn Twilight From Good To Great

posted by siriuslyawesome

In my opinion, Twilight is good. Not as great as Harry Potter, but good. I've composed a orodha of what would turn Twilight great-with the help of various Twilight and Harry Potter fans.

1.Make Bella a vampire slayer
2.make Bella less whiny
3.Bella can do backflips
4.Jacob gets arrested kwa the Animal Cops
5.Edward's name changes to "Schmirrnoff"
6.Edward dies
7.Or Bella dies
8.Creamed corn
9.Hogwarts
10.A theme song
11.Bella isn't dependent on Edward
12.Lauren turns out to be Wonder Woman
13.Log cabin
14.Voldemort destroys the Volturi
15."squishy octopus"
16.make Bella smart
17. Change "forks" into "Spoons" because...

Cats VS mbwa

posted by smilealways

I think mbwa are way better than Cats because they actually upendo wewe zaidi than Cats do. The only reason why Cats upendo wewe is that wewe feed them and that is it. mbwa are such emotional wanyama that if wewe are having a bad siku they will come over and snuggle up in your lap and with Cats wewe have to get up and walk over to them! Also wewe might say but some mbwa are aggressive and bark all the time that’s only because they have been treated badly, a science study actually proved that no dog is born bad it is the owner the only reason if a dog is born bad is if it has a mental health issue but...

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upendo vs. upendo vs. Obsession: The Natural Progression of a Romantic Relationship

posted by cassie-1-2-3

The plain text is a copy/past of link.
The bold text is my own add ins to relate the situations to Bella and Edward

upendo is a tricky emotion. There are some things that feel like upendo but they are much too superficial to be the real thing. Real upendo takes time and doesn't happen overnight. Here are three things that people often confuse for love.

I don’t personally believe that upendo can really be defined kwa anyone, but oh well. People like to try new things.

Lust A.k.a, Twilight

Lust is the feeling that is often mistaken for upendo at first sight. Lust is an intense and sudden attraction to somebody...

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What I've Come to Realize About HP vs Twilight

posted by Kersian

Okay so I've come to realize how all of this is just pointless. People seem to only compare Twilight and Harry Potter because the two are popular. That is a main reason why those two are being compared now. Now to me I have really found this to be pointless. People are comparing a romantic fiction story to a ndoto fiction story.

Now when I realized this is when a maoni was made kwa a user who goes kwa the name: justmandi23
on the topic "1000 reasons why twilight is better than harry potter" So what she wrote just made me realize what I did. I ilitumwa like a lot of reasons in the topic, "1000...

Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 3

posted by luv_warriorcatz

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80. In harry potter lots of girls fell in luv with guys. And i could not understand your writing. wewe sound drunk.

81. Reason why harry potter is better.

82. wewe just admitted that harry potter story is better. And this isn't a who would win: wizards au vampires.

83. wewe did not give one reason why harry potter is better instead wewe went on a rant on how much u luv it and wewe keep on insulting it. Let me deflect your insults. Harry potter is not nerdy just because he wears round glasses and sometimes smart. Edward is not real to wewe cause he is a flake. And again it doesnt matter if harry...

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What do wewe see in Harry Potter?

posted by mariella721

Okay guys, I know everyone's got their own opinion and not everyone has the RIGHT opinion, but as a Twilight fan, can one of wewe Potter mashabiki explain what wewe guys see in Harry Potter? Honestly, I haven't read all the books, but I've seen all the sinema and they just don't make any sense. And another thing, the plot is bland and there's no real depth to it, like in Twilight. Harry Potter, also has no upendo in it, which makes for a boring story. Anyways, I just wanted to know what wewe crazies see in those vitabu and stuff...

Okay...
See ya :D

Mariella
xxx

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What do ya mean, "Edward and Bella's relationship isn't true love"?

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

Many Twilighters upendo to say how "Edward and Bella upendo each other sooooo much!" I'm afraid I have to disagree on this point. Their relationship is pure lust, not love.

Here is my reasoning.

How do Bella and Edward decide they are in love? Well, Bella moves in to Forks. Her first siku of High School there, she looks across the cafeteria, and she sees a totally gorgeous guy! He catches her attention immediately and she decides right then and there that he is the only man in the town who is good enough for her, despite the fact that she has never spoken to him once in her life. She swats off the...

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Harry potter maswali and possible plot holes.

posted by goodtimes

I made a orodha of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If wewe can give explanation answering the maswali ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky swali because there are a lot of makala about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter mashabiki respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell wewe which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.

1. Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 2

posted by luv_warriorcatz

hers ther link

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51. Your reason made no sense at all, I think wewe probably tried to say that it isnt that good

52. This is not a reason, this is just a bunch of harry potter people having dialouge

53. This person is not really saying anything except that they shouldn't be compared and the person just likes the book but she doesnt think that harry potter is better

54. They just dissed twilight and they don't think that harry potter is better

55. Ilike 5 different guys at the same time too: fred, lupin, harry, ron, arthur
anyways just b/c u lik the guys doesnt make it beter, wat do u mean fall in...

