This is Desiree Luciano speaking. Perhaps wewe know me. I am the girl drooling on the T.V every siku over you. Yes I thought it would ring a bell.
Ahem.
I could go on all siku about how amazingly beautiful wewe are (with your piercing blue eyes, blondish hair and sexy cheekbones) au how under-appreciated wewe are in the onyesha (if I were Nina I would be camping outside your door every.single.night.) but I won't. No, instead, I am cordially inviting wewe to our wedding.

Oh wewe didn't know we were getting married? Oh it's fine. You'll upendo me.