"At some point we stopped wanting to slay Wanyonya damu and started wanting to, ya know, brush our fingers across their glimmering torsos until our tender womanhood aches with the temptation." Credit: Cracked.com
Now, look at this description PLEEEASEE: I'm NOT trying to bash Twilight fans. I'm going to try and add the HP version too, but if it's already added then PLEASE don't hate me. Remember, I didn't make the video.