MyronPwnsBella's Anti-Twilight Story.

posted by MyronPwnsBella

There once was a seventeen mwaka old girl named Sandy. One siku in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid kusoma a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and zaidi often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...

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Bella swan Negative Reviews kwa Book Critics.

posted by MyronPwnsBella

Publishers Weekly-"After her transformation into a vampire, it's almost impossible to identify with her in Breaking Dawn"

Lilah Lohr of the Chicago Tribune-"Bella's character, compared to the Quileute wolves, is less satisfying"

Kirkus Reviews-"Bella's appeal is based on magic rather than character, but her and Edward's portrayal of dangerous lovers hits the spot"
"Bella's personality is flat and obsessive"

Laura Miller of salon.com-"In regards of Edward and Bella, neither of them has much personality to speak of"

Jennifer Reese of Entertainment Weekly-"You may wish she had loftier goals and a mind...

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For people who thinks all the Twilight mashabiki are crazy!

posted by KathyHalliwell

It is not made kwa me, I found it on a webpage, but I think it's totally true, so I thought I should pakia it there.
There are swearing in the text! wewe were warned.

I am a Twilight fan, and let me spell it out for you:

-I'd say, "Yeah, I'm one of those crazy Twilight people." But no, I'm really not.

-Edward is a too melodramatic and can suck my inexistant dick.

-I hate it when people think 90 percent of Twilight mashabiki are immature middle school girls.

-I hate immature middle school girls who are Twilight fans, cause they give us "normal" Twilight mashabiki a bad reputation.

-I do not wish "Edward waz real...

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"Bella is a Mary Sue"

posted by TheBreeze

Everytime I read an anti Twilight article/poll/etc, I see the same point in each.

"Bella is a Mary Sue!"

I don't understand this. The term Mary Sue suggests a perfect person, a person with no flaws, a type of character most people detest kusoma about. And Bella seems to have been labelled as this a lot. And yet, the same people, who label her as a Mary Sue will complain oh how Bella mistreats her friends, what a coward she is, how dependent on men she is, how silly she is, how whiny she is and the much used: She keeps droning on, and on about Edward!

How does this argument make sense? In one line the writer is stating how perfect she is, the other, how annoying and stupid she is.

Explain to me please?

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The *Kookiest* products from HP and Twilight

posted by woofbark

Okay, so HP and Twilight are good vitabu and movies. But, in order to make money, companies have made some rather.....dumb (or as I say, "Kooky," because it sounds better) products.
I'm not talking about the companion vitabu au the HP wands that actually shoot out a fog patronus at the tap of a button. The ones that I will be discussing will be listed below. I will tell the name of the project, 1-10 on the "Kookiness" (nice word, right?) scale (One meaning not kooky, 10 meaning it should be taken off the shelves). Then, I will give a brief description of the product and why it is so useless....

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The Secret Society of Sparkly Vampire Slayers

posted by woofbark

It was a gloomy night as the members of the Secret Society of Sparkly Vampire Slayers sat around the meza, jedwali and started the meeting.
"Okay, so our new target is a family of vampires." The leader said.
"Um...family?" Zenith, the female vampire slayer asked, straightening her long black hair.
"Yes," The leader said. "The vampire father, Edward, Bella, another vampire, and a recently born half-human half-vampire-"
Zenith leaned forward. "That's....impossible." Thunder boomed loudly outside, lightning lit up the dismal, gloomy, tomb of a room.
"What?"
"The half-human half-vampire. Impossible."
...

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Meyer Arrested: a fanfiction

posted by GemonkDruid

A/N: I just thought it would be an interesting subject, wewe know? And before wewe do anything, just to let wewe know, I FAIL at characterisation. So don't go all batshit on me if I get Hermione au anyone else wrong, 'kay?

Today, on the 17th of October, the court session for the famous "Meyer Case" was initiated. Stephenie Meyer, founder of Twilight, inc., the billion-dollar advertising company, was arrested on several charges, including: allegations of fraud charged kwa worldwide companies Feminism, inc., 3D pwns 2D, and Literature n Books; the murder of various brain cells; abuse and rape of thesarus,...

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Bellatrix vs Victoria: Who's the Better Villaness?

posted by PotterLambert93

I'm going to start doing makala like this because I think it's fun and I just wanna see who thinks one character is better than the other.

Before wewe guys start, let me tell wewe my opinion. I think that Bellatrix is the better villan because she's mean, crazy and cruel but also happens to have good fighting skills, even though I hate her for hurting Hermione. She's also not afraid [potterheads correct me if i'm wrong] to kill others. She pretty much has the ultimate personality and guts that Villaness's have.

Those are my opinions. Now... feel free to add yours!! Enjoy:)