•Patrick: Are we sleeping together?
Teresa: Excuse me?

•Teresa: Aw, Jane kissed a girl.
Patrick: What? Yeah, on the cheek.
Teresa: Yeah. Still counts.

•Patrick: (making a call on his cell phone) Hi. I made a booking for two for this afternoon. Could wewe put us on the terrace? It's zaidi romantic. Thanks... Yeah, Patrick... Lovely. See wewe then. (ends phone call then looks at Teresa) Don't fret, I wouldn't seduce wewe over a meal. That'd be very sophomoric.
Teresa: I didn't think wewe were trying to seduce me.
Patrick: Come on, how could that thought not have entered your head?
Teresa:(stares speechlessly...