•Patrick: [holds out a flower] For you.
Teresa: Does it squirt water?
Patrick: No. It's no trick. Maybe just a little trick to catch the killer.
Teresa: With a hydrangea?
Patrick: Yeah.
Teresa: How?
Patrick: Well wouldn't that be spoiling the fun?
Teresa: For you. Spoiling the fun for you.
Patrick: That's the fun that matters.

•Teresa: So what did wewe do? Honestly.
Patrick: He had a gun.
Teresa: No. I mean how did wewe raise the bail money.
Patrick: Oh. That. Murder for hire. Killed a snitch. Stabbed him in the kidneys.
Teresa: wewe did not.
Patrick: I did not. I won it at a card game, but I had wewe for...