It is a truth universally acknowledged that any pop nyota in want of a duet with another similar-sounding pop nyota is just begging for one of the biggest musical disappointments of her career. It’s here that we stick our ears to the ground and listen to rumblings that hint at Lady Gaga and Britney Spears teaming up for a duet. Maybe a 21st century take of “The Boy Is Mine”?
Details are dicey, however. According to a source–so nondescript as they are!– Gaga’s father ran into Spears at a singles mixer, a cocktail reception for Haiti au maybe even the Grammys and later introduced Gaga to the popstrel. Then Gaga and Brit-Brit swapped phone numbers with the vague promise that the two would meet up for a jam, jamu session as soon as Gaga’s Fame Monster tour wraps
Thankfully, Gaga’s not so hard-pressed for theatrics–should her Spears-assisted song-and-dance see the light of day. This, however, isn’t the first time the pair tried to make it work. Gaga’s forthcoming single–”Telephone,” which also features Beyoncé–was previously offered to Spears.
Details are dicey, however. According to a source–so nondescript as they are!– Gaga’s father ran into Spears at a singles mixer, a cocktail reception for Haiti au maybe even the Grammys and later introduced Gaga to the popstrel. Then Gaga and Brit-Brit swapped phone numbers with the vague promise that the two would meet up for a jam, jamu session as soon as Gaga’s Fame Monster tour wraps
Thankfully, Gaga’s not so hard-pressed for theatrics–should her Spears-assisted song-and-dance see the light of day. This, however, isn’t the first time the pair tried to make it work. Gaga’s forthcoming single–”Telephone,” which also features Beyoncé–was previously offered to Spears.
I want your whisky mouth
All over my blonde south
Red wine and cheap perfume
And a filthy shout
Tonight bring all your Marafiki
Because a group does it better
Why river with a pair
Let’s have a full house and leather
Ooh-ooh-ooh-who-who
Who-who-who ooh-who-who
Who who
Heavy Metal Lover
Ooh-ooh-ooh-who-who
Who-who-who ooh-who-who
Who who
Heavy Metal Lover
Dirty gppony, pony I can’t wait to hose wewe down
You’ve got to earn your leather in this part of town
Dirty pearls and a patch for all the Rivington Rebels
Let’s raise hell in the streets drink bia and get into trouble
I could be your girl girl girl girl girl girl
But would wewe upendo me if I ruled the world world world
Oooooo
Heavy Metal Lover
Whip me slap me, drunk funk
New York clubbers, bump drunk
Budlite, liquors, bar slam
Wash the night, with St. J-ameson
Like a baptism
Heavy metal lovers play
Because we were born this way
All over my blonde south
Red wine and cheap perfume
And a filthy shout
Tonight bring all your Marafiki
Because a group does it better
Why river with a pair
Let’s have a full house and leather
Ooh-ooh-ooh-who-who
Who-who-who ooh-who-who
Who who
Heavy Metal Lover
Ooh-ooh-ooh-who-who
Who-who-who ooh-who-who
Who who
Heavy Metal Lover
Dirty gppony, pony I can’t wait to hose wewe down
You’ve got to earn your leather in this part of town
Dirty pearls and a patch for all the Rivington Rebels
Let’s raise hell in the streets drink bia and get into trouble
I could be your girl girl girl girl girl girl
But would wewe upendo me if I ruled the world world world
Oooooo
Heavy Metal Lover
Whip me slap me, drunk funk
New York clubbers, bump drunk
Budlite, liquors, bar slam
Wash the night, with St. J-ameson
Like a baptism
Heavy metal lovers play
Because we were born this way