stumbled upon this on www.stumbleupon.com :) it's quite hilarious


love CB( Cutthroat Bitch)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Just in case wewe need some uandishi inspiration. Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each mwaka to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year’s winners:

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a mduara, duara that had its two sides gently compressed kwa a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances...

Here it comes!!! My big wedding day! xDDDD
Oh, Cami and I consulted, and she let me involve the FCWE in this crazy makala too!
You are all invited to my wedding and the after party! wewe know I like vodka xDDDDDD

oh, and just to make clear, I am marrying:
UMS promo, Huddy promo, last 10 dakika of UMS, Billy and Charlie (Hugh's sons)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hope wewe enjoy my crazy wedding! XDDD I know I did! xDDDDDD



“Where are my pearls? My pearls?” Hilly screamed at her wedding assistant. The young bride was about to get married in less than 12 hours and she didn’t know where her pearls were!...

Ok, so lets face it. This have gone out of control.
We have so many nicknames that we confuse all new mashabiki that come on here!! :DDDDDDD
How many times have wewe scratched your head when wewe came up on unknown nickname? When I was a newbie here, I got that all the time! So lets make it all easier for our new mashabiki and put all the nicknames here. (Well not all, that's not possible xDDD). SO I'm gonna start with uandishi the ones I know and wewe feel free to add zaidi in maoni and I'll include them too :)))


Ali- x5mp1xp1nx22x
AP- ApplePie
B- blaukat
B- could also refer to Biathine,
BB- babybell, often...

Author's Note: I've seen a lot of these games for different fandoms where wewe go into your muziki player, put it on shuffle and write a story using the song that comes on. I tried doing that for House a few times but it never really worked, I ended up uandishi stories about random, nameless characters. I've saved them up for a couple months and I write new ones every now and then, this is one of the better ones. And I know I have strange taste in music, wewe don't have to tell me XD

Inspired by: Make Some Noise, Hannah Montana

I was sitting in a cold, dark room crying, over what I can’t even remember,...

‘And the Oscar goes to...’ Tries to joke House.
She walks nervous across the room. Wilson sighs and looks at the test. ‘Lisa... wewe are... not pregnant.’
‘Oh God...’ Sighs she relieved, but actually she doesn’t know if that’s what she wanted to hear. Lisa doesn’t know if she has to feel happy au sad, she feels confused, but she guesses that that’s the best way for everybody.
‘False alarm then...’ House sighs and she smiles slightly.
‘Yes...’
Wilson sees her looking at the floor and touches her shoulder. ‘I’m sorry, Lisa...’
She shakes her head. ‘Sorry? I already...

In the morning, Lisa gets dressed and goes to William’s room. He puts on his T-shirt and they go down to the cafeteria to have breakfast. After that, Will and Lisa go to the bus to go sightseeing with the rest of their colleages. Greg runs before the bus leaves. William sees him and thinks: “Damn it... he’s a pain in the ass.” Before Greg can see them, Will kisses her girlfriend, so she can’t see him either. They get off the bus and get to the Louvre Museum. When they’re about to come in, Greg sees them and approaches. ‘Wow, what a conincidence!!’
‘Yes... how are wewe man?’...

When they get to France, they go to the hotel kwa bus and get to their respective rooms. When Lisa finishes putting her things on the wardrobe, goes to William’s room. Greg opens the door in order to go out, then he sees that Lisa is knocking nextdoors, what means that that’s William’s room, and he thinks to himself: “Great, the best neightbour I could have...” ‘Hey...’
Lisa sees him and thinks to herself: “Damn it, why does he always have to be around?” ‘Hi...’
‘Come in, it’s open.’ Says William from inside.
‘Have fun, I’ll see wewe later.’ Says her to Greg before...

They go for a walk inside the hotel and sit in a hall near the kitchen, where it seems to be the coolest place of Italy. Cuddy leans on the ukuta feeling the air conditioning on her face. ‘Well, tell me. Got any hobby that you’ve been hidden all these years?’
‘Yeah, I'm a drag Queen at weekends.’
‘I knew it! A friend told me he saw wewe one night.’
‘Yes, I have a lot of fans, my nickname is Springtime!!’
She chuckles. ‘Someday I'll go to see you. A private pass for me.’
‘Sure.’ He winks and stares at her. ‘By the way, when are we going back to New Jersey??’
‘We've been...