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simpleplan XD

luv_warriorcatz haha

MarlenaLovett Snape PWNs xD

Matsy23 sirius oh lolz xD

xoDRAMIONEox I wonder if Mr. Filch and his cat have Facebook too!??XD

MarlenaLovett ^ xD

zanhar1 Win. I'd love to see Umbridge on Facebook!

xoDRAMIONEox yeah! that'd be totally cool! (Dolores Umbridge accepted your Friend Request) LOL!

nany5755 LOL!

Andressa_Weld Go Snape

vskparaimer Lol, Sirius is everywhere.

BlessedByNyx ho hoooh!!

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Why I dislike the Twilight trio

posted by RavenclawRocks

First of all, this is MY opinion. If wewe don't agree, that's fine. If wewe do, well great! So here I go.

Bella is a shallow bitch. Why? Well, Edward looks at Bella and thinks "she smells nice" Bella looks at Edward and thinks "OMG He's so hot!" So they're in love. Sorry, I mean they are in lust. It's not love! It's just they enjoy being in love. Bella would tarehe Santa Clause if he was hot!
And then there's the fact when Edward leaves Bella, she goes straight for Jacob who is the sekunde hottest guy in town after moping for four fricken months! I mean moping for 4 weeks is ok. But 4 months...
And...

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13 Ways to use Harry Potter to Annoy aTwilight shabiki

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit for the first 11 goes to mugglenet.com

11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...

1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter vitabu in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight sinema got him after the Harry Potter sinema were finished with him.

3. orodha other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that wewe think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally"...

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Anti-Twi? Anti-Potter?

posted by teamsalvatore98

Hello, everyone. It's me, teamsalvatore. (Salvy)

So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:

-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, wewe don't like yourself....

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 2

posted by luv_warriorcatz

hers ther link

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51. Your reason made no sense at all, I think wewe probably tried to say that it isnt that good

52. This is not a reason, this is just a bunch of harry potter people having dialouge

53. This person is not really saying anything except that they shouldn't be compared and the person just likes the book but she doesnt think that harry potter is better

54. They just dissed twilight and they don't think that harry potter is better

55. Ilike 5 different guys at the same time too: fred, lupin, harry, ron, arthur
anyways just b/c u lik the guys doesnt make it beter, wat do u mean fall in...

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Yet another Harry Potter vs. Twilight debate

posted by slytherinangel

Okay. I know what wewe are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight makala but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me orodha the reasons why children, teens and adults can upendo Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

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It's Lust, not upendo

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
Now, before I start uandishi about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

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Twilight Errors

posted by Sophia21

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the title to errors.

My apologise to Twilight mashabiki if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the vitabu like twice this mwezi and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole orodha on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction vitabu to be scientifically accurate. But if wewe plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

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Why i personally think Harry Potter is better.

posted by missdada15

Before wewe start kusoma please understand that this is all based on MY opinion and not everyone can think the same.If wewe are a Twilight shabiki wewe don't have to start a fight,just say wewe disagree and tell us why.

Before,i ilitumwa an makala from someone who made a few reasons on why Harry Potter is better but it got flamed(I'm guessing because it was too direct.) so i decidet to point out my main 5 reaons on why i think Harry Potter is better.

1.Harry Potter character are more..alive.

Harry Potter characters have so much personality,they are interesting because of it.I can tell wewe so much about...

The Debate Article......

posted by woofbark

Okay, I'm going to give reasons why each book is better in this article. Then, comment, argue/contradict my points, and start a reasonable debate (not a fight) on the maoni board, please!
PRO TWILIGHT
I'm not a big Twilight fan, but I can try to come up with some reasons:
1.Bella's emotions are described in depth, leaving no area unexplored. We know exactly how she feels at every second, whether she is gazing at Edward au making noodles. (this could also be a drawback-you can't have a story be completely emotion and no story)
2.Love? Well, Edward and Bella are in a relationship where they...

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Harry and Cho- A brief history.

posted by FredWRules

-harry’s hormones went overdrive when he saw this spankin’ hot qurl from the ravenclaw quidditch team.

-being the teenage boy he is, he didn’t make a songesha until it was the yule ball and it turns out that this d00d cedric asked her out.

-then this d00d died and cho was all “bawwww cedric” but somehow she managed to get over all that because of harry’s eternal glory the strategically placed mistletoe. so they kissed.

-then they dated on valentine’s siku in hogsmeade and cho wanted to be all “baww cedric” in front of harry. but harry, being the hormone-driven infatuated teenager he is, was all ears.

-then it ended when harry alisema he was meeting hermione, because apparently cho’s the only one allowed to talk about someone else in their relationship.

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Harry Potter characters

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Dumbledore Owns

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Wanyonya damu upendo Twilight

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Source: Once again, another pic I found in the C.A.T. spot

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Harry potter maswali and possible plot holes.

posted by goodtimes

I made a orodha of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If wewe can give explanation answering the maswali ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky swali because there are a lot of makala about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter mashabiki respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell wewe which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.

1. Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...

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96 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks

posted by BedIntruder

95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion kwa BedIntruder ilitumwa 4 hours zamani

1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides kwa calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies kwa uandishi about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The vitabu aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken kwa the end of the...

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Why Twilight Is Better Than Harry Potter!!

posted by edwardsgurl2012

(i have edited this makala so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell wewe why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are kusoma that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child salama book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 mwaka old...

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Why Twilight is better than Harry Potter

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harry and draco

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 4

posted by luv_warriorcatz

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that wewe arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and wewe will upendo it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to wewe that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe wewe didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. au maybe wewe didnt read...