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posted by RealCosmic
A/N- saichanlovestoad does not own Invader Zim and she isnt not making any money off this fic.

This is an Mpreg slash fic. wewe don't like, don't read. I personally like it. There are several crack pairings in this one as well, including Tallest/Zim, Skoodge/Zim, Sizz-Lorr/Zim, and others. The main pairing is ZADR, though. This story also comes with warnings: Oral sex, fisting (sexual term for shoving knuckle into privates), strong language, graphic detail, repeated Mpreg, nonconsenual sex (ie-rape), fetishism, and use of toys. Any other warnings will be added on later. No flames. You've been...
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posted by misanthrope86
In preparation for the impending 'Invader Zim' TV movie, I did a full series re-watch and decided to rank my juu 10 'Invader Zim' episodes of all time! Here we go!


10. 1x17b 'Lice'
I upendo 'Lice'! That's a weird thing to say... anyway, this is a really cool episode. One of my favourite things about it is how Dib thinks Countess von Verminstrasser is insane for believing in the Lice Queen even though he routinely gets called insane for believing in the paranormal. He does the same thing to her as his classmates/family/the general public does to him!


9. 1x10b 'Bloaty's pizza Hog'
'Bloaty's...
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posted by DMhello
Camping Trip- Zim`s P.O.V.
This is a sequel to "Return of the Shadow Hog"

I was in my house making chajio, chakula cha jioni for myself; I was in a short sleeved white blouse and my usual black pants and nothing else, with the exception of my wig and lens. I was putting the finishing touches on my shougayaki (grilled pork with ginger) I could now have thanks to Gaz, she gave me some of her antidote she invented when she first came to this planet, now I could eat whatever I wanted. There was a knock on the door and I reluctantly went to the door. When I opened the door I found Dib
Zim: "oh nyasi, nyasi kavu Dib, what are you...
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posted by iPsychic
'The Angry Monkey Show's starting!!' yelled GIR who took off his dog suit and sat down in front of the TV. Appearing on the screen, was the Angry Monkey.
'I LIKE MONKEYS!' he yelled at the screen. GIR looked up to see his leader, Zim, staring down at him.
'Gir... I... am... trying... TO CONCENTRATE! I'm thinking of ways to get rid of that Dib-Human!' hissed Zim. 'Also, keep it down! The whole world doesn't need to know what you're watching!'
'...What?' asked Gir.
'Ugh, sometimes I wish I knew what was going on in Gir's mind!' Zim grunted.
'I do too!' GIR shouted.

*Inside Gir's Mind*

'Hey! I thought...
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posted by misanthrope86
SO...

Lately, a couple of people have been running around here yelling about how "gross" ZaDr (the Zim and Dib romance) is and blah, blah, blah. So I wanted to talk abou tmy position on some of these issues, even though the people who need to hear my message are probably not going to read my message, and if they do, I'm sure they will just saying something in response that makes no sense au is offensive. But here goes...

1) wewe are not required to like ZaDr.
~ I am 100% certain that there is no law requiring wewe to like ZaDr, au to visit the ZaDr club, au to look at and maoni on ZaDr images/videos/fanfics...
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ATTENTION LOVERS OF ZIM:
ok, I havn't done anything in a while,so heres a little action for you-or your OC-and Zim.if wewe dont like smexy-ness with Zim, then dont read.

