Does anyone take requests to make wallpapers? Custom of course!

I am dying for one au two Lisa based custom karatasi za kupamba ukuta for my comp. I can give base picha if needed but other than that wewe are basically free to do what wewe want as long as certain words are used. I would preferably like two different ones but if I can only get one that's fine. Also I can offer no payment other than making wewe a custom video for House MD (Huddy/Hilson/Hudson/Cuddy Tribute) So yeah. ANYWAY if anyone is willing here are the two phrases I would like in two different wallpapers:

"Lisa Edelstein: Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover"

And also

Really just about any stanza from the song "Anywhere" kwa Amy Lee (Evanescence) and the chorus in there somewhere as well.

I would prefer the pictures be dark as well as the base colors, as I envision these as rather angsty, but that's really about it. If anyone wants to do these let me know!