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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Zim:FanGirl Uhhh
Zim:FanGirl Uhhh
Mrs.Bitters:Good Morning Everyon..*RING RING*

Mrs.Bitters:HELLO! Uhhuhuh Wht another OnE!

Mrs.Bitters:*Call Ended* Class There's A New Student And Her Name Is...


Zim:Me! upendo U! PHHH! NO I upendo Some One Else

Dib:Which Is Me! <3


Zim:Let Go! Puny Human!!!!

Kary:NO!!! CUZ U upendo ME!!



Zim:Sure..WHT! NO!!

Kary:Ok Zimmy Well We Will Have Our tarehe At Lunch! <33 upendo Ya!

Zim:WHT NO!!...
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posted by InvaderCynder
 welcome to Skool
welcome to Skool
"welcome,"yelled the red tallest,"to operation take over!" it was a mwaka before impending doom 2. this was a secret operation on a different planet than the assembly for impending doom. i was pretty small, but i knew i had to be an invader whether wanted au not! luckily, i was a chosen invader kwa the tallest. they assigned me too a planet called "earth." it took 6 months too get there, but i made it! unfortunately, i didn't know that in 6 months impending doom would start. when it did, i finally started Skool.i saw a young boy with a green head, no ears, and no nose."another irken?" i thought....
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posted by Irkans
I left the room and ZIM left me thinking, “Who is the Irkan Princess?”
He and the Tallest never mentioned anything about a princess, in fact nobody has.
I went over to my new apartment the Tallest got for me which was down the hall from the Tallest. I walked in and it was huge, bigger than a regular house. It made me wonder how big the Tallest’s apartment was. Someone was knocking on my door so I walked over to answer it.
“Greetings”, alisema the Tallest.
I bowed and said, “Greetings my Tallest” They invited me to their apartment and I was right about it being bigger than mine.
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posted by RealCosmic
A/N- saichanlovestoad does not own Invader Zim and she isnt not making any money off this fic.

This is an Mpreg slash fic. wewe don't like, don't read. I personally like it. There are several crack pairings in this one as well, including Tallest/Zim, Skoodge/Zim, Sizz-Lorr/Zim, and others. The main pairing is ZADR, though. This story also comes with warnings: Oral sex, fisting (sexual term for shoving knuckle into privates), strong language, graphic detail, repeated Mpreg, nonconsenual sex (ie-rape), fetishism, and use of toys. Any other warnings will be added on later. No flames. You've been...
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posted by DMhello
Camping Trip- Zim`s P.O.V.
This is a sequel to "Return of the Shadow Hog"

I was in my house making chajio, chakula cha jioni for myself; I was in a short sleeved white blouse and my usual black pants and nothing else, with the exception of my wig and lens. I was putting the finishing touches on my shougayaki (grilled pork with ginger) I could now have thanks to Gaz, she gave me some of her antidote she invented when she first came to this planet, now I could eat whatever I wanted. There was a knock on the door and I reluctantly went to the door. When I opened the door I found Dib
Zim: "oh nyasi, nyasi kavu Dib, what are you...
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posted by zagrfreak94
A wonderful nightmare

There was darkness that bounded around Zim, he walk knowing it would lead him nowhere. He couldn't help but feel that someone was watching him, he felt fear and uneasy as he heard someone titter.

"Who's there?"He asked, trying to keep his voice livid and rough. No one answered.

"Show yourself pitiful creature of darkness, au suffer the raft, slab of the Almighty Z-,"Zim was then interrupted kwa the same titter he heard earlier, It was longer and zaidi uncontrollably. But then it stopped and was replaced with a low and dangerous growl.