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Your sitting in your room, on your bed, muziki from your computer on full blast(you choose the song). Your hair is in your face; your eyes wet with tears. A phone is in your hands. sekunde before this moment wewe were having a conversation with your boyfriend, and he was making wewe laugh, like he always has. Just as wewe thought he was going to ask wewe to go to the movies, au come over to his house... he dumped you. Then to...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 upendo Zadr
Love Zadr
Gaz:Grrrr!!!! Tak:Same Here....Gaz:Ur Mad Too Tak:Well I'm Mad At Dib Gaz:Why????Tak:CUZ!!! HE BREAK MY FREAKIN HEART!!!!!! Gaz:Wow!! Tht Happen Tht To Me Too Zim Broke My Heart!!!!!!!!! Tak:If Dib Broke My moyo Gaz:And If Zim Broke My Heart......Gaz ANd Tak :Oh No Not Again!!! *Mean While* Gir:Master Can I Ask U A swali Zim:WHT Is It Gir??Gir:Why Did U Broke Gaz's moyo <3 Zim:*Blushes Really Hard*Ummm........NON OF UR BUSSINES Gir:WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zim:FINE!! Becuz I Like ....Umm...My.....Enemy. Gir:Which One?!?!?!? Zim:D...i....b Gir:AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
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posted by SweetSponge
*Gir stares at Dana in dis belief*
Gir: i....i thougt wewe luved ........me*a tear rolls down his cheek*
Dana: I HATE MY LIFE!
*gir backs up in a corner*
*then he runs out the door crying*
*as GIR walks thoughs flow head*
Gir: (talks to himself)*sniff sniff* i should have been nicer to cupcake *sniff*
Gir: but now, *sniff* shes all asploded
Gir: WHHHHHHYYYYYYY??!!!*cries hysterically*
*flies off*
(meanwhile)
Sasha: Kil! stop bein a perv!!*nudges him*
*kad and Zim laugh*
Kil: what? *laughs a little himself*
Kad: hey, wheres Gir?
Zim: Gir's missing?
Kil: gggiirr!
Kad: oh no, hes- hes gone!!
Sasha: we need to go...
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posted by misanthrope86
I have written shabiki fiction before, but only one My Chemical Romance shabiki fic and a few 'House MD' shabiki fics. This is my first 'Invader Zim' shabiki fiction. I don't write shabiki fiction like most people do. My shabiki fics are designed to be funny and they do not follow normal shabiki fiction conventions. If wewe do not like the way I right, that is fine, but please don't tell me how my story would be better if I ended it a different way au made it longer au something. This shabiki fic is just for fun, take it au leave it. I hope wewe like though!




Zim & GIR Go To The Mall



"GIR, do wewe have any sevens?"

"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......
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I was sitting on the sofa at my parents house back on irk. I was thinking about the time I spent on earth. My parents were out at a meeting. For some reason, a name popped up in my head. Zim. Zim? Why should I remember him. He was a jerk. But here i am now. 2 years later. 2 years older. And I'm sat on my bedside cabinet waiting for Zim to return home. I upendo him. GIR and mimi are out children robots- we treat them like kids-they are very spoilt indeed. Well here is our story about our relationship.

I'm a irken invader, as is zim. We worked together, not that we enjoyed it- but we had no choice....
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posted by zagrfreak94
A wonderful nightmare


There was darkness that bounded around Zim, he walk knowing it would lead him nowhere. He couldn't help but feel that someone was watching him, he felt fear and uneasy as he heard someone titter.

"Who's there?"He asked, trying to keep his voice livid and rough. No one answered.

"Show yourself pitiful creature of darkness, au suffer the raft, slab of the Almighty Z-,"Zim was then interrupted kwa the same titter he heard earlier, It was longer and zaidi uncontrollably. But then it stopped and was replaced with a low and dangerous growl.

"Oh shut up."It said. "I'm in a good mood...
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posted by zagrfreak94
"Now that there are no humans present to hear me, May I ask why are wewe suddenly interested in Zim?" he asked without making eye contact with her.

"I already told wewe Zim, I just thought it would be interesting to know what Aliens like wewe do differently from us humans" Gaz alisema and she continued to read the paper.

"Gaz Membrane is finally fascinated in Aliens, the inayofuata thing I will hear from wewe is that wewe want to be a paranormal investigator. I guess Zim has just found Dib's perfect assistant. "Zim teased.

"Hey just bacause I find wewe ALIENS interesting does not mean I'll become Dib's clone...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Dib:Hey Zim<33
Dib:Hey Zim<33
*At Skool*

Zim:uhh I'm Bored

Gaz:M3 2

Dib:Me 3

Rubii:Maybe We Should Do Something After Skool

Dib,Gaz And Zim:Wht?

Rubii:Lets Have A Pool Party After Skool At 4:30P.m

Zim:Good

Dib:Idea

Gaz:But Were Should We Do The Pool Party

Dib:Lets Do It at My House

Zim: *Smirks*Good Idea Dib-Worm

Rubii:Yeah Good Idea

Gaz:Ok Guys!Now Wht Should We Eat For The Pool Party

Dib:I Know! PIZZA!

Zim:Yes! Pizza

Gaz:AWESOME IDEA Dib

*Tak Spyes*

Tak:Uhh! Their Planning To Do A Pool Party WithOut Me >:(

Carolina:I Know Tht is So Not Fair

Erick:Uhh DOrks!

Melissa Nar: I Know

*After Skool All The Class Leave The Class And Go To The Buses*...
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posted by Invader-Tak
Invader Larb

Invader Larb is a very lucky Irken. He was originally assigned to Blorch, nyumbani of the Slaughtering panya People. When he came before the Tallest, though, they recognized him for his increased height and re-assigned him to planet Vort, nyumbani of the universe's most comfortable couch.

