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simpleplan XD

luv_warriorcatz haha

MarlenaLovett Snape PWNs xD

Matsy23 sirius oh lolz xD

xoDRAMIONEox I wonder if Mr. Filch and his cat have Facebook too!??XD

MarlenaLovett ^ xD

zanhar1 Win. I'd love to see Umbridge on Facebook!

xoDRAMIONEox yeah! that'd be totally cool! (Dolores Umbridge accepted your Friend Request) LOL!

nany5755 LOL!

Andressa_Weld Go Snape

vskparaimer Lol, Sirius is everywhere.

BlessedByNyx ho hoooh!!

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My honest opinion of Twilight

posted by KateKicksAss

I first found out about the Twilight novels about four years ago. I was at an event with a raffle, and I’d acquired several raffle tickets, and was looking through the raffle items. I came across copies of Twilight and Eclipse that were being raffled off. I’d never head of the Twilight Series before, as this was before they’d become really popular, and I loved reading, so I put my tickets into the raffle for Twilight.
I wasn’t really surprised when I won, since I’d put three tickets in, and only a few other people had entered.
I got nyumbani and began kusoma Twilight, and then when I was...

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Just remembered an makala about a bet.

posted by sofiacalista

A few years back I read an makala about Robert Pattinson and Rupert Grint and a bet.

Actually it's about what the loser got to do when they lose the bet rather than the bet itself(it was never really mentioned,anyway).

Here's what the makala says:

Despite the chilly weather, we got to chat with Rupert while he waited for some friends. hivi karibuni reports about this famous redhead stripping down for his upcoming film "Cherrybomb" had Rupert grinning, "No, actually it was really cool, even though that was a very intense kind of scary moment. I was nervous but everything came out great."

We quickly asked...

Harry Potter is the cure to a Twilight addiction.

posted by 11Anime_Fool

So, wewe like Harry Potter? What about Twilight?
I've read (and watched) them both.
When I was twelve I picked up a paper back cover of "Twilight" at the airport for something to read on my plane ride home. I did become quite infatuated with the series, tearing through the second, third and fourth books. I went on this shabiki club on my old account (which I have long since abandoned) and talked trash about Harry Potter, and talked about how wonderful Twilight was. I talked about Twilight like it was my Bible, and mocked Harry Potter (which I knew inayofuata to nothing about). However, when I was thirteen,...

Dumbledore???

posted by spongebob105

Did wewe ever think that dumbledore was useing harry potter? Well he did! As wewe can see in snape's thoughts that he did. Dumbledore alisema that he was like a pig up for slauter! I mean who is mean to say that au act twards that person. WELL HE DID!

He doesn't realy think about what would he feel if he was steping into his shoes. I mean come on. He thinks he so COOL that he has the elder wand. HE'S A NORMAL PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Well now getting back to the subject. Dumbledore is a MEAN person so if wewe want to find out your self then go to chapter that says "Snape's Memories"
-Spongebob105

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Arthur Weasley vs Charlie Swan: Who's the better Father Figure?

posted by PotterLambert93

Arthur Weasley: Father of 7 kids, loves his wife Molly, works hard to make ends meet and never seen lying around the house like some Husbands, although low-income, he continues to be positive and happy about life, loyal, jokes around sometimes, there for his children, offers to be a father figure to Harry, never gives up, and [on a side-note] very accepting of others. He also gives advice as well and doesn't let enemies get him down.

Charlie Swan: Has only 1 daughter, divorced and never thought on dating anyone else, when he's not working he either hunts au sits all siku drinking bia and watching...

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30 Things That Would Make the Harry Potter Series Better

posted by youknowit101

This is purely my opinion. NOTE: A lot of these are jokes.