"Oh shut up."It said. "I'm in a good mood...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 upendo Zadr
Love Zadr
Gaz:Grrrr!!!! Tak:Same Here....Gaz:Ur Mad Too Tak:Well I'm Mad At Dib Gaz:Why????Tak:CUZ!!! HE BREAK MY FREAKIN HEART!!!!!! Gaz:Wow!! Tht Happen Tht To Me Too Zim Broke My Heart!!!!!!!!! Tak:If Dib Broke My moyo Gaz:And If Zim Broke My Heart......Gaz ANd Tak :Oh No Not Again!!! *Mean While* Gir:Master Can I Ask U A swali Zim:WHT Is It Gir??Gir:Why Did U Broke Gaz's moyo <3 Zim:*Blushes Really Hard*Ummm........NON OF UR BUSSINES Gir:WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zim:FINE!! Becuz I Like ....Umm...My.....Enemy. Gir:Which One?!?!?!? Zim:D...i....b Gir:AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
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posted by SweetSponge
*Gir stares at Dana in dis belief*
Gir: i....i thougt wewe luved*a tear rolls down his cheek*
*gir backs up in a corner*
*then he runs out the door crying*
*as GIR walks thoughs flow head*
Gir: (talks to himself)*sniff sniff* i should have been nicer to cupcake *sniff*
Gir: but now, *sniff* shes all asploded
Gir: WHHHHHHYYYYYYY??!!!*cries hysterically*
*flies off*
Sasha: Kil! stop bein a perv!!*nudges him*
*kad and Zim laugh*
Kil: what? *laughs a little himself*
Kad: hey, wheres Gir?
Zim: Gir's missing?
Kil: gggiirr!
Kad: oh no, hes- hes gone!!
Sasha: we need to go...
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posted by iPsychic
'The Angry Monkey Show's starting!!' yelled GIR who took off his dog suit and sat down in front of the TV. Appearing on the screen, was the Angry Monkey.
'I LIKE MONKEYS!' he yelled at the screen. GIR looked up to see his leader, Zim, staring down at him.
'Gir... I... am... trying... TO CONCENTRATE! I'm thinking of ways to get rid of that Dib-Human!' hissed Zim. 'Also, keep it down! The whole world doesn't need to know what you're watching!'
'...What?' asked Gir.
'Ugh, sometimes I wish I knew what was going on in Gir's mind!' Zim grunted.
'I do too!' GIR shouted.

*Inside Gir's Mind*

'Hey! I thought...
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posted by InvaderCynder
I woke up early and got everything ready. i washed and blow dried and de-frizzed my wig,got it into a ballerina bun, and hair sprayed it so it would stay in place ad still be shiny and beautiful. I made me contacts sparkle in any amount of light that hits it. i put on my contacts and Ironed my dress so that it was wrinkle free and then i sprayed it with glitter powder in an air compressed can so that it sparkled.i put it on carefully, then id the same with my koti, jacket and my White gloves. I put on my eyeshadow and lip gloss and finally my wig. i decided to take a black hand bag with me so i...
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posted by zim123456
again,i can't sleep and i have to take a exam. in the morning but that wasn't it,i feel i wasn't in this world anymore but i push the feeling away and turn on the tv i was watching invader zim.yeah a college girl watching a cartoon but i was a fangirl of zim.

i feel of triedness i turn off the tv and go to kitanda went to sleep.

i woke up i push myself out of kitanda it felt diff. in the house i got dress and walk around the house i don't see my parents au my cat name new york.

i went outside and i went to school it spell skool "ah crap" i ran to my house and hear a knock on the door.

"you need to report...
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ok, I havn't done anything in a while,so heres a little action for you-or your OC-and Zim.if wewe dont like smexy-ness with Zim, then dont read.

Your sitting in your room, on your bed, muziki from your computer on full blast(you choose the song). Your hair is in your face; your eyes wet with tears. A phone is in your hands. sekunde before this moment wewe were having a conversation with your boyfriend, and he was making wewe laugh, like he always has. Just as wewe thought he was going to ask wewe to go to the movies, au come over to his house... he dumped you. Then to...
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posted by zagrfreak94
"Now that there are no humans present to hear me, May I ask why are wewe suddenly interested in Zim?" he asked without making eye contact with her.

"I already told wewe Zim, I just thought it would be interesting to know what Aliens like wewe do differently from us humans" Gaz alisema and she continued to read the paper.

"Gaz Membrane is finally fascinated in Aliens, the inayofuata thing I will hear from wewe is that wewe want to be a paranormal investigator. I guess Zim has just found Dib's perfect assistant. "Zim teased.

"Hey just bacause I find wewe ALIENS interesting does not mean I'll become Dib's clone...
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I wrote this myself, a lot of inspiration is included in it, and try to find the three secrets in this part! i dont know how many parts there will be, but this is a lot for a part one, i guess. tell me what wewe think please!