Sometime during the course of the series Larb successfully conquered Vort, as we see in Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars.

Invader Skoodge

Invader Skoodge is short, fat and ugly. These traits do little to endear him to his leaders, The Almighty Tallest, and in fact they try to get rid of him several times...
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posted by zagrfreak94
So…in love?


"WEEEEE WAKE UP WAKE UP MASTA, I MADE waffles FOR YOU!!!!" GIR screamed
Because of Gir's screaming, Zim woke up and found GIR jumping on his bed. Zim noticed that the room was a mess, waffles and syrup everywhere.

"Master I made waffles in kitanda for you" GIR alisema

"Gir how many times have I told you, never come in to Zim's room." Zim screamed.

"Awww master is grumpy again, don't worry I'll make zaidi waffles to make wewe feel better" GIR said. He then left running leaving Zim standing there fuming, and it wasn't the mess that made him angry at Gir. Reason why was because it wasn't the...
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posted by Invader-Tak
It was 12:15. Just past midight. I was watching my inayopendelewa TV onyesha 'Invader Zim'.
I really upendo that show. Couldn't miss an episode!
How exciting would it be to actually be an Irken? I tremble with excitment.
Of corse I'm not allowed to be up this late. My parents were asleep. But they don't understand. I'm like the show's number 1 fan!
I yawned. I must stay awake. This is so exciting, this episode...
Drifting off....

**********

When I woke up, I had changed. My hair had a red streak in it. But that wasn't all I also looked... Well odd. I looked un-real.
'Eeek!' I squealed.
I was standing in a hallway in frount of a large door. There was no where else I could go so I opened the door.
It gave a terrifying screech...
posted by titanicdragon
 Vampire Zim
Vampire Zim
Zoey's pov

After Ariel took Rookie nyumbani Zim and I had to go to a vampire meeting. We took his voot cruiser to the palace. I had no idea what it was about but I had a feeling that it wasn't good. Zim held my hand tight I leaned on his shoulder. He kissed my head.

"You do fine I promise" he said

"How do wewe know!"

"Because your amazing"

"No I'm not"

"Yes wewe are my love-pig"

I gave him a weak smile.

"Don't leave my side no matter what"

"Never love-pig"

We walked into the kiti cha enzi room. There were thousands Wanyonya damu in there.

"Lets go"

Zim held me tight

"It will be ok just hold my hand the whole time and it...
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posted by Invader-Tak
Invader Jade

It was 12:15. Just past midnight. I was watching my favourite TV onyesha 'Invader Zim'.
I really upendo that show. Couldn't miss an episode!
How exciting would it be to actually be an Irken? I tremble with excitement.
Of corse I'm not allowed to be up this late. My parents were asleep. But they don't understand. I'm like the show's number 1 fan!
I yawned. I must stay awake. This is so exciting, this episode...
Drifting off....

** **

When I woke up, I had changed. My hair had a red streak in it. But that wasn't all I also looked... Well odd. I looked un-real.
'Eeek!' I squealed....
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Sick Dib And Bad Zim
Sick Dib And Bad Zim
Dib:Good Morning Dad
Proffesor MamBrane:GoodMorning Son :)
Gaz:Uhh Hii Dib
Dib:*Sings* This Is The LIFE!!...*Stops Singing*Uhh My Throat Hurts!!
Gaz:Haha The Way U Sang!
Dib:Its Not Funny!
Proffesor Mambrane:Wow Dib Son U Cant Sing?!
Dib:Idk Why?
Gaz:Haha!Maybe Ur SIck..
Dib:*Sniffs* ACHO!! Ok I'm Sick :S
Gaz:Poor U!
Dib:WhtEvr Gaz
Proffesor Mambrane:Hmm..Srry Son But Ur Gana Have To Stay Home
Dib:Ok Dad *Walks Upstairs SickLy*
Gaz::Hehe
Proffesor Mambrane:U! Go To Skool Gaz!
Gaz:Ok *Growls*
*Mean While*
Mrs.Bitters:*Growls*Grr Dib Never Got Here!
Zim:Hmm..Were Is The Dib
Zita:Hehe Look Now The Freak Is WorryIng...
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posted by InvaderCynder
Well, i was going to put up siku 3 of my Fanfic, but my computer got screwed au something. i had an entire half of the page done when my computer glitched and everything went away. i had a pretty good thing going, but i can't finish it this week. please understand i had the best intentions of making the inayofuata day.well, at least wewe can look at these pictures.(you may have already seen some)

here was what the lesson was today: "doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom...
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