Chapter 6: mwezi 8

"It's true..."
"No it's not baby...."
"It's true and wewe damn well know it..."
"Baby I'm so fucking serious when I say it's not true....."
"Ugh,you're such a fucking liar...." Konan alisema looking at herself in the mirror.nagato looked at her as he sat up in their shared bed."baby I would never lie to you,you're the most the most beautiful woman on this fucking earth and I upendo wewe to death...." he alisema walking over and hugging her."you really think I'm still pretty......even though I look like a freakin beached whale....and I just snapped at you....." she choked as tears fell from...

Chpt 3: mwezi 6

"I no wanna ga watashi no sekushīna kemono to sekkusu shite iru...." Konan alisema smiling seductively as she sat on her lover's lap.nagato blushed."I don't think we can do that without hurting our little boy at this point...." he alisema playing with his ear."kay fine....meanie....ugh,I've got stretch marks on my belly.....that makes me fat....." she alisema pouting and poking her belly."aw your not fat.....you're bearing our son is all that doesn't make wewe fat...." he alisema kissing her on the cheek."yes it does,I feel like an obese whale...." she alisema snuggling deep in his chest."aww...

Chpt 15: nagato and Naruto vs madara uchiha!!

Naruto jumped out of the way as a trail of paper bombs flew at him.one attached to his flame patterned sage koti, jacket and he threw it off just as his sage mode deactivated."nii-san!!" Nagato shouted as his brother rolled inayofuata to him.they had scars and dirt all over their bodies."damnit,LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE wewe BASTARD!!!" nagato shouted running at him and throwing a punch.tobi jumped out of the way just as the ngumi, punch neared his face.he landed behind the red head and grabbed him kwa the hair,pulling him into the ground and smashing him into it."agh!!"...

Chpt. 5: mwezi 6

"So wewe guys are leaving tomorrow?" Konan asked rubbing the rubbing alcohol on the wound on nagato's cheek."yeah,dad says we have to leave at 2:00 AM so we can get there early....ITAI KONAN-CHAN THAT STINGS!!!" Nagato shouted."oh,um sorry naga-kun....I'm still kinda new at this medical nin thing...." she alisema putting a band-aid over the scratch on his cheek."sorry again for scratching wewe with my kunai naga-kun....you shouldn't have snuck up on me on the training field like that....I thought wewe were one of those hidden wingu nin...." itachi alisema patting his friend on the head."yeah...

Chpt 9: lovers
*1 mwezi later*
"I-i need a sandwich...." nagato alisema arm in arm around each other as they walked home."dude y-you're so fucking w-wasted" itachi said."i-i need to piss...." nagato alisema unzipping his pants and peeing in the middle of the road."ah d-dude that's nasty shit.....I d-dont wanna see that sh-shit..." itachi alisema looking away.he covered his mouth as a wave of neasua hit him.puke splattered all over the dirt road."ah dude th-thats...." nagato did the same as his friend.wait,wait.....here's what happened originally.....

*10 dakika earlier*
"Ick,dude this water tastes weird...."...

Chpt 5: a hero returns!!
*1 week later*

"Haha!! I'm finally back home!!" Naruto shouted running down the mitaani, mtaa of his nyumbani village.he bumped into someone."ooww....hey why dontcha watch where you're goi-" he stopped as soon as he saw the face."NARUTO!!" "SAKURA-CHAN!!" The teenagers shouted hugging each other."I missed wewe soo much...." sakura alisema as tears ran down her eyes."aww just like when I first left...don't cry sakura-chan...." Naruto alisema wiping her tears with his thumb and kissing her on the cheek."*sniffle* I just missed my boyfriend...." she alisema kissing him back."aw I missed you...

Chapter 20: something happened to sasuke.....
*3 yrs later*

"Come on,one kiss?"
"Nope..."
"PLEASE Konan we haven't done anything all day..."
"Well I don't WANT to do anything...."
"Well maybe wewe can kiss ME..."
"-_-' itachi,stay the hell away from my woman...." nagato alisema hugging his girlfriend close."I'm not YOURS I'm my own freakin person nagato...." Konan alisema pushing him off."but you've been a good boy today sooo...." she kissed him softly on the lips."arigato....see,was that so hard?" Nagato asked when his brother rushed in the hotel room."guys,sasuke's-" "oh hujambo Naruto how'd the chuninn exam...

Chapter 4: mwezi 5
(A/N: I had no ideas for mwezi 4 so I did a mwezi time skip....)
Nagato,kushina and minato walked down the mitaani, mtaa towards the hospital.nagato sucked on a red popsicle as they walked."well nagato we finally get to see what the baby is...are wewe excited?" Minato asked with his arm slinked around kushina's shoulder."uh-huh,I really want a little brother....we can play video games and go out for ramen, mashua together....." he alisema fixing his fireman hat so the sun wouldn't burn his face (A/N: ok,so in America we have red hard hats,but in Japan they have dark blue baseball caps...isn't...