1. Hermione should become an anti-feminist

2. Harry should have killed Dobby in book 2

3. Trixy's torture should have left permanently disfiguring scars

4. Hermione should have bigger flaws. Something zaidi that being kind of bossy

5. vampires

6. The United States of America

7. Ginny becomes a prostitute, as nature would have it.

8. Ron died playing chess

9. Dumbledore gets killed kwa a unicorn

10. Harry's scar was on the inside of his wrist.

11. The chokoleti shouldn't be alive

12. They listened to music

13. They drive cars

14. Kristen Stewart should...

reasons why twilight is better the harry potter

posted by luv_warriorcatz

1. Twilight has zaidi deph to their plot
2. The harry potter characters are mary-sues
3. The harry potteR characters are sparkly wizards
4. The characters in twilight matured while harry potter characters didnt
5. twilight has a theme park based on them
6. smeyer created a world while j k rowling created a book
7. twilight is aimed for people of all ages while harry potter is aimed for teenage girls
8. The war in harry potter was anti-climatic
9. twilight is about upendo and friendship while harry potter focuses on how to get a boyfriend
10. even daniel radcliffe says that he didnt like the character he...

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FOTM December- Interview with KatiiCullen94

posted by GemonkDruid

She's pro-Twilight!

So yes... this is the interview I did with KatiiCullen94... enjoy! I added a few pics as well.

Her inayopendelewa character: Jacob Black

1) What is your reaction for winning FOTM?

Well, I'm awfully surprised, and Happy. I've never won au parcipated in something like this. Like I'm responsible for the FOTM for the Kristen Stewart Club, but I'm the Interviewer not the other way round. I diddn't think I was even nominated :)

2) Tell us about yourself.

Well, My name is Kaitlyn. But my nickmane is Keppie (K-Kaitlyn, E- Elizabeth, PP-Pead, IE- Cause it's cute)
I'm 16, And I'm Australian. That's the basics....

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One way Twilight SHOULD have gone

posted by KateKicksAss

**If Twilight HAD gone this way, we wouldn't have gotten past book one!**

Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's zaidi to life than hot guys. au guys in general.

Bella: Oh, look, i'm really maarufu for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people au treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.

Edward: I upendo wewe Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?

Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.

Bella: Okay, you're nice...

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Dear rabid mashabiki

posted by Aquilia

Oh do wewe not see, the language so cruciated,
kwa your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do wewe believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then wewe are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.

Don't wewe see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do wewe not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope wewe hear, I must hope wewe see.
But I think, wewe only see your vanity.

Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...

Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid shabiki in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...

Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade

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Reasons why wewe dislike Twilight

posted by Drisina

Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a shabiki of both.But if wewe would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do wewe dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the Wanyonya damu there sparkle , like this Twilight mashabiki could just say 'because Harry has a scar' au 'because they go to a school of magic' au 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so wewe can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask wewe nicely and be thankful if wewe could tell me why wewe don't like it at all/hate it.

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Letter to Smeyer/ Anti-Twilight makala

posted by DracoLuver

Dear Stephenie Meyer,
First I would like to thank wewe for taking the time to read my letter. It means a lot to me. In this letter, I would like to explain why I do not like the Twilight series and how it did have room for improvment.
The main problem I had with the series is how Bella and Edward's upendo is shown to be ideal, when in fact, it's unhealthy. Throughout the books, we do not get any insight on their hobbies and likes/dislikes. The problem with this is that we do not know if Edward au Bella share any common interests to be considered perfect for each other. In fact, they only had...

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All Twihards- PLEASE READ!

posted by GemonkDruid

Twilight fans, this is a debate spot. So DEBATE. There are a few issues I see at this spot concerning wewe guys:

- Saying it's better because Edward/Jacob is hot

Okay, those kind of arguments are instantly invalid, coz beauty is subjective and depends on one's perspective. Also, can wewe actually SEE what they look like in the book series? Nope. And the inside of the person is what really counts.

- Saying it's better coz it's a upendo story

What Bella and Edward have is not love, it's infatuation. They only like each other because of how the other person looks like/smells. They never chit-chat like...

