
Kristoff and Sven
Lyrics:
Kristoff:
Reindeers are better than people
Sven, why is upendo so hard?
Kristoff as Sven:
wewe feel what wewe feel
And those feelings are real
C'mon, Kristoff
Let down your guard
Performed kwa Kristoff and Sven (Jonathan Groff)
muziki and Lyrics kwa Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez

Kristoff and Sven
Fandom: Frozen
Characters: Anna and Kristoff
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Anna and Kristoff were watching TV and a guy shows up in it.
„OMG, he's so hot!" exclaimed Anna.
„Who?" asked Kristoff.
„Jared Leto from Thirty sekunde to mars!" squealed Anna.
„Never heard of it"
„What!?" exclaimed Anna. „He's one of the hottest guy alive Kristoff, how can wewe not know him?!" asked Anna.
„I...uh...rarely watch TV...so, that's why I don't know him au any silly boy bands."
„Silly boy bands?" asked Anna. „Silly boy bands? SILLY BOY BANDS?!" replied Anna loud.
„Okay, okay they're great" replied Kristoff afraid.
„By the way, they are just an alternate rock band, Hun
Characters: Anna and Kristoff
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Anna and Kristoff were watching TV and a guy shows up in it.
„OMG, he's so hot!" exclaimed Anna.
„Who?" asked Kristoff.
„Jared Leto from Thirty sekunde to mars!" squealed Anna.
„Never heard of it"
„What!?" exclaimed Anna. „He's one of the hottest guy alive Kristoff, how can wewe not know him?!" asked Anna.
„I...uh...rarely watch TV...so, that's why I don't know him au any silly boy bands."
„Silly boy bands?" asked Anna. „Silly boy bands? SILLY BOY BANDS?!" replied Anna loud.
„Okay, okay they're great" replied Kristoff afraid.
„By the way, they are just an alternate rock band, Hun
Kristoff: Reindeers are better than people.
Sven, don't wewe think that's true?
Kristoff (As Sven): Yeah, people will beat you,
And curse you, and cheat you
Every one of them's bad except you.
Kristoff: Na, na na na na.
Na, na na na na na na.
Na, na, na, na, na, Reindeers!
Na, na na na na.
Na, na na na na na na.
Na, na, na, na, na, Reindeers!
But people smell better than Reindeers.
Sven, don't wewe think I'm right?
Kristoff (As Sven): That's once again true,
For all except you!
Kristoff: wewe got me, let's call it a night!
Good night!
Don't let the frost bite.
I don't need a crown au a castle,
One's a headache, one is a hassle,
I only need a sled and my reindeer.
wewe may think I'm ragged and rural,
But I know when Reindeer's a plural,
That I'm supposed to say Reindeer!
Na, na, na, na, na, na!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Reindeers!
Why didn't I get a real song?
Sven, don't wewe think that's true?
Kristoff (As Sven): Yeah, people will beat you,
And curse you, and cheat you
Every one of them's bad except you.
Kristoff: Na, na na na na.
Na, na na na na na na.
Na, na, na, na, na, Reindeers!
Na, na na na na.
Na, na na na na na na.
Na, na, na, na, na, Reindeers!
But people smell better than Reindeers.
Sven, don't wewe think I'm right?
Kristoff (As Sven): That's once again true,
For all except you!
Kristoff: wewe got me, let's call it a night!
Good night!
Don't let the frost bite.
I don't need a crown au a castle,
One's a headache, one is a hassle,
I only need a sled and my reindeer.
wewe may think I'm ragged and rural,
But I know when Reindeer's a plural,
That I'm supposed to say Reindeer!
Na, na, na, na, na, na!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Reindeers!
Why didn't I get a real song?
Kristoff:
Reindeers are better than people
Sven, don’t wewe think that’s true?
Kristoff as Sven:
Yeah, people will beat wewe and curse wewe and cheat you
Every one of them’s bad except you
Kristoff: Oh, thanks buddy
Kristoff:
But people smell better than reindeers
Sven, don’t wewe think that I’m right?
Kristoff as Sven:
That’s once again true, for all except you
Kristoff:
wewe got me, let’s call it a night
(Good night)
Don’t let the frost bite bite
Performed kwa Kristoff (Jonathan Groff)
muziki and lyrics kwa Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez
Reindeers are better than people
Sven, don’t wewe think that’s true?
Kristoff as Sven:
Yeah, people will beat wewe and curse wewe and cheat you
Every one of them’s bad except you
Kristoff: Oh, thanks buddy
Kristoff:
But people smell better than reindeers
Sven, don’t wewe think that I’m right?
Kristoff as Sven:
That’s once again true, for all except you
Kristoff:
wewe got me, let’s call it a night
(Good night)
Don’t let the frost bite bite
Performed kwa Kristoff (Jonathan Groff)
muziki and lyrics kwa Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez