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posted by cupcakeimissyou
YES! another. :3

I am a shabiki of LOTR and HP.!
this is not an 1000 reasons why. so. dont go into that. annoying habit
and before we go into Gandalf was a God. I dont think he was according to wiki.!

but lets get to it! Who do wewe think would WIN?!

I know they come from two totally different background but COME ON why not have a little fun
:D

Even though I think Gandalf is SOO awesome I am team Dumbledore! why?

because fact Dumbledore vs. Gandalf the Grey! hands down Dumbledore no thought to it.!

now Gandalf the White and Dumbledore I think it would be a LONG EPIC BEAUTIFUL! battle
but I STILL think dumbledore would win! what do wewe guys think i'm not going to go into detail just YET about WHY i want to respond to wewe guys responses and etc. so yeah!
posted by lotrlover247
In the lotr and hobbit sinema they have this kauli mbiu that I have picked up on. All elves are smart and all dwarves are dumb. In the vitabu the high elves are supposed to be smart and the wood elves are supposed to be dumb. In the hobbit book when bilbo and the dwarves get captured kwa the wood elves every thing is made of leaves and wood, but in the movie there is no clear difference between the high elves and the wood elves. And in the lotr book legolas is kinda dumb and gimli is smarter but in the movie the writers switched up their personallities. maybe its just me but it agrovates me so much!
posted by juliet98
I just finished to watch once again LOTR. I think nothing will compared with this. I think that Tolkien was zaidi than a normal human. He put himself in this trilogy. With the character's speech, like the Aragorn's one at Mordor (which i like very very much) he tought us something, that there can be peace even between different "kinds", the importance of friendship, of the love, of the solidarity, the importance that we ALL have. Everyone can change things, from the hobbit, to the magician au the elf, everyone. I think that none of all the lenguages on this dear world, not even the one with zaidi beautiful words, can say what i'm proving now, how much LOTR gave to me. I know, this is "just" a book au a film, but even from this things, that look like nothing important, we can learn something, i think.
posted by ThatsLeft
Sauron has the face of Satan. Every one knew he was evil, because everyone thought sauron was Satan, and those who knew the trial, was a hoax liked Stan. He lived near the shire, at mordor, never as a beast, simply as a human. Once the trial was complete, he was enslaved kwa Stan. So where all the orcs with him, and so on. They lived at mount doom. That is Satan's place, where sauron they alisema ruled, but was enslaved. Slowly he evolved into the universal predator, killing Stan. All orcs freed, soon afterwards they came to kill the newly freed slaves, worried as slave owners. The story is about bringing the ring to Satan's stronghold, so Satan can be reborn, that's why it should stay with its attendant. Sauromon is not our Allie, I'm pretty willy nilly at which. They where all safely enslaved at the time of the book, uigizaji a little different when free.
With the ring reaper. With Wraithes wewe liked less. Your scared of Samara, wewe didn't like any of my orcs. Earth was designed to handle impact like a modern crush car. With cavities to protect dismantlement of earths interior. Cavities many time filled with satanic temples of demons. Mordor is here, don't worry, this the gates of Hell. Your a Christian Frodo, the most sinless individuals, like yourself, turning into the worst psychopaths. Satan is Jesus, his son Freddy the devil, Lucifer is god, every story written backwards. wewe wore the ring to much, your not innocent enough, for the task. upendo sauron.
posted by ThatsLeft
The only way to find mordor is go to death mountain, a ring of burial mounds, same size as death valley but inverted. Go upstream and the devils dhahabu mines. Around them is a beech tree, I think fell over. Just downstream is a null, the proper entrance to mines of moria. Be careful upstream in a mud hole, at base of mine , is a creature. Don't ever talk to Sam again. The reason Samara morgan from the ring, is like that, is the ring of power. My property is usga 1, the well from the ring. I a ring boy myself, she slipts it on my finger while sleeping. The ring bearer will allow wewe to have it, for the right progression to occur. Good luck lincoln Dunlap, from central vein delta 0.
posted by Mallory101
On the first siku of krisimasi a wizard gave to me, one ring to rule them all.
On the sekunde siku of krisimasi a wizard gave to me, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the third siku of krisimasi a wizard gave to me, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fourth siku of krisimasi a wizard gave to me, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fifth siku of krisimasi a wizard gave to me, five undead Wraiths, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them...
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posted by Christine0223
This is one of the songs in the lord of the rings, and my inayopendelewa song in the world. I just can't help from listening to it all the time. I hope wewe like it. :D


lay down
your sweetened weary head
night is falling
you've come to journeys end

sleep now
and dream of the ones who came before
they are calling
from across the distant shore

why do wewe weep
what are these tears upon your face
soon wewe will see
all of your fears will pass away
save me now
your only sleeping

what can wewe see
on the horizen
why do the wild gulls call
across the sea
our Bilbo rises
the ships have come to carry wewe home

dawn will turn to silver...
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posted by Mallory101
"The fallen Vala Melkor shall break out of the Void and destroy the Gates of Night. He will destroy the Sun and the Moon. All the free peoples of Middle-earth shall fight against him. Many will be slain, and many battles lost. We the Valar and the Maiar shall help the people, but our role shall be minor. The fate of Middle-earth will rest upon the Light and the moto of the Final Dawn."