    Hiding. Running. I've been doing those things for so long; it's hard to believe that I know anything else besides those to verbs. If wewe don't already know this, my name is Dib. I am one of the four humans that escaped the Irkan invasion. The takeover happened about twenty years ago. Other than the time I spend running from the local alien bandits,...
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posted by woowie
I was asked to spread the word kwa a certain someone that Zim will be returning for a month! He will only air in March.

[Note from woowie]
People with Verizon Fios TV, don't go searching. I have Fios, and I searched. They have NOT alisema anything about Zim's return yet. Keep your eyes peeled, though. They may say something soon! I'm sorry people with Comcast, au anything else, but I'm not sure.

Enjoy this little thing I put together for wewe guys for now!

Kat: Zim, I wanna cookie!

Zim: Ask nicely.

Kat: Fine! Zim, can I please have a cookie?

Zim: No.

Kat: But why?

Zim: Kat, aren't wewe allergic to
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posted by Invader-Tak
Invader Jade

It was 12:15. Just past midnight. I was watching my favourite TV onyesha 'Invader Zim'.
I really upendo that show. Couldn't miss an episode!
How exciting would it be to actually be an Irken? I tremble with excitement.
Of corse I'm not allowed to be up this late. My parents were asleep. But they don't understand. I'm like the show's number 1 fan!
I yawned. I must stay awake. This is so exciting, this episode...
Drifting off....

** **

When I woke up, I had changed. My hair had a red streak in it. But that wasn't all I also looked... Well odd. I looked un-real.
'Eeek!' I squealed....
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posted by InvaderZem
As Bex and Zem walked into their new class,they got a BIG surprise, another kid looked just like them,but the kid was a boy.'Is that another invader?' Zem and Bex thought.Zem and Bex looked at the teacher's dawati and they found the name plate,it read 'MS.BITTERS'.
"Class,welcome our two new miserable students,Bex and Zem.Go sit in between the green kid and big headed kid." alisema Ms.Bitters.Bex and Zem saw the green kid and glanced to the side and saw two open desks,they walked over and sat down very quietly."Really?"said the big headed kid who sat inayofuata to Zem,"They're aliens all of them,how am...
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Zim was walking down the road. Gaz saw him, and caught up with him. "Hey stupid Zim." Gaz greeted, while she punched Zim on the arm. He rubbed his arm. "What was that for?" Zim asked, glaring at Gaz. "Because Zim. I have fallen in upendo with you." Gaz said, looking at him. Zim looked confused. "Love? wewe wish to be my Love-Pig?" Zim asked, looking even zaidi confused. "Yes. I will be your upendo pig and I'll end your life the moment wewe say yes. So wewe better say yes. au I'll kill you." Gaz said, glaring back at him. "Hmmmmmmmmm.... Ok" Zim said,looking smug. "OK." Gaz said, h;ehtnjezrguoegnergnoeroghnergnoeroghnrtoghndiogn i know this sucked. Its because I HATE ZaGr!!!!! SO DO ZIM AND GAZ!!!!! (well they do in my world anyways)
I was sitting on the sofa at my parents house back on irk. I was thinking about the time I spent on earth. My parents were out at a meeting. For some reason, a name popped up in my head. Zim. Zim? Why should I remember him. He was a jerk. But here i am now. 2 years later. 2 years older. And I'm sat on my bedside cabinet waiting for Zim to return home. I upendo him. GIR and mimi are out children robots- we treat them like kids-they are very spoilt indeed. Well here is our story about our relationship.

I'm a irken invader, as is zim. We worked together, not that we enjoyed it- but we had no choice....
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posted by misanthrope86

Lately, a couple of people have been running around here yelling about how "gross" ZaDr (the Zim and Dib romance) is and blah, blah, blah. So I wanted to talk abou tmy position on some of these issues, even though the people who need to hear my message are probably not going to read my message, and if they do, I'm sure they will just saying something in response that makes no sense au is offensive. But here goes...

1) wewe are not required to like ZaDr.
~ I am 100% certain that there is no law requiring wewe to like ZaDr, au to visit the ZaDr club, au to look at and maoni on ZaDr images/videos/fanfics...
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