Harry Potter = nyota Wars

1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. Wanyonya damu that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....

All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered wewe make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: guns and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. wewe silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that kobe, kasa hiding smugly inside of its shell:...

ok so I found this stupid person listing all the reasons why twilight is better than twilight. so I replied to every single one. and this is her picture:





1. Robert Pattinson, can wewe say HOT? And he's totally sexy when he sparkles!

So? Hotness has absolutely no correlation to uigizaji ability. He was also in Harry Potter first.


2. Taylor Lautner, I mean, have wewe SEEN those muscles?

NOT HOT. Strange nose, closed up eyes and no uigizaji ability. That is just my personal opinion. As I said, hotness has no correlation to uigizaji ability.

3. Kristen Stewart. An extremely talented and beautiful actress,...