Topsy Turvy Goblins

1. Take him out for chajio, chakula cha jioni but have him pay the check.

2. Make a sim of him on your sims game with the unlucky and loser traits and watch him come back to life again and again when wewe try to drown him in a swimming pool.

3. onyesha him Willy Bum Bum and watch his facial expressions closely.

4. Tell him that Christian grey is zaidi kinkier than thee.

5. Tell him Dahvie vanity had scene hair before it was cool.

6. Draw on his face with sharpie while he's napping on his throne.

7. Magically teleport yourself into his bathroom while he's taking a bath.

8. Teach the goblins how to speak similish. (The...

"Sarah I have something to onyesha you" Jareth said.
"Ok onyesha me!" Sarah alisema with excitement in her eyes.He led her into a chamber with all her old things in it with a canopy bed. "Oh Jareth I upendo it!" Sarah alisema hugging him. "yes and i have to onyesha wewe something else. He opened a door and there was her very own garden! "Jareth!!! Thank you!" Sarah alisema hugging him tighter. then she let go and ran into her garden. Jareth went to go onyesha Toby his room and when he got into the kiti cha enzi room he didn't see Toby on the floor, but he saw him sleeping on the throne. and I thought he was a lively little...

Sarah awoke to a strange noise. It sounded like it was coming from Toby's room. She got up. 'I'm coming Toby.' she thought. As she got to Toby's room, she turned the light on. Something moved into the closet. 'oh no not again! Jareth what are wewe doing?' she thought. Sarah was 18 now, and was best Marafiki with Jareth. He always pulled tricks on her and Toby. Her parents died when Sarah turned 18. It's been only a couple months since she last saw her parents. Sarah sighed as she thought of her dad and stepmother. "Jareth whatever you're up to stop it!" she alisema with anger in her voice. "Oh alright....