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Ruby(Singing):Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
You tell me your blue skies fade to grey
You tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces everytime
And I don't need no carryin' on

Because wewe had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say wewe don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and wewe go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't...
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posted by InvaderCynder
*sniff* wwwhwhhhhhhhyyyyy???!!! *cry*

Sasha: i get sad *cry

ZIm: why is that my Sasha?

Sasha: zaidi of *sniff* wewe and Gaz

Zim: WHAT?! that little Gaz human? No, ur the only person i love

Sasha: thnx ZImmy

ZIm: and wewe know how u can trust me?

Sasha: if u mean trust wewe more; what?

ZIm: this
*Zim grabs and kisses her*

*Cynder punches Zim in the head really hard but not hard enough to kill him just make his nose bleed*

Zim: WHAT THE F, CYNDER!?!

Cynder: wewe JUST TRAUMATIZED CUPCAKE!*points to C.U.P.C.A.K.E.*

*Cupcake is staring blankly repeating the words "lord erase thy mind of what thy have beheld." over...
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"My plan will be to take over all human minds, then I will-" Kat noticed GIR looking up at her with that 'Waddya gonna do?' look. "BLOW UP THE PLANET!" BOOM! GIR exploded. "Are wewe supposed to do that!?" Kat asked when he reappeared. "Meow!" he said.

Kat thought on her plan some more, pacing back and fourth- despite the sharp pain in her broken foot. "Yes! I will make mind control chips!" she said. Unfortunately, Zim walked in at that exact moment. Kat blushed. "Oh, I mean-" She was interrupted kwa Gir:
"'Cuz we belon together now yeah,
forever united here somehow yeah,
wewe got a peice of me,
and honestly,
my life,
would suck,
without you..."

"Oh we were just imba my inayopendelewa song, Firefl-" She said. GIR corrected her, "My Life Would Suck Without You!" Zim grew madder, for he knew that she meant to take over the Earth, and although she knew she was dead meat, sge blushed harder.
"Sure." Zim said. "Woohoo!" Kat made some yellow, electric, sparkly, mood sticks. "On one condition." The sticks turnde black, "No going into my lab unless I say wewe can."

"Okay!" The sticks turned bright pink. As they were riding, though, Zim alisema something that changed everything, "Why were wewe even kicked off Lightopia in the first place?" The sticks turned deep blue, and died off. "Oh. Everyone hated me." she said, "My mom thought I would be the perfect, most evil alien ever. I came out perfect, but not evil. I was sweet, too sweet. I made Charmdust, the sweetest thing on the planet, jealous....
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Madison was a 12 mwaka old girl. She lived with her pop and her dog, Lacy. Her grandmother had died 2 months earlier, so her life was falling apart. But one day, she got news, someone was going to be living with them! Madison was so excited, she washed the dishes, cleaned the house, and raked the leaves. The house was spotless!

The inayofuata day, the doorbell rang. It was her friend, Trinity. "Yazmyne didn't want to come today, she was in a bad mood." she said, "Anyways, I heard the news!" We played videogames untill the doorbell rang. We listened as Pop opened the door.

"Why hello there!" He said....
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posted by Invader-Tak
'Pzzzzt Zim.' I said. 'You're an alien.'
'Nonsence Earth monkey. If you're wondering Earth-a-noid about my skin, ears and nose.. Well that's just part of my skin condition.' he replied.
He started to sweat.
'Yeah skin condition, I really bought that.' I joked. 'But really Zim.'
Zim hesitated but then fianally answered.
'You know?!'
I nodded. 'I guess so. I mean you're green. I can't beleive no one else exept for that big headed kid knows. Your disguise is so ovious.'
Zim started sweating even more. 'Are wewe with Dib?'
I assumed Dib was the big headed, crazy kid who knew about Zim.
'No. And anyway it's my first siku and I just met you. Of corse I won't tell anyone. Secret safe.' I smiled. Zim looked unsure but kwa the end of 'Skool' he seemed to trust me.
When the kengele rang I got my things and headed off. To where, I did not know.
Then I heard footsteps behind me.
posted by Solo28
Zim: GIR! Get in here!
GIR: Yes master!
(gir comes into the room)
Zim: What did wewe do to the laundry machine?
GIR: The spinny thing?
Zim: What did wewe do to it?
GIR: I thought it was a ride
Zim: wewe RODE the laundry machine?
GIR: It was a spinny water ride! I even got free candy!
Zim: That was soap, gir. And WHY did wewe stuff a chair in it?
GIR: so i could sit down.
Zim: ughhhh! wewe leave me no choice, GIR, we'll have to go to the.....laundromat.
Zim and GIR arrive at the laundromat. everyone is doing the laundry and stuff.
Zim: Well, gir, it's time to do this laundry thing of cleaning...(everyone stares...
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posted by Solo28
Zim and GIR walked through the aisles.
“Gir, where is the freezer aisle? The taquitos should be there.” Zim asked.