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Me and my friends' fanfic part 1 of many

posted by emilyroxx

When me and my friend Fiona were in the sixth grade, we decided to write a fanfiction about the Twilight characters going to Hogwarts. (We were both major Twilight mashabiki then.) I wasn't the best writer in those days, so the beginning of the fanfic isn't great, but it gets better as we go along.
You'll notice that our seprate entries can get a bit confusing at times, and that's because we were uandishi kwa e-mail because she lives six hours away from me, and we were just making it up as we went along. Fiona is uandishi about the character Peace, and I am using the character that I use for EVERYTHING,...

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Cha-ching!

posted by HecateA

So lately I've been thinking of the Cullens and how damn rich they are. And then I stop and go, wait a minute, how is that possible?

So I am going to compare the Cullen expenses and the average normal-people expenses in this chart.

Expense Normal People The Cullens

-Food X X*
-Clothing X X*
-Shelter X X
-Gas X X
-Inssurance X
-Electricity X X
-Running water X ?*
-Heating/cooling X
-School supplies X X
-Blood X
-At nyumbani
Medical supplies
and medicine X X*
-Private island X*
and its maintenance X
-Cottage au
campground, etc X
-Travel expenses X X*
-Cell phones X X
-Useless Twilight
merchandise X
-Lunch money...

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Wizards Vs Wanyonya damu

posted by rangarajvignesh

The World is flat!
Well, I know wewe swali my sanity, now. Obviously, the world is round and that’s a proven fact, from the moment Galileo stepped out of his ship. And now, there’s a swali again. Is the World really round? I hate that word, really. The word which gives rise to a lot of maswali and seeks for explanations.
‘Imagination is zaidi important than knowledge,’ alisema a wise man once. And, it’s true. Well, wewe need not be aware of the complications of four-dimensional space fabric to accept this theory. What all wewe need to...

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what i think of bella swan-1

posted by emilykuru

BELLA swan _ part 1

Ummm…. What can i say about her………….er…….nothing interesting but i can onyesha u guys why she spoils the story

1.she is a hopeless char.she degrades herself,

2.she is stupid 2 leave her mom and come to forks when she begs her 2 comeback.

ok! if u guys say that it was because of the upendo for renee then it is totally wrong.

which daughter who loved her mom so much as to go 2 the place which she considers
hell just for her moms happiness would forget all about renee when jumping off a cliff to hear edwards voice.
doesnt she always worry in the story that she has...

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HPbest's anti story!

posted by harrypotterbest

There is, in the world, a girl called Z-----. zaidi commonly known on this website as Best, that is the name that shall be used for this anti story.
Now, when best was 11 years old, she had read all the Harry Potter books, and loved them. I’m talking about waiting for her Hogwarts acceptance letter to come and carving wands. She truly loved the series. In 2009, she went to a wedding. Her aunt there had read the Harry Potter books, except for the last one. She also had a cousin there, who was a huge shabiki of Twilight. Now, at that time, best hadn’t read Twilight. Her aunt was also a huge fan...

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The Final Battle: Part 3

posted by harrypotterbest

As Edward and Harry settled the final means of the battle, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny had a talk.
“Who wrote this rubbish?” asked Ron. “Sparkle in the sun, battle with debate, they don’t even drink proper blood!”
Hermione, as usual, was the one to answer. “Ron, everyone knows Stephanie Meyer wrote this ‘rubbish.’ She’s not a very good writer, according to The Daily Prophet, and for once I agree with them,” Hermione rolled her eyes. “At least OUR writer, the brilliant J K Rowling, didn’t make US sparkle in the sun. What nonsense!”
“Do wewe know where this Meyer person...

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Thorough Look as to Why Harry Potter is Better.

posted by MarauderForever

I'm tired of repeating myself and other HP mashabiki repeating themselves constantly so here is my opinion on why Harry Potter is better. So wewe don't think I'm being biased, let me tell you: I read Harry Potter when I was 5 and have been a shabiki since (and that shuts down the maoni that little kids can't read it kwa the way) and when I was 13, I read Twilight (before the bandwagon) and loved it. Then just recently, I got off the Twilight High. So I know how it is to have liked Twilight and to like Harry Potter.

First, we can look at the authors. JK Rowling is the epitome of Rag to Riches. She started...