The sekunde Prophecy of Námo

Dark storm clouds rolled across the crimson sky as thunder boomed in the distance. The smoke from Mount Doom added its color into the clouds while molten lava sprayed into the acrid...
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I wish that this would be useful for you:

Galadriel
I amar prestar aen.
Ee AH-mar PRESS-tar ine.
The world is changed.
Han mathon ne nen.
Hahn MAHTH-on neh nehn.
I feel it in the waters.
Han mathon ne chae.
Hahn MAHTH-on neh high.
I feel it in the earth.
A han noston ned 'wilith.
Ah hahn NOHS-ton nehd 'wee-leeth.
I smell it in the air.


Elrond
Tangado haid! Leithio i philinn!
Tahn-GAH-doh hide! Lay-thee-oh ee fee-leen!
Hold positions! moto the arrows!


Arwen
Im Arwen. Telin le thaed. Lasto beth nîn, tolo dan na ngalad.
Eem Arwen. Tell-EEN lay thide. LAH-sto behth neen, TOH-loh dahn nahn GAH-lahd.
I am Arwen....
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posted by delamico
Okay, so this is a fic me and my friend wrote ages ago. No actually it's just some 5 years au so, but wewe know what I mean. Its English is just awful, 5 years zamani we spoke (and especially wrote) a very very bad English full of various kinds of mistakes. I'm sorry about that in advance, but this is so stupid, and yet such a wonderful memory of mine too, I have to post it.. Hope you'll enjoy, au at least have a laugh at some parts. Here we go..

Of nyasi and stewed rabbit, that is how to smuggle drugs inside of dead rabbits?

Elrond: Elves and Men both have been living hard times recently. As for...
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Chapter 1
Frodo’s journey is not yet complete as he makes his way to Mount Doom. Some scared and confused Orc’s are letting Frodo pass in confusion hoping for forgiveness and freedom. The battle at the black gates continues and the dark forces are conquering the forces of good. Orc scouts are informing the dark lord Sauron of his creature’s treachery. He gets his most powerful forces to deal with him; The Nazgul. The Nazgul are treacherous foul creatures who were once kings of men. Sauron has Lost his finest warrior; the Witch king of Angmar in the battle of Minas Tirith on Pellenor fields....
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posted by cheekimunkei
juu Ten Ways to Annoy a Wizard

10. Insist that someone with "intelligence" must be included in the company (and unfortunately wewe mean yourself . . .)
9. Complain about the rations of chakula at Minas Tirith, the "small loaf" of bread, and the "inadequate pat of butter." Never mind the devastating siege going on – a hobbit deserves a decent breakfast!
8. Take part in encouraging a usually "un-hasty" group of Ents to rise up against their unpleasant neighbor.
7. Map? Who needs to memorize a map? Sure, there are tons of them here in Rivendell, but why waste my time on something boring like that?...
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posted by Mallory101
The Lord of the Rings is an epic high ndoto novel written kwa philologist J.R.R Tolkien. The story began as a sequel to Tolkien's earlier, less complex children's ndoto novel The Hobbit (1937), but eventually developed into a much larger work. It was written in stages between 1937 and 1949, much of it during World War II. Although generally known to readers as a trilogy, Tolkien initially intended it as one volume of a two volume set, with the other volume to be The Silmarillion; however, the publisher was not interested in the sekunde volume and in 1954-5 printed The Lord of the Rings as...
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posted by Book-Freak
-All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is aliyopewa to us.

-I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.

-He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.

-What do wewe mean? Do wewe wish me a good morning, au mean that it is a good morning whether I want it au not; au that wewe feel good this morning; au that it is a morning to be good on?

-You cannot pass.I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. wewe cannot pass. The dark moto will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! wewe cannot pass.

-It is not despair,...
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Another version of "You know your an LOTR shabiki when..."

Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
You can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
You have a decided opinion on the swali of the two Glorfindels.
You understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, wewe must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But wewe mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
You know...
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posted by Mallory101
1. Offer him Visine at inappropriate moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth au a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that wewe had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One kwa One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge alisema you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron alisema you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting inayofuata to each...
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1. Offer him Visine at inopportune moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth au a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that wewe had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One kwa One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge alisema you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron alisema you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting inayofuata to each...
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Gollum performs his own special arrangement of "Let It Go" from the Disney film 'Frozen' - LYRICS below in description.

Performed by: Tyler Michael Jonsson
"The American Gollum"
link.

Contributions to the revised lyrics by: James Michael Spahn



LYRICS:

Nasty Elf mkate takes flight down the mountain tonight
Now just crumbses to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And fat hobbit is the Queen

Our belly's growling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep him thin, Precious knows wewe tried

Don't let him in, don't let him see
Fat Hobbit, so nasty and tricksy
Revealed, he steals, we didn't know
Well now we...
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posted by brilovesalbert
Lord of the Rings what a classic. There is everything that wewe need in a movie just to give it balance. wewe have the tragedies,comedies, the romance, and the adventure. wewe have this combined with super hot actors and beautiful actresses and wewe have a movie hit! Lord of the Rings is an amazing movie because it has everything wewe want in a movie. It is very hard to have a very good director and a very good actor at the same time! But with Peter Jackson's expertise and with Elijah Wood's amazing uigizaji talent, what else should wewe get? The uigizaji is very good and the uhuishaji is very well done....
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