Wanna hear some Jacob jokes. *beware they usffer from lamo*

How do wewe get rid of jacob?
Get a stick and yell fetch


What do wewe call a Jacob Black when he's lost?
A where-wolf.

How do wewe know Jacob Black is happy to see you?
He humps your leg.



What should wewe do if your Jacob Black gets sick?
Count your friends. It may be somebody he ate.


Where does Jaocb Black live?
In a were house.

What do wewe call Jacob Black with clothes on?
A wear-wolf.


Why does Jacob Black like to eat health chakula nuts?
It keeps their coats nice and shiny and healthy looking.

what do wewe call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything wewe like, he can't chase you.



CREDIT TO 1TeamEdwardFan