Chpt 2: mwezi 5

"Oh my God nagato come quick!!" Konan called from in the bathroom.he had ramen, mashua sauce on his mouth but he wiped it off."what's wrong,does your back ache again?" Nagato asked worriedly."no,he's kicking!!" Konan exclaimed happily."really!?! Awsome!!" Nagato kneeled down and put a hand on her belly."that's so cool...now I know how my dad felt when my mom had me and naruto..." nagato alisema taking his hand away."he stopped....he can sense what his mommy feels cuz when his daddy talks he gets butterflies too...." Konan alisema rubbing her belly."r-really? He gets happy when he hears my...

Chapter 1: 3 yrs later.....

"That was awsome...." nagato alisema lying back in bed."yeah it was...." Konan alisema lying inayofuata to him.

*1 week later*

"Just one kiss?" Nagato begged as him and his girlfriend sat on the couch.she suddenly covered her mouth and ran to the bathroom."is kissing me that bad of an idea all of a sudden?" He alisema with a pout.he got up and walked to the bathroom."hey.....you ok?" He asked."no..my belly hurts...." she said."aww my poor wittle girl has a belly ache...." nagato alisema kneeling down and hugging her."yeah....now let go cuz your wittle girl has to puke again......" he...

Chapter 2: mwezi 2

Itachi,Kisame,Konan,and nagato sat outside eating their popsicles."hey,itachi-kun,nagato-san I heard your mom's were gonna have babies....do they know what they are yet?" Konan asked as she put her purple popsicle in her mouth."well,my dad says we have to wait till my mommy's tummy is bigger till we get to know...." itachi alisema licking his red popsicle."that's what my dad alisema too but I just hope I get a brother...." nagato alisema sucking on his red popsicle."see,this is why we're best friends....high five bro..." itachi alisema high fiving nagato."what's wrong with sisters?" Konan...

Chapter 7: shinji arrives
*one mwezi and 13 hrs later*

"He's adorable....." itachi alisema with his arm around eiko as she held her sleeping daughter close."yeah what do wewe wewe expect,it's my sister's son....." sakura said."hey,he's my son too...." nagato alisema pouting."aww I know nii-chan...." Naruto alisema patting his brother's back."hehe,thanks nii-san...." nagato said."you have zaidi energy than itachi....but that's to be expected from an uzumaki....." eiko said."ehhhh? What about your little uchiha?" Itachi alisema kissing her cheek."which one,tomoko uchiha au you?" She asked smirking."haha,you failed...

Chpt 11: the uzumaki boys

*9 yrs later,nagato=15 yrs old,naruto=9 yrs old....*

Nagato was now 15 yrs old,riding his bike down the mitaani, mtaa to deliver his paper route."god I can't wait till I can quit this stupid job....but Naruto needs chakula and clothes....and I can't afford to loose the apartment again...." nagato mumbled as he threw papers at the nearby houses.it was 7 AM and nagato was very tired.he was wearing blue jeans with holes in the knees and a camouflage shati with a dog tag mkufu around his neck and worn black chuck taylor's and a black hoodie to go on juu of it all.he had three zits...

Chapter 8: I don't wanna grow up

*14 yrs ago*
This is who I am and this is who I am and this is what I like, GC, Sum and Blink and Mxpx rocking my room
"Hey nagato I...oh my god....." minato alisema stopping in his tracks."hey dad,like my new look? I look like a rock nyota huh?" Nagato said.he had black marker scribbled all over his face and half his hair was gone."hehe....baby...." he alisema slowly walking away.

If you're lookin for me I'll be at the show, I could never find a better place to go...
Until the siku I die I promise I won't change,so ya better give up

"Nagato,can wewe not go one siku without...

Chpt 23: my friend itachi uchiha: one crazy bastard....

*ame: nagato,konan, and itachi's apartment*

Nagato,itachi and konan had been ordered to go on a mission for the land of rain.due to lack of soldiers,they had to go on the front lines..."promise you'll come back nagato?" Naruto alisema wiping the tears from his face.nagato smiled gently at his brother's concern for him."yeah bro,I promise I'll be back....." the older brother told the smaller boy."kay....I upendo you...." Naruto alisema hugging his brother."I upendo wewe too bro....I'll see wewe soon ok? Take good care of sakura ok?" He said.naruto blushed...

Chpt 3: mwezi 3

"Dad why do we have to get up so early for errands? I'm sleepy...." nagato alisema putting on his little grey beater and white mpira wa kikapu shorts with his inayopendelewa hat: a moto machungwa, chungwa baseball hat with the uzumaki crest in the middle."I know son its hard for wewe to wake up at 4:00 AM like this but we've got lots to do...." he picked up nagato."hehehe ok...oh,wait dad put me down..." nagato ran back upstairs to grab a special backpack that cuddles could ride in safely."come 'ere cuddles..." nagato whispered.the cat heard its friend's voice and hopped in the backpack."ok minato-kun...