Gir gave Zim a blank look. “I dunno. Maybe we should look at the signs over the aisles.”

Zim looked up, wondering if what GIR had alisema was true. “Oh. Aisle 3. Freezer aisle. Frozen Krazy taco tanuri, joko Bake Taquitos. Hmmm. Well, lets go.”

Dib gasped. Quite loudly, and, unfortunatly, Zim over heard.

“You!” Zim snarled.

“I won't let wewe get away with it! What ever it is...” Dib called back.

Zim yelled, “I already told you, I don't have any stinking plans! Not that...
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I woke up and found myself on the ceiling of a room I looked around there wasn't much in the room just a grand piano, a banana, ndizi mti which all the bananas were labeled 'eat me', a vase right below me, and some pillars then I tried to stand up but I fell to the floor I shook my head I found my butt stuck in the vase. I tried to get myself out of it but I was jammed in tightly
Zim: "Zim commands wewe to stop being stuck" I fell on the floor face first, brilliant I looked around then out of nowhere the kinanda opened up and someone came out, keef in a panya, kipanya costume what the heck!!!
Zim: "keef?" he...
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In the armada

Tallest Red,"MOM!WHERES THE DONUTS?!".Tallest Purple,"YEAH!".Tallest Salemandra,"Sorry sons don't know.".Tallest Purple,"HEY wewe always treat us bad after we sent Zim away!".Tallest Salemandra,"So!You are always so meant to YOUR BROTHER!Who has done NOTHING bad to you!".Tallest Red,"Come on Purple lets go!"Purple,"okay!"

MEANWHILE AT Zims BASE

Dib,"So Zim do IRKENS have mothers?".Zim,"Well...Yes".Dib,"whats your mother like?".Zim,"Well heres her picture.".Picture shows an IRKEN with curly antena and light green eyes.Dib,"She looks nice.".Zim,"Yeh......"
LIZH#1: Eev
(((Zim walks in his base after a long siku of Skool. GIR runs up to him smiling.)))
Gir: Master! Guess what!
Zim: I don’t want to guess what Gir.
Gir: Well guess what anyway! *Giggles*
Robo-Mom: *Sing-song voice* He’s hooo-ooome!
(((The Robo-Parents wheel in the living room]
Robo-Dad: Son, we have something to tell you.
Zim: (O_o) …Ooookaaay….???
Robo-Mom: wewe have a baby sister!
(((A girl with short black hair, dark purple dress with black pants and black long sleeved shati under dress walks in. Zim is ticked and the girl looks like she’s annoyed.)))
Zim: WHAT?!
Girl: Ugh, I REALLY...
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So I just got the soundtrack to Invader Zim composed kwa Kevin Manthei and It has to be one of the best soundtracks to a TV onyesha ever. The score is full of zany, horrific, and catchy themes. It is obvious that Danny Elfman influenced Kevin to create such an amazing piece of work. The muziki creates a felling of confusion with almost every song. Kevin likes to create a theme, and then construct it to be out of tune halfway through the song. There are dark themes for the Skool and really high pitched annoying themes for GIR and Keef. ujumla, jumla I suggest getting this album, for it is...just...yeah.

The CD is called "Music From the Animated Series Invader Zim." So find it and get it and wewe won't regret it!
ATTENTION LOVERS OF ZIM:
ok, I havn't done anything in a while,so heres a little action for you-or your OC-and Zim.if wewe dont like smexy-ness with Zim, then dont read.

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Your sitting in your room, on your bed, muziki from your computer on full blast(you choose the song). Your hair is in your face; your eyes wet with tears. A phone is in your hands. sekunde before this moment wewe were having a conversation with your boyfriend, and he was making wewe laugh, like he always has. Just as wewe thought he was going to ask wewe to go to the movies, au come over to his house... he dumped you. Then to...
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posted by RealCosmic
Perhaps the single most guarded secret of the Irken Empire was the fact that Irkens could still reproduce naturally. As far as any other society was concerned, there was no Irken left that could conceive a smeet and bring it to term without artificial means. However, that wasn't entirely true. For the most part, it was. To further the species and erase any birth defects, Irken scientists had perfected a method of removing the genitalia of the species. Without the ability to reproduce, the birthing facility was left to produce the offspring of the society. As such, any gene pool issues were...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Zim:FanGirl Uhhh
Zim:FanGirl Uhhh
Mrs.Bitters:Good Morning Everyon..*RING RING*

Mrs.Bitters:HELLO! Uhhuhuh Wht another OnE!

Mrs.Bitters:*Call Ended* Class There's A New Student And Her Name Is...

Kary:KARY!!! MY NAME IS KARY I'M PREETY AND ZIM LOVES ME!!!

Zim:Me! upendo U! PHHH! NO I upendo Some One Else

Dib:Which Is Me! <3

KAry:WHT!! *pulls Zim* ZIM IS TAKEN HE IS WITH ME HE LOVES ME WITH ALL MY HEART!!

Zim:Let Go! Puny Human!!!!

Kary:NO!!! CUZ U upendo ME!!

Dib:HEY! HE LOVES ME!!

Kary:WHTEVR HE LOVES ME AND WE ARE HAVING A tarehe AFTER LUNCH!!

Zim:Sure..WHT! NO!!

Kary:Ok Zimmy Well We Will Have Our tarehe At Lunch! <33 upendo Ya!

Zim:WHT NO!!...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Zim:I Wont Let Go Until We Make Up
Zim:I Wont Let Go Until We Make Up
Gaz:So Wht To We do Zim?

Zim:We Need To Find A Way How To Make Up With Ur Brother

Gaz:Oh Yeah..

*Tak Walks kwa And Hits Gaz's Head In Purpose*

Tak:Opps..Srry Gaz *Walks Away*

Gaz:Grr Thts It! We Need U And My Brother Back Togheter

Zim:Yes We Do I'm Sicking Tired Of Tak!!!

*Rubii Spyes*

Rubii:Hmm They Sure Need Help

EmoNess:Then Why Dont U Go Help Them?

Rubii:Should I Help Them..

Maliry:SURE! Now Go!*Pushes Rubii*

Rubii:Ahhh! *Falls Down The Hall Way*

Zim:Huh? RUbii! Is Tht U!

Gaz:O_O Its Her!

Rubii:Hii Guys I Heard Tht U HAd Trouble..

Gaz:Could U Help Us?????

Zim:Pllzzz!!

Rubii:Ok Ok

*Emoness And Maliry See*...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Tak:Uhh Those upendo Birds
Tak:Uhh Those Love Birds
Tak:I Cant Take It Anymore

Gaz:Did I Ask U *Looks At Her*

Tak:Umm..I'M TALIKING TO MYSELF

Gaz:KKK

Tak:Hmm..Wht Should I Do To Break Those Two Up.....I KNOW! I Should Get Revenge >:)

Gaz:Revenge *Adds* Wht Kind Of Revenge

Tak:I Should Kiss Zim Infront Of Dib>:)

Gaz:Idk If U Should To Tht Tak

Tak:Come On It Will Be Fun

Gaz: I Wont jiunge U HMPH!! Winer! *Walks Away*

Tak:Fine >:(

*Mean While*

Dib:Uhh Wht Should I Do Now?

*DiNgDoNg!!*

Dib:Who Could Tht Be :)

*Opens Door*

Zim:Oh Hii Dib

Dib:Zim Wht Are U Doing Here?

Zim:I Came To Ask U Sumthing

Dib:Wht Is It

Zim:I Want To U Know...Make Out Like All The Time...
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posted by InvaderCynder
I woke up to find that i had slept in a corner with keki body in my arms.Kats body lay on the floor and kengele had disappeared." good morning, sleepyhead."Ravena greeted me."i don't want to go." i cried instantly."you don't have to. i know a way." she whispered. "HOW!?!" i burst out. "but wewe won't like it." she admitted."tell me!" i ordered. "ok..i can turn wewe into a human." she explained. i thought about that for a minute. me be a human? was she being serious? "you know what? here." she handed me a small machungwa, chungwa maua, ua mirror with a white back on the other side."just press the middle of...
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posted by InvaderCynder
I woke up early and got everything ready. i washed and blow dried and de-frizzed my wig,got it into a ballerina bun, and hair sprayed it so it would stay in place ad still be shiny and beautiful. I made me contacts sparkle in any amount of light that hits it. i put on my contacts and Ironed my dress so that it was wrinkle free and then i sprayed it with glitter powder in an air compressed can so that it sparkled.i put it on carefully, then id the same with my koti, jacket and my White gloves. I put on my eyeshadow and lip gloss and finally my wig. i decided to take a black hand bag with me so i...
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So, the makala I'm responding to was made a long time ago, but it is still being read, and IZ mashabiki are being somewhat misinformed kwa it.

1. PARENTS DIDN'T LIKE INVADER ZIM THEY THOUGHT IT WAS TOO DARK AND VIOLENT. (Well, actually, this isn't entirely true. If wewe go to Common Sense Media, a pretty good gauge of parent reaction that alisema "The Powerpuff Girls" was too violent, you'll see that Invader Zim is marked as being okay for ages 8 and up, and only a few reviewers complained about it being excessively dark au violent.)

2. IT WASN'T FOR THE RIGHT AGE GROUP IT WAS FOR 9 AND 12 mwaka OLDS...
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