This is inspired kwa the "Happy Science Birthday" song from my 7th grade science teacher, Dr. Mesmer. Copyright 2010. xD



Happy birrrrthday,

Happy birrrrthday,

Tardis ships fill the air,

Spike bots and sex sharks everywhere,

Cheerios and robots hooking up,

I can't find anything that rhymes with up,

And fits with the soooong,

With the soooong,

Now that Spike belongs with me,

wewe can have him let me see,

For this one daaaay,

For this one daaaay,

He likes his pigs blood at nine,

And that hair it has to shine,

So take caaare,

So take caaare,

I expect him back ASAP,

But I'm being generous don't wewe see,

Because I upendo yoooou,

Because I upendo yoooou,

I hope this made your day,

Now I need to go away,

So happy birrrrthday,

Happy birrrrthday!