This is the written portion of my How-To speech. Keep in mind I wrote this in less than 40 dakika xD Ugh. I wanted it over with. Anyway, enjoy. (This guide is based off of Pokémon Emerald)

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"Sometimes, you're out strolling in a park, au perhaps you're just out on the country road to gather your thoughts. Suddenly, a wild Pokémon appears! wewe reach toward your ukanda in a frenzy. To your misfortune, only one Pokéball remains, and you're left thinking "How on earth am I going to catch this beast?"

When attempting to capture a Pokémon, the first step that should always be taken is to weaken...

The following Friday seemed like a siku as any other. However, I walked to school smiling. I don't like school, and I never smiled, but last night made me think about something very important.
If I could only patch the quilt that is my and Ranma's friendship, his and Akane's would unravel.
Today, I felt as though that was a nasty thought, so I ignored it, even as I Akane and Ranma appeared when I turned the corner. I hid, poking my head about. Why am I this devious when it comes to him?

Akane had Ranma's collar, alama in her wicked grasp when she pulled Ranma closer. At first, I thought she would kiss...

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To-to-ro, Totoro! To-to-ro, Totoro!

Who leaves the seeds,
For wewe to find?
Follow them and wewe will see,
a treasure there.

Then plant the seeds,
and help them grow!
It may seem the like a dream,
things are not what they seem.

Now begins a new adventure for you!
And you'll be with

To-to-ro, Totoro! To-to-ro, Totoro!

Living in the forest trees,
for such a very, very long time!

There you'll be with

To-to-ro, Totoro! To-to-ro, Totoro!

You only see him when your very young,
a magical adventure for you!
It's magic for you.


Rain tumbles down...
the bus is late.
Suddenly, a furry wet giant
is kwa your...

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The afterimage floating in the moonlit night
is my transient black memory.
In a distorting morning of disgrace,
I sail a voyage of corruption.

If it's an unrequited love,
then at least let us bond in the other world...
I've been making that wish countless times,
like a beast hungry for your blood!

I am, after all Butler DEATH, always ready to kill wewe au our love.
The curtain that's dyeing the earth red, I'll kick it into pieces.
The cinematic records and the films of souls and memories
are what I earnestly seek, as I strum my blood-stained delusions.

Tonight I've just had a